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7 Important Things Plus '90s Nickelodeon Leading Ladies

Posted 8/4/11 1:00 pm EST by in MMA, Music

LADIES Where are they now? Nickelodeon's leading ladies of the '90s [Complex]
Some of them are back on Nick at night.

LEAKS Will "Watch the Throne" break the album leak curse? [RapFix]
Only T-minus four days to find out.

GLOVES GIF Party: MMA fails, Volume II [Cage Potato]
Sean Salmon's crane kick was strictly for intimidation purposes.

THE MEATLOAF Dude gets stuck at the squat rack and cries for his mom [TruTV]
And when the nancy boy begged his mom to keep the video offline she smacked him.

BRAWL Amateur MMA fight breaks out at a Russian dolphin pool [Film Drunk]
The dolphins were impressed with the two-man hook/shove at 1:09.

SHARK WEEK 10 sharks happy to see you [Holy Taco]
They lure you in with a smile before they eat your f***ing face off.

BACK TO SCHOOL 15 best places to fall asleep at college [BuzzFeed]
Misleading title, though: Everywhere is the best place to fall asleep at college.

GRUB Spoof Lunchables ad aimed at “urban youth” [Daily What]
It's actually an effective ad; we want Lunchablez NOW!

Photo: Complex

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Mila Kunis Defends Justin Timberlake In Russian Plus 6 Other Bilingual Babes

Posted 8/4/11 12:00 pm EST by in Celebs, Ladies, Movies, Video

There is something incredibly sexy about a woman speaking a different language. Maybe it's because we rarely know what ladies are talking about in English, so foreign tongues gives us an excuse to tune them out. Bad '80s stand-up comedy aside, when an actress busts out some bilingual action, she jumps up a few notches in our fantasies. That's why we were so excited to hear Mila Kunis tickle our ears with some badass Russian in Justin Timberlake's defense this week. Now she can pop up as a sexy Russian spy in our daydreams. Somebody get that girl in the next 007 movie as a villainess Bond girl! Here are six spicy videos of actresses speaking in tongues, plus one awkward one of Christina Aguilera. Read More...

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Beavis And Butt-head To Review 'Human Centipede'

Posted 8/4/11 11:30 am EST by in Celebs, Movies, TV

Mike Judge says Beavis and Butt-head will watch more than just music videos in the new episodes of his classic MTV animated series. While it'll seem as if no time has passed in their fictional hometown of Highland, Texas, Beavis and Butt-head have access to contemporary entertainment like gory horror sci-fi flick, "The Human Centipede." Kind of a perfect match, right?

"Yeah, when I saw it, in fact that gave me the idea, I've got to have Beavis and Butt-Head review this," Judge tells Screen Junkies. "One of the things I have them do after they show a clip of the movie is I have them talking about how there's going to be a 'Sex and the City 3,' why don’t they combine it with a 'Human Centipede' sequel and just have those girls all get lost in the forest, the doctor strings them all together and you get two sequels in one."

Even though Judge gives away the punch line a little, that joke alone gets us excited for the show's revival. Beavis and Butt-head won't stop at disgusting horror movies either. The boys are also going to get a healthy dose of reality television like "Jersey Shore" and "16 and Pregnant." Finally, we'll get to hear Beavis' take on The Situation getting grenades and Butt-head talking about "doing it" with teen moms.

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Sagz Jeans: Finally A Way To Sag Without Actually Sagging

Posted 8/4/11 11:00 am EST by in Funny, Video

If there was ever a sure sign that a fashion craze is no longer cool, it's when some doofus creates an As-Seen-On-TV knockoff of it. Which means pants sagging is officially done because there is now a product called Sagz Jeans. Sagz, which according to its website are "tuff," are a jeans and underwear combo that snap together at the hip so true Gs can sag their pants without worrying about them dropping to the ground.

Here are the questions this product makes me wants to ask: Didn't people stop sagging their pants, like, 10 years ago? Is there really an epidemic of guys who are constantly embarrassing themselves when their sagging pants fall down?  Did you really think it was a good idea to uze a "z" in Sagz? How do you explain this ridiculous commercial? And most important: I'm kind of short; do these come in a 30x28?

Via XXL

Photo via Flickr

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Introducing Celebrity Deathmatch: The Web Generation

Posted 8/4/11 10:00 am EST by in Celebs, TV

MTV classics "Beavis and Butt-Head" and "120 Minutes" are back, so why not "Celebrity Deathmatch"? Because someone on the top floor hasn't made that call yet, we've decided to take matters into our own hands with "Celebrity Deathmatch: The Web Generation"--an unanimated version of Celebrity Deathmatch with the exact same MO: to ridiculously and unnecessarily settle celebrity squabbles, pseudo-beefs and matchups chosen solely because two people share a common name.

Only in this version, you get to choose the winner. We'll give you one matchup each week, highlight a few strengths and weaknesses of each person (that we imagine would be important in the event that they're locked in a cage with an opponent who wants to make them bleed), and open it up to a poll. Without further ado, the debut match between Tyler Perry and Tyler, the Creator:

Strengths:

Tyler Perry: Has the ability to go incognito as a woman named Madea; possesses profound mind-warping abilities that he's used to make people pay for the same exact thing they've consumed before; old man muscles

Tyler, the Creator: Backed by a 10-member cult, Odd Future; effortlessly picks and ends fights on Twitter; young man muscles

Weaknesses:

Tyler Perry: Large ass; lover, not a fighter

Tyler, the Creator: Temperamental; susceptible to the jab

WHO WINS?

