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Jamie Lee Plays The Game 'Creepy Or Charming' [VIDEO]

Posted 4/26/13 5:00 pm EST by in Funny, Ladies, Relationships, Video

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Sometimes it can be tough for guys to know if they're coming off as creepy or charming. He might have the best of intentions, but the girl just reads the situation as, "DANGER! DANGER!" For example, a guy might watch the movie "Love & Sex" and decide to hire a little person with bongos to serenade his attractive coworker. If the coworker doesn't know where the gesture is coming from, she'll get creeped out and the office will become a very awkward place.

As a way to help out our male readers, we decided to have Jamie Lee from "Girl Code" play a little game called "Creepy Or Charming." We present her with a variety of situations and she tells if it seems like the guy is being cool or a clown.

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Ryan McKee (@TheRyanMcKee) is the editor of Guy Code Blog
Concept by: RG Daniels (@RGDaniels) is a comedian and writer in Brooklyn, NY.

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Damien Lemon Featured As Esquire's 'The Comic's Comic'

Posted 4/26/13 4:00 pm EST by in Comedy, The Show

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Damien Lemon has made us crack up, hard, on season after season of "Guy Code." It's about damn time he got more recognition, and the fine folks at Esquire agree. The magazine that published F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, Norman Mailer, Tom Wolfe and Truman Capote just called Damien an "underrated comic" and "deceptively wise."

That's kind of a big deal, to put it mildly. Even more flattering, since Esquire is an authority on style, they praise Damien's fashion sense...if not his choice of automobile:

"He's a snappy dresser. He's one of those guys who leaves his shirt on the back of the chair before his set so it doesn't get wrinkled. He drives a beat-up Toyota Corolla. Everything about him is 'fresh' but his car is a real s*** box!"

Hey, at least a backhanded compliment is still a compliment. Congrats to Damien! Check out the whole profile here.

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The Most Ridiculous 'Under 21' Pages On Beer Websites

Posted 4/26/13 3:00 pm EST by in Food, Funny

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Surely you've seen them. You go to a beer company's website to read up on your favorite suds, but--before you can enter--you're asked to confirm your age. The security system is laughably insecure; you just click "YES" to "Are You 21?" But we began to wonder: What happens if you click "NO"? Turns out, it leads to some pretty interesting pages...

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These Orange Country craft brewers produce some of the most sought-after, barrel-aged beers in America. But if you're dumb enough to admit that you're too young to legally drink their products, The Bruery will point you toward what you should be drinking...chocolate milk.

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9 Reasons We're Looking Forward To Seeing 'Pain & Gain'

Posted 4/26/13 2:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Movies, Photos

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Normally, we wouldn't even expend the energy to make fun of a Michael Bay action movie starring Mark Wahlberg and The Rock. But there's something special about "Pain & Gain," the latest from the explosion-mad director--namely, that it's set in Miami. And as you likely know, that means the bikinis will be as plentiful as the car chases.

In the trailer alone, there are at least nine eye-popping moments that suggest the entire 129 minutes will have viewers popping other things. We've gathered those notable shots below in a compendium of the biggest reasons we're looking forward to this movie. Fair warning: Shirtless Tony Shalhoub is included, but that couldn't be avoided.

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Dennis Rodman Talks Smack About NBA Playoffs [Memes]

Posted 4/26/13 1:00 pm EST by in Funny, Sports

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Everybody knows Dennis Rodman. Throughout an illustrious playing career he won five rings and crashed the boards harder than Vince and Owen crash weddings. After retiring, "The Worm" remained in the spotlight with publicity stunts as tame as marrying Carmen Electra, and as crazy as buddying up with a North korean dictator. There was no one else we could think of to present a series of memes trash talking the NBA Playoffs. Ladies and gentleman, Dennis Rodman talks sh*t about the NBA Playoffs.

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Today's Dumbass: Father Gives Meth-Laced Cookies To His Kids

Posted 4/26/13 11:00 am EST by in News, Today's Dumbass

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Children should never take candy from strangers. Unfortunately, there are also times when they shouldn't accept it from their own father.

