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He's the insufferable hothead who always starts fights and then drags you into them. We all have belligerent friends like this, but unfortunately we lack Iceman's ability to make 'em chill the f**k out.
Fans don't remember "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" as the series' proudest moment, but it does have one redeeming quality: Liev Schreiber's take on Victor Creed, Wolverine's sadistic half-brother. You'd never want to turn your back on Sabretooth, 'cause he'd stab it with those massive, razor-sharp fingernails. Which breaks Guy Code in two ways: A) utter disloyalty and B) improper grooming.
You'd think the X-Men's archenemy would be the biggest Guy Code offender on this list. However, the master of magnetism upholds the Code by looking out for his peeps. Sure, he doesn't have to be such a dick about it -- y'know, trying to kill all humans -- but at least his overzealous actions are based on principle. Plus, Michael Fassbender revenge-killing Nazis in "X-Men: First Class" is even more satisfying than "Inglourious Basterds." Read More...
Who knew that something called the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion Pepper would be so spicy?
In this episode of "Why Would You Eat That? Challenge," Ron Babcock and Michael Truly challenge two of their comedian friends, Chris Fairbanks and Jordan Morris, to eat the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion Pepper. To give you some idea of how spicy this pepper is, jalapeno peppers measure about 8,000 Scoville Units (the official unit of spiciness) whereas the scorpion pepper measures around 2,000,000. That's about as much as pepper spray.
Because Babcock and Truly are nice guys, they gave Fairbanks and Morris access to a treasure chest full of yogurt, water and other treats that can counteract the pepper's effects. The only problem is that the treasure chest is locked, and Fairbanks and Morris need to find the right key to open it. There's something incredibly funny about watching two grown men scream for Greek yogurt.
Do you need a mullet wig, piercings and fake vampire teeth but can only make one stop? Then just go to the Halloween Adventure store in New York City.
Standup comic Ray DeVito visits Halloween Adventure, the biggest Halloween store in New York City, and speaks with Tony, the store's owner, about the seemingly endless supply of sexy costumes available. Surprisingly, sexy Cookie Monster is always a popular choice.
The store doesn't just offer costumes. You can also get piercings from Defacto, the stores piercing expert. Ask nicely and Defacto will even show you his horrific scars from his self-mutilation performances. If that's not your thing, you can get fake vampire teeth put in your mouth in a van parked outside the store. Don't worry, it's legit!
In "Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa," now in theaters, Johnny Knoxville travels cross-country in costume as 86-year-old Irving Zisman, pranking whippersnappers and causing mayhem. Most grandfathers aren't as demented as Irving, of course, and your grampy is an invaluable source of Guy Code wisdom. He's been around a long time and picked up a lot of hard-learned lessons, so listen close and heed your elder. Here are the most memorable one-liners that Guy Code Bloggers and our Twitter followers heard from our pop-pops...
Guys don't overwhelmingly agree on much -- not sports, not politics, not beer -- but Kate Upton is a different matter. Every man agrees on her. I sat down with the 21-year-old supermodel to chat about the World Series, fame in the internet age (when every random jackass can voice his opinion) and her involvement with the Movember campaign for prostate cancer awareness.
What got you involved with the Movember campaign?
Movember is really amazing -- it's to bring awareness to men's health, and it's right after Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so it's perfect timing. And it's just a lot of fun for guys to try different hairstyles.
As long as we're talking about facial hair, what do you think about the Red Sox's playoff beards?
Well, they're not actually participating in Movember, because you have to shave November 1st, and then start...
Yeah, they just look like homeless people.
[Laughs] They need to use the Gillette Fusion Proglide Styler. Read More...
Halloween isn't just about girls dressing up in sexy costumes, candy and parties. For a well-rounded holiday, you can't just have the "treat" part. You need the "trick" part as well (and no, I don't mean "trick" as in prostitute). Don't do anything illegal! But you should plan some kind of prank, preferably aimed at your uptight friend who hates Halloween.
Dan Soder, Chris Distefano and Damien Lemon took a break from shooting "Guy Code" season four to discuss Halloween pranks. They each have experience with tricking people. Just don't take it too far and hurt somebody, otherwise Chris will find you and kick your ass.
A horrific call allowed the Jets to upset the Patriots, as well as the betting public who expected New England to take care of businesses. The blown call has people overlooking how good the Jets have been playing, particularly their defense which is fourth in the league allowing only 302.6 yards per game. Meanwhile the Bengals added to the misery of Detroit sports fans with their last second field goal victory over the Lions. The New York Jets keep it C-L-O-S-E!
Atlanta Falcons At Arizona Cardinals
No team has covered a spread after playing the Seahawks the previous week. Enter the Arizona Cardinals who have looked solid at times this season, but can't overcome the poor QB play of Carson Palmer who has seven consecutive games with an interception. Matt Ryan is simply a better quarterback than Palmer and the Falcons get their first road win this week. Make sure to bet OVER 2.5 times the announcers joke that "this game is for the birds."
It's never too difficult to find scantily clad ladies at Halloween parties, but the last thing you want to do is to approach any of them with a frightening pick-up line. Employ any of these charming openers on the masquerading woman of your dreams, and she'll fall right into your freakishly large Incredible Hulk arms.
1. "Why dress as a French Maid when you could have gone in plainclothes as 'Most Beautiful Woman at the Halloween Party'?"
2. "Yes, I purchased this Batman costume -- but the codpiece had to be custom made."
3. "Love that zombie costume. Betcha I can bring you back from the dead -- well, certain parts of you."
For some reason it's socially unacceptable to leave pizza or burgers rotting for weeks on your porch, but "festive" when it comes to pumpkins, as long as you decoratively carve them. After hauling that massive gourd home from the grocery store, though, do you really have the energy to make it look as impressive as Michelangelo's David? No, and that's why you want the laziest option possible, just like with everything else in your life.
Well, GIF Code is here with some truly effortless ideas, because figuring out what you'll be for Halloween -- never mind your jack-o'-lantern -- already requires too much effort.