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Charlamagne's Pro Tip: Chicks Before D*cks

Posted 2/23/13 10:48 am EST by in Most Popular, MTV2, The Show, Video

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You know the old saying, "Bros before hoes." We call it an "old saying" because that's really what it is, it's passe. Guys know they'd rather be with ladies than hanging at a sausage fest with their bros. After all, we love our homies and we'd take a punch in the face for them, but let's be honest, we don't want to get naked with them. And that's what it really comes down to...chicks will get naked with us if we're nice and spend time with them. Don't sell your buddies out for some random one-night-stand, but also don't be mad at your friend for spending a bunch of time with his new girlfriend. Charlagmagne sums it all up in this quick Pro Tip, "Chicks Before D*cks."

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5 Bar Etiquette Tips From Clint Eastwood

Posted 2/22/13 12:00 pm EST by in Funny, Movies, Video

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Whether as The Man with No Name or Harry Callahan, Clint Eastwood has exemplified a version of Guy Code that would be hard for most guys to live by today. Doling out vigilante justice without getting killed or thrown in jail isn't easy to do in real life. Still, there are lessons to be learned from watching Eastwood's movies. The characters he portrays are no strangers to saloons or dive bars. They exhibit barroom etiquette that can still be applied today, minus the pistols and murder.

Offer Your Bar-fight Opponent A Free Pass


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Even if you're not sure you can take the guy in a fight, offer to let him walk first. It makes you look really confident and may just scare him away. If he stays, anything you do to him is perfectly fair game. Even the ladies will say, "He tried to warm him." And if you lose the fight, well, then it doesn't matter anyway.

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Bonus Footage: Mac Miller's Alternate Pro-Tips

Posted 2/20/13 6:00 pm EST by in MTV2, The Show, Video

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On last night's "Guy Code" (watch full episode here), Mac Miller gave you some rapid-fire Pro Tips. A little unorthodox, sure, but he's the first non-"Guy Code" cast member to do it, so the moment called for innovation.

Well, there's a bunch more where that came from. In these clips from the "Cutting Room Floor," Mac gives you Pro Tips on everything from smoothies to prostate stimulation to stealing money from your grandma. (Maybe she only gave you a fiver for your birthday?)

Watch the outtakes, then watch Mac on "The Most Dope Family," premiering this Tuesday after "Guy Code" on MTV2.

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News Flash: Caterpillars Taste Like S*** [Video]

Posted 2/20/13 5:00 pm EST by in Comedy, Food, Video


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When you work for the "Why Would You Eat? Challenge!", you find yourself asking: "Why would I eat that?" Like, say, while you're shoving caterpillars into your face.

In America, caterpillars are viewed as a pest--but over in South Africa, they're a protein-packed snack. Harvested off the mopane tree, drained of their innards and then dried in the sun, it's kinda like beef jerky, but with 100% less beef and 100% more caterpillar.

YOU:  "What does it taste like?"
ME:  "Like a dead tree. Like eating sand off sand paper. Like eating a dead tree made of sand off sand paper."

Much more fun than eating caterpillars is playing finger football with them. For a recent "Challenge!" episode, we made Soren Bowie from Cracked battle comedian Jason Horton. They each got five kicks and had to devour the ones they missed. If you are what you eat, they should turn into butterflies any second now...

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Helpful Puberty Lessons From TV Sitcoms

Posted 2/20/13 1:00 pm EST by in Funny, The Show, TV, Video

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On last night's "Guy Code" (watch full episode here), you learned everything about puberty that your dad never told you way back when. He got too freaked out to discuss the subject, but fortunately TV gave you some other father figures. Here's the best puberty talks from "very special episodes" of our favorite sitcoms.

1. John Goodman Explains Masturbation

Everybody does it. Nobody talks about it.

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Bonus Footage: Puberty, Being Whipped, Job Interviews & More

Posted 2/19/13 11:30 pm EST by in MTV2, The Show, Video

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Nothing can stop you after watching tonight's "Guy Code," whether it's growing pains or a control freak girlfriend or some H.R. professional who acts more like an interrogator than an interviewer. But you've still got a few things to learn...

In these clips from the "Cutting Room Floor," Chris Distefano confesses his worst job interview lie, Donnell Rawlings recounts how snoring ruined his relationship and Jon Gabrus explains the upside of letting your woman boss you around: "It's called 'p***y whipped' for a reason."

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Hot Girl, Ugly Dude... That's A 'How'd-He' [Full Video]

Posted 2/19/13 10:30 pm EST by in MTV2, The Show, Video

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You see it all the time: Some troll-ass guy pawing a chick who could be a model. It makes no sense whatsoever. What's his secret? Is he a billionaire? Ridiculously well-endowed? Or maybe some ladies just care about personality above all else?

On tonight's "Guy Code," Andrew Schulz went out on the streets to ask New Yorkers about "How'd-he," as in "How'd he get with her?" Plus, Andrew pondered a deeper philosophical question: "Don't we all want to be 'How'd-Hes'?"

Check out the full video from tonight's episode!

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The 10 Most Awkward Local News Interviews

Posted 2/19/13 3:00 pm EST by in Funny, Video

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You'll do a bunch of job interviews over the course of your life, but there's also a chance you'll get interviewed on the local news. (Best case scenario, it's for a charity drive or you've won the lottery. Worst case scenario, you've committed some horrible crime.)

The rules are the same for both kinds of interviews: Appear confident, keep your sentences to the point and don't come across like most of these people...

1. Now That's Hard-Hitting News

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Sneak Peek Video: How To Stand Out In An Interview

Posted 2/19/13 12:00 pm EST by in MTV2, The Show, Video

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In today's ultra-competitive job market, every guy needs a strategy for standing out from the pack. Luckily, the cast members of "Guy Code" have never been good at "blending in," so they're the perfect people to tell you how to be unique. It's a given that you should "fudge the facts" (or outright lie) on your resume, but that still won't be enough to land you a dream job (unless you're a "Catch Me If You Can"-level liar).  You need to be a master of small-talk and relate to your potential employer like an old frat buddy (without being too familiar). It's a delicate art, and you get to see a sneak peek of the cast's advice from tonight's new episode below:

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Sneak Peek Video: The Awkwardness Of