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Wrestling Rehash: The Elimination Shame-ber

Posted 2/22/12 1:15 pm EST by Andreas Hale in Professional Wrestling

If you watched WWE's "Elimination Chamber" pay-per-view this past Sunday, you're upset that you wasted your time on that bowl of doo-doo and would have rather spent your money at a run-down strip club that reeks of cigarettes and sweat instead. That's why this week's Wrestling Rehash column has been affectionately coined "The Elimination Shame-ber." Yes, there was some good this week from John Cena (shocker!) and some ugly that resulted in one of the top stars getting injured for no damn reason, but the WWE's PPV gets top billing simply because of how pointless it ended up being.

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Wrestling Rehash: Eve Torres Tongues John Cena

Posted 2/14/12 6:06 pm EST by Andreas Hale in Professional Wrestling, TV

On the eve of WWE's Elimination Chamber pay per view, the WWE had one of the more awkward weeks in recent memory. Aside from the awesome exchange between Shawn Michaels and Triple H, Raw this week was a total head scratcher. There was some weird debate leading up to the Elimination Chamber match for CM Punk's WWE title, a bunch of ho-hum matches and poor Zack "I'm A Crash Test Dummy" Ryder getting beat up (again). But that wasn't the worst of the worst. Rather than John Cena embracing the hate, he embraced something else. Read on...

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Wrestling Rehash: Natalya Farts And Questions Answered!

Posted 2/7/12 1:30 pm EST by Andreas Hale in Professional Wrestling

The good ol' gravy train to "Wrestlemania" is picking up steam and after that craptastic "Royal Rumble," the past two weeks of "Raw" and "Smackdown" have helped us regain some faith in the WWE. This week was all types of interesting as we finally got some friggin' answers regarding Chris Jericho's promos. However, the meandering snooze-inducing Kane-John Cena rivalry continues to bend our brains backward. Then there's that little thing about WWE Diva Natalya farting...

Tags Chris Jericho, CM Punk, John Cena, Kane, natalya, WWE

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10 Best Pro Wrestling Moments Of The Rock

Posted 2/6/12 5:00 pm EST by Andreas Hale in Celebs, Professional Wrestling

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has a busy 2012 ahead of him. He already has "Journey 2: The Mysterious Island" getting ready to hit theaters along with his turn as Roadblock in the upcoming "G.I. Joe" sequel. But for wrestling fans, we are ecstatic to know that on April 1 he will square off with John Cena in an epic showdown at "Wrestlemania XXVIII." Woo-hoo!

In mtvU's new series "5 Questions With...," The Rock is featured in the first episode. In the conversation, Johnson even teaches us how to do the pec pop of love. Inspired by the show, we decided to reflect on The Rock's greatest in-ring moments. Cue sense of nostalgia for "The People's Champ."
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Tags Dwayne Johnson, Flex Kavana, Hulk Hogan, Mankind, The Rock, Vince McMahon, WWE, WWF

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Wrestling Rehash: Return Of The Undertaker On 'Raw'

Posted 1/31/12 11:45 am EST by Andreas Hale in Professional Wrestling, TV

This past weekend officially kicked off "The Road to Wrestlemania" with the "Royal Rumble" pay-per-view. Too bad that the show stunk. Thank God the following night on "RAW" made up for everything (except the money you lost) with an exceptional show that was probably the best in months. Let's reflect on the return of The Deadman, the lameness of this Kane/John Cena fiasco and the failures of 2012's "Royal Rumble."

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WWE Superstar David Otunga Slams Fools In Courtroom

Posted 1/27/12 3:30 pm EST by Andreas Hale in News, Professional Wrestling

Credit: London Ent/Splash News

David Otunga is a man of many hats. You may know him as Punk from VH1's "I Love New York." Don't know him from there? OK, how about as Jennifer Hudson's fiancé? No? How about as the WWE Superstar who often supports wretched interim "Raw" general manager John Laurinaitis as his legal counsel? Ah, that should ring a bell.

But wait, did you know that his whole schtick as legal counsel isn't farfetched? Actually, Otunga is a Harvard Law School graduate who spends his downtime as an attorney. Even better, Otunga recently took a break from body-slamming fools in the ring to lay the smackdown in the courtroom.

Otunga hit the courtroom on Thursday to represent a man in his appeal against the NY State Department of Labor. The man, who we wonder exactly what made him decide to contact a pro wrestler to defend him, feels that he was wrongfully terminated by his former employer and denied unemployment benefits. Otunga took the case pro bono just to keep his legal skills sharp--he may have to use them against the McMahon empire one day.
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Tags David Otunga, Lawyer, Royal Rumble, WWE

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Wrestling Rehash: Jericho's Smart Moves And Jon Cena's Ugly Face

Posted 1/24/12 12:00 pm EST by Andreas Hale in Professional Wrestling, Sports, TV

The road to "Wrestlemania" officially begins this Sunday at the "Royal Rumble," but that doesn't mean anyone mailed it in on last night's "Raw." The final show before bodies really start flying over the top rope still had its fair share of memorable good, bad and ugly moments. Let's revisit the performances, analyze Chris Jericho's cryptic statement, the burying of poor Zack Ryder and the amazing facial expressions of John Cena.

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Wrestling Rehash: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly On 'WWE Raw'

Posted 1/17/12 3:00 pm EST by Andreas Hale in Sports, TV

Pro wrestling is man's version of a soap opera. While we know it's staged, we remain intrigued by the drama and the fact that someone gets hit with a chair or endures some devastating move that looks like it hurts. So MTV Clutch is starting a weekly rehash of the latest good, bad and ugly from professional wrestling. To kick things off we reflect on Perez Hilton's awkward fall, Brodus Clay's dance moves and the diabolical genius of Chris Jericho.

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7 Ridiculous Celebrity Memorabilia Available Online Now

Posted 1/5/12 12:00 pm EST by Brett Smiley in Celebs, Gear

Yesterday BuzzFeed highlighted 7 ridiculous things that you can buy online RIGHT NOW, including a gigantic $2,000 hamburger and an $85,000 panda chair. It must be a difficult choice between 42 humongous burgers and one panda chair. The post got us wondering what kind of perverse celebrity memorabilia exists online for purchase. What we found may surprise you, unless you're the type of person who collects Sisqó memorabilia or signed wrestler's underwear.

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Best Intimidating NHL Goaltender Masks Of 2011

Posted 12/5/11 4:30 pm EST by Michael Jeselnik in Sports

Goaltender is the one position in the National Hockey League where players are granted freedom to design their masks anyway they choose. Since professional hockey is not a sport for the faint of heart, these goalies don't wear masks that will convey any form of kindliness. Aside from teams competing for the Stanley Cup, we have to believe the goaltenders compete amongst themselves for coolest looking mask. Take a look at the following most-intimidating NHL net-minders' masks from this year.

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