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Bonus Footage: Your Girl's Friends, PDA, Being Scared & More

Posted 3/12/13 11:30 pm EST by in MTV2, The Show, Video

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Tonight's "Guy Code" taught you how to deal with pain-in-the-ass friends, how to conquer fear and even how to treat your mom. But as always, there's more to learn!

In these clips from the "Cutting Room Floor," you'll get the Code to impressing your girlfriend's gal pals, humiliating a buddy engaged in PDA and screaming in terror like a man... well, screaming in terror hilariously like Donnell Rawlings, anyway.

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Pro Tip From Dan Soder: How To Be A Third Wheel

Posted 3/12/13 11:15 pm EST by in MTV2, The Show, Video

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Sometimes a friend invites you to hang out, which sounds awesome, but when you show up--expecting a crazy night--he's brought his girlfriend along...and now you've gotta be on your best behavior. Nobody enjoys third wheel status, but it happens to all of us.

Fortunately, in this clip from tonight's "Guy Code," Dan Soder's got some advice on how to handle the awkward situation--and get out of it ASAP for some actual fun.

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Andrew Schulz & Damien Lemon Go Skydiving [Full Video]

Posted 3/12/13 11:10 pm EST by in MTV2, The Show, Video

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Actually, that headline should just read "Andrew Schulz Goes Skydiving," 'cause Damien Lemon's fear of heights got the best of him. We brought you the sneak peek earlier, and here's the whole chronicle of Schulz putting his life in another man's hands...and between another man's legs. (Is Damien jealous? Hell, no! "This guy's a goddamn fool.")

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The 6 Categories Of Yo Mama Jokes

Posted 3/12/13 5:50 pm EST by in Comedy, Funny, The Show

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Sticks and stones might break a guy's bones--but if you really want to hurt him, make fun of his mom. On tonight's new "Guy Code,"  the gang opens up about mothers, and we're asking fans to tweet their best Yo Mama jokes. Include #GuyCode, and if cast-member Andrew Schulz likes your joke, he'll retweet it tonight from 10:30-11e. (For inspiration, check out MTV's old show "Yo Momma," dedicated to trash-talking other people's moms.)

Yo Mama jokes are a true art form. Just like a painter can choose from watercolor or oil or sculpture, the Yo Mama insult artist needs a multifaceted arsenal at his disposal...

1. Yo Mama So Fat

You have to exaggerate and defy the laws of nature to make these successful. (Saying "yo mama so fat, she statistically has a greater risk of dying from heart disease" is too real and depressing.) The mama should be so large that she's like a mythical creature whose size grants her extraordinary powers.

Example:"Yo mama so fat, the pilot asked you to remove her picture from your wallet so the plane could take off."

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The Best/Creepiest Songs About MILFs

Posted 3/12/13 5:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Music

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Moms are great, especially our favorite kind: HOT ones. MILFs, cougars--whatever you want to call them, let's all give thanks by making a playlist of songs devoted to fantasizing about other people's mothers. (Key words being "other people's.")

1. "Stacy's Mom"- Fountains of Wayne

This is the gold standard of all MILF songs, made even better by its awesome music video, which perfectly sums up what it's like to pine for your lame girlfriend's supermodel mom. We've all been there, kid.

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10 Celebrity PDA Fails [Photos]

Posted 3/12/13 4:00 pm EST by in Celebs, Funny, Photos, The Show

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PDA is usually the last thing you want to see, but sometimes it bombs so hard that it's actually entertaining. Sure, these celebrities might look great, but public making out isn't attractive for anyone. If they can't pull it off, you sure as hell can't.

1. Nick Cannon does NOT like Mariah Carey's lip gloss flavor

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The 5 Most Dreaded Friendship Situations

Posted 3/12/13 3:00 pm EST by in Funny, Relationships, The Show

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A true friend is always there when you need him, whether it's bailing you out of jail, warning you about a bad relationship or passing out so you can draw on his face. But even the best friendships have occasional miserable interludes. You'll probably remain friends when the dust has settled, but these unavoidable situations aren't fun for anyone.

1. Liking The Same Girl

You'll infuriate each other by inventing random criteria to decide which one of you can go after her: who saw her first, who got laid most recently, who still owes the other money, etc. Meanwhile, it's really just up to her to decide whom she likes...and there's a chance that it's neither of you.

2. Dining Out

Some friends make going to a restaurant a horrible experience. Your buddy might always leave a small tip based on some stupid justification, so you have to cover his share. Or maybe he demands that you split the bill 50/50, even though he ordered a steak and three beers when all you had was fries and a glass of water.

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Sneak Peek Video: Andrew Schulz And Damien Lemon Go Skydiving

Posted 3/12/13 2:00 pm EST by in MTV2, The Show, Video

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It's OK to have an irrational fear, as long as you try to conquer it. For example, if you're scared of bees, go to an apiary. (It's a honey farm, not an ape farm.) Or if you're scared of heights, jump out of a plane 13,000 feet up and pray that your parachute opens.

That's exactly what altitude-phobic Andrew Schulz and Damien Lemon do on tonight's episode of "Guy Code." Watch the preview clip below, then tune in for the full episode at 11/10c on MTV2 to see whether they stick the landing.

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The Most Inappropriate Songs For Dancing With Your Mom

Posted 3/12/13 1:00 pm EST by in Funny

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At every wedding, there's that moment where the groom shares a heartfelt dance with his mother. By all intents and purposes, it's one of the most proud and memorable moments of any mom's life. However, if there's one thing that could change all that, it'd be choosing one of these songs for that touching dance. In fact, we don't even think it's right to be in the same room as your mom while listening to any of these.

"Wait (The Whisper Song)" by Ying Yang Twins


There would be nothing more awkward than having your mom's head resting on your shoulder while the Ying Yang Twins' lyrics like "Wait till you see my d***" and "Beat the p***y up, beat the p***y up" play throughout a reception hall.

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5 Ways To Prank That PDA Couple

Posted 3/12/13 12:00 pm EST by in Funny, Relationships, The Show

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Nobody wants to watch couples display their physical affection. Actually, that's not true, but you'd probably rather watch it on the Internet than on a park bench when you're trying to eat lunch. Who do they think they are, ruining your appetite?

You need to take 'em down a peg or two, and we have you covered. Here's five ways you can prank that PDA couple. Maybe next time they'll get a room.

1. Photobomb 'Em

Do they keep taking pictures of themselves kissing? Stand behind them, do something awesome. They'll always cherish the tender memory of your wacky face...and the tender memory of their Photoshop class.

2. Temple Of Doom

Turn any couple into Indy and Willie in the scariest scene from "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" by letting a few slimy bugs crawl all over them. This freakout tactic works best at a park or beach, where there's easier access to insects and shellfish.

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