Poll closes on Aug. 10 at 10 p.m. ET.
Illustration by Chris Marano

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7 Important Things Plus Chrissy Teigen Is One Hot Appliance

Posted 8/3/11 4:00 pm EST by in Gear, Music, Sports

LADIES Me in My Place with Chrissy Teigen, in her kitchen [Esquire]
It's good to be John Legend.

RELAX Das Racist "Michael Jackson" [Pretty Much Amazing]
Time to get paid.

DEBATE Can Chris Brown still be the next Michael Jackson? [The Urban Daily]
Speaking of MJ...

RAMPS Bikes over Baghdad demos come home [GrindTV]
You can't pull tricks like this on a bomb.

INSTANT MESSAGE Top 16 reasons why AIM was the best chat client ever [BuzzFeed]
Plus your friends can still make fun of you for that stupid/emo screen name you used.

OLD BLUE EYES Construction worker performs Sinatra's "Summer Wind" in street [THD]
A nice consolation for the folks booted from their Second Avenue apartments.

GULLIBLE 10 dumb urban legends [TruTV]
You didn't really think that whale sperm made the ocean salty, did you? Did you?

GET SOME Twitter giveaway for Mattel Batman Legacy Edition sets [MTV Geek]
Minimal effort, Batman reward.

Photo: Esquire

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SportsPop: 5 MLB Mascots Who'd Be Good Drinking Buddies

Posted 8/3/11 3:00 pm EST by in Celebs, Movies, Sports

Guys like fictitious characters for two reasons: (1) "I want to f*** her," and (2) "I want to grab a beer with him." We like Matthew McConaughey in "Dazed & Confused" and John Belushi in "Animal House" because we'd love to party with them. We like Jessica Rabbit and Lara Croft because...boobies.

It's nearly impossible for a sports mascot to be both family-friendly and sexually attractive, so baseball teams focus on that first half, creating mascots they think kids will like. But let's be honest here: Nine innings of baseball can be long and boring, and in the absence of cheerleaders, you better have a damn hilarious guy in a furry suit on hand to keep the grown-ass men in the crowd entertained. Because if a father likes the mascot, his kid will too. For the record, any baseball team in the market for a new mascot should follow the formula set by these five. Read More...

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10 Obscure Comic Book Tattoos [Photos]

Posted 8/3/11 2:00 pm EST by in Tattoos

It's not unusual to see someone with a popular comic-book character tattoo. Just look at all these stupid Green Lantern tattoos. Shaquille O'Neal got a Superman tattoo well over a decade ago. I even have this uncle with Tweety Bird tattooed on the inside of his lip. So it makes sense that with the rise of alternative comics, obscure comic-book character tattoos are on the rise too. Favorite characters from indie artists James Kochalka, Dan Clowes, Chris Ware, Chad Thompson, Jhonen Vasquez and legend R. Crumb are being inked on enough fans to fill an "Iron-Man" sized panel at San Diego Comic-Con (saying New York Comic-Con wouldn't be that impressive). Anyway, here are 10 tattoos of comic-book characters there's a 75 percent chance you've never heard of before. Read More...

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Here's How To Drift A Car [Video]

Posted 8/3/11 1:00 pm EST by in Cars, Sports, Video

For those of you non-car enthusiasts (commies) out there, Mercedes-Benz is producing an online video series teaching the basics of high performance driving called AMG Performance Driving Academy Series. Based on some fancy driving school in Europe where rich guys go to learn how to look radical in their luxury sports cars, each short clip features instructors Tommy Kendall and Nick Kunewalder teaching you stuff like seat positioning, braking, over-steering, etc. They essentially give you everything you need to know about turning your parents' Mazda into a wheel-smoking terror. Never mind that disclaimer about not actually doing anything they teach. (Ha ha, just kidding. You mind it because, you know, it's dangerous and they're professionals.)

That said, this week's video totally shows us drifting, which is where you purposely over-steer, causing the car to lose traction, but still maintain control of the vehicle. The car starts off on the inside of the track and ends up on the outside of the track by the end of the track's turn. There is also tons of cool smoke involved. Don't tell him, but I'm going to borrow my neighbor's SmartCar (no judgment, it's Brooklyn) and see if I can get a drift going this weekend.


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Tupac Covers XXL Magazine On 15th Anniversary Of His Death

Posted 8/3/11 12:00 pm EST by in Celebs, Music, News

Tupac Shakur's influence on rap, race, music at large and beyond has and will continue to last well beyond his living years. To honor his life and celebrate all things 'Pac, XXL Mag has dubbed its September edition a special tribute issue that focuses mainly on Shakur. The 15th anniversary of Tupac's death is Sept. 13, 2011.

Among the people close to Tupac that XXL interviewed for the mag was 'Pac's biological father, Bill Garland, who discussed his son's giving nature.

[Tupac] cared for people. That was his main thing. He really cared for people. I think that's why he would get so upset when people tried to question his commitment, his love for Black women or Black men. The East Coast/West Coast, you know, that's a fabrication. I don't have to begin to tell you that. So when that was questioned, it bothered him. Because he would give his heart or soul. He was a giving person. He would give anything to people.

XXL also spoke with Tupac's ex-wife, Keisha Morris, his first manager, Leila Steinberg, as well as his group, The Outlawz. It's hard to believe it will be 15 years in September.

Photo: XXL Mag

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