Guy Code Blog - Part 327

The Check-In: Girl Talk Pretends To Respect Copyright Law

Posted 7/14/11 5:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in Celebs, Music, Video

Remember that time Girl Talk put out that song that mashed all those other songs together? That was awesome. Also awesome, Girl Talk's mullet in this video. Lastly awesome, this video itself and the interview with Girl Talk, or "Greg" as he likes to call himself, conducted by the incomparable hosts of "The Check-In," Jeff and Eric Rosenthal. You'll be entertained by the discussion of copyright law, playing tennis with Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich and an intense Atari Teenage Riot show, and you'll be educated by this remarkably professional demonstration of how to conduct an interview. OK. We good? Cool.

Tags Girl Talk, Interviews, The Check-In, Video

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'Burnout' Trades Drag Racing For Go-Karts

Posted 7/14/11 5:00 pm EST by Adam K. Raymond in Cars, TV

Here's a theory: There's nothing in life more fun than driving a go-kart. You're thinking, "What about eating, watching 'Designing Women' and doing it?" And I'm acknowledging that those things are fun, but telling you that they're not more fun than go-karts.

If you still don't believe me you need to take part in an endurance karting race, like the contestants on "Burnout: The Ultimate Drag Race Challenge" do on this weekend's episode. Do it with some friends, too, so you can make fun of the fat ones for driving slow and the girls for running into walls. Making fun of fat people and girls, they're the only things even remotely as fun as driving go-karts.

"Burnout: The Ultimate Drag Race Challenge" airs Saturday at 12p/11c.

Tags Burnout, Burnout: The Ultimate Drag Race Challenge, Cars, Drag Racing, TV, Video

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Only The Hot Parts: Erotic Dancing And Stripping On 'So You Think You Can Dance'

Posted 7/14/11 4:00 pm EST by Brett Smiley in Ladies, Only the Hot Parts, TV, Video

"So You Think You Can Dance" struck again last night with erotic dancing and half-naked women. The show is the greatest worst-kept striptease secret on network television. Back in the '90s guys actually had to exert effort when they boob-surfed the boob tube. Now, TV networks are serving it up on a platter on top of a lazy Susan. Not complaining--just saying. The hottest moments of last night's "So You Think You Can Dance" are ranked in the video below.

Tags Dancing, Only the Hot Parts, So You Think You Can Dance, Stripping, Video

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When MLB Pitcher Facial Hair Goes Wrong [Photos]

Posted 7/14/11 2:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in Sports

In the middle of his decade-long tenure at Sports Illustrated, Steve Rushin once wrote: "Perhaps you've noticed, the men at the top of baseball's all-time saves list are at the bottom of baseball's all-time shaves list."

Little has changed since then. Today, pitchers sport 'staches, beards and goatees of all varieties to give them a mental edge, a sort of primal, furry battle cry. But inside every lip lizard, nose merkin and wideburn, there's a dark side. Sure, they make you look tough at first, but they can turn on you in an instant, like old sushi. One second, you're standing on the mound looking like you were touched by Gods of Selleck, and the next you're just a dude, alone on a hill, with schmutz on your face.

So here, for your appreciation, we offer 10 examples of this stunning shift. Read More...

Tags A's, Arizona Diamondbacks, Baseball, Beards, Bobby Jenks, Brian Wilson, Chicago White Sox, Clay Zavada, Diamondbacks, Dodgers, Eric Wedge, George Sherrill, Jason Motte, Jayson Werth, John Axford, Los Angeles Dodgers, Major League Baseball, Milwaukee Brewers, MLB, Mustaches, Oakland A's, Oakland Athletics, Philadelphia Phillies, Phillies, Rollie Fingers, Ryan Franklin, San Francisco Giants, Seattle Mariners, St. Louis Cardinals, Washington Nationals, White Sox

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Stop Hogging The Internet

Posted 7/14/11 1:30 pm EST by Adam K. Raymond in Art

Canary Islands

Via Wooster Collective

Tags Art, Street Art

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7 Important Things Plus Two-For-Fun Deal

Posted 7/14/11 1:00 pm EST by Brett Smiley in MMA, Movies, Music

LADIES Nahp and Discoquette aren't shy [Suicide Girls]
The bottom half of the photo is better than the top.

SWAY Gucci Mane shot four videos since release, says Shawty Lo [RapFix]
A few words about the Atlanta scene.