Chad Holm, of Des Moines, Washington, must love watching Paula Deen and "Breaking Bad." Holm is accused of lacing cookies with meth and giving them to his five and seven-year-old sons who later tested positive for the drug. Holm wasn't trying to invent the most addictive dessert of all time. He was trying to get his kids to fail a drug test so he would be awarded custody over his wife.

Holm and his wife both used meth together in the past, but his wife recently failed a drug test after being clean for a year. After she and the kids all tested positive, she remembered the cookies Holm had given them that tasted too terrible to finish. The cookies were later tested and were positive for meth. Holm denies lacing the drugs, although an investigation recently proved that he forged his own drug tests to come out negative.

To get custody, do the work and go to rehab. Don't go to your dealer and then the grocery store.

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Neal Stastny (@NealStas) is a comedian and writer in New York.

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Hungover Links: Bill Clinton On Twitter, Geek Revenge & More

Posted 4/26/13 10:00 am EST by in News

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While you were drinking...

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MTV2 Announces New Series, 'Guy Court'

Posted 4/25/13 5:00 pm EST by in MTV2, The Show

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Over three seasons of "Guy Code," you've learned the laws of manhood. Now it's time to enforce them.

Despite our best efforts, there are still countless dudes breaking the Code on a daily basis. That's why "Guy Code" cast members Donnell Rawlings, Damien Lemon, Andrew Schulz, Charlamagne Tha God and Melanie Iglesias are joining MTV2's new series "Guy Court," expected to hit airwaves in the fall.

In this half-hour comedic courtroom series, which follows "Girl Code" in the evolving "Guy Code" franchise, viewers will witness a variety of cases--from the guy who dates his friend's ex without asking permission, to the roommate who refuses to wear deodorant. The cases are real stories from real people who've fallen victim to Code violations.

With the plaintiff and defendant front and center, the judge will hear both sides of the story...and rule accordingly. Each case will be will judged, defended and prosecuted with the perfect combination of comedy and justice. The guilt or innocence of each individual will be decided in accordance with Guy Code.

Basically, it's like if "Judge Judy" had a pair of...well, an even bigger pair of balls.

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Naked Girl Climbs Through Couple's Doggy Door

Posted 4/25/13 3:00 pm EST by in Funny

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If a stranger entered your home at 1:45 a.m. without any clothes on, you'd normally call 911 pronto. But we'd make an exception for 25-year-old Sara Elizabeth Soto, whom Texas authorities accuse of breaking into a house through a doggy door early Tuesday.

The married homeowners (yeah, tough s*** for the dude) heard movement and assumed an animal had gotten through, since they don't own a pet. But no, it was just allegedly Soto--at 4'11", one inch away from little person territory--who'd removed her black dress, climbed through the hole (damaging it in the process) and then plopped in a bathtub.

Soto only wanted to make a phone call, according to police, because obviously all bathtubs are equipped with landlines. She's now facing charges for criminal trespass and mischief. The husband also faced charges of "mischief" from his wife, we're guessing.

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Marty Beckerman (@martybeckerman) is the Associate Editor of Guy Code Blog

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Our Ultimate NFL Draft Drinking Game: 'You Make The Call!'

Posted 4/25/13 1:55 pm EST by in Funny, Sports

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On paper the NFL draft sounds exciting--football, jerseys, Rodger Goodell getting booed! In actuality, it kinda drags on. Like most boring things, however, the NFL draft is much more entertaining with booze. It's time to trash those mock drafts, settle into your war room and prepare your team ("team" meaning "liver") for our drinking game, "You Make The Call."

First prepare the Draft Board. Find a table with ample space for a beer pong cup, a quarters game, flip cup and a center community cup. (TRUST US, WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING!) Next, split up the teams evenly between the people playing. You can do this by division, favorite teams or--if it's just two of you and you're real men--conferences.

Lastly, choose your own adventure...

1. "You're On The Clock"

When one of your teams is on the clock, so are you. You have to either make a beer pong shot, bounce a quarter in a glass or achieve a flip cup before your team makes their pick. If you miss a beer pong shot, your friend can move it to a different spot on the table. Miss a quarter shot, the glass gets moved an inch away. Miss a flip cup, fill it up and try again. Achieve your goal before your team picks...or chug the community cup!

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