OCTAGON The animated GIF guide to MMA failure [Cage Potato]
The do-it-yourself guide to getting your a** kicked by a martial artist.

SECURITY BREACH Pedobear iPhone app dances its way past security [Fork Party]
"Hey mom! Check out this great new app I found!"

AWKWARD A shark, a duck & an awkward interview [The High Definite]
I'm Ron Burgundy?

Y'ALL Supercut: All the y'alls from "Friday Night Lights"' Tami Taylor [Guyism]
The most versatile and adorable contraction ever.

MEME ALERT Owling is the new planking [BuzzFeed]
Planking was so 1994 and May-June 2011.

POTTERED 9 classic album covers reimagined with "Potter" characters [NextMovie]
"Dark Side of the Potter," for all your mellowing needs.

Photo: Suicide Girls

Tags Album covers, Awkward, Fails, Friday Night Lights, GIFs, Gucci Mane, Harry Potter, Important Things, iPhone, Memes, Owling, Pedobear, Planking, Shawty Lo, Supercut, Tami Taylor, Ya'll

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We Celebrate Bastille Day With 9 Badass Parkour GIFs

Posted 7/14/11 12:00 pm EST by Ryan McKee in Sports

Happy Bastille Day! Those of you still calling your French fries "Freedom Fries" may not know that today is French National Day. It's essentially the same thing as Fourth of July for Americans. Don't worry, this post is not going into a European history lesson. Clutch is honoring today with GIFs of what we consider to be France's national sport: Parkour.

Parkour is like skateboarding without a deck. Participants run across urban landscapes and jump over walls, fences and cars. It sounds lame in print, but in action it's a sport of impressive moves, flips and face-plants. See for yourself after the jump. Read More...

Tags Bastille Day, Chris Hardwick, Extreme, GIFs, Parkour

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Lupe Fiasco Is A Twitter Quitter

Posted 7/14/11 11:45 am EST by Ryan McKee in Celebs, Music, News

Lupe Fiasco announced yesterday on his blog that he's gathered the strength to officially swear off his most serious addiction--Twitter. After gaining more than 723,000 followers, the rapper decided to give up his 140-character habit and handed his account over to "Glow In The Dark" tour mate and collaborator, Nikki Jean. Critics will view this as nothing more than a publicity stunt on par with Charlie Sheen's regular assertions that he's not addicted to drugs. Fiasco even plugged Nikki Jean's new debut album, which he performs on in track "Million Star Motel."

Is it possible though that Lupe is the first in a series of celebrities who will give up Twitter? Does he foresee the site starting to slowly slump into the social media graveyard with Friendster and MySpace? Probably not. Celebrities are more hopped-up on Twitter than '80s stockbrokers on cocaine. Where else will Chad Ochocinco ask pertinent questions like "How do I get a spot on #Congress" and Justin Bieber tell @lindsayvonn "great meeting you tonight." Sorry, Fiasco, Twitter is here to stay and will tempt you back in no time.

Photo: Getty Images

Tags Lupe Fiasco, Nikki Jean, twitter

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Introducing The 2011 ESPY Awards Awards

Posted 7/14/11 11:15 am EST by Adam K. Raymond in Sports

Ahhhh, the ESPYs--the one night each year when athletes get together to pat one another on the back and hand out the only awards more meaningless than a Pro-Bowl selection. For as much as sports fans like to bitch about them, the ESPYs tend to be a entertaining enough. What else are you going to watch on a night when every baseball team is off?

If you want to find out who won all the ESPYs last night, you can do that at plenty of other websites. But if you want to find out who the winners and losers of the acutal event were, you can only do that here at the first ever ESPY Awards Awards.

Summer Bikini Smackdown Round Two: 1-Seed Halle Berry vs. 8-Seed Penelope Cruz And More

Posted 7/14/11 10:30 am EST by Brett Smiley in Celebs, Ladies

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There's no better excuse than summer to have a 64-babe, single-elimination bikini bracket. We'll be rolling out the matchups for the entire month of July. Voting on Round Two contests will remain open until Sunday, July 17 at 10 p.m. ET.

UPDATE: Voting has now closed for this round. Vote in the current match-ups here.

Hollywood

(1) Former "Bond" babe Halle Berry vs. (8) Pirate wench Penelope Cruz

The Studio

(4) Booty-shakin' Shakira vs. (12) "That 70s" babe Laura Prepon

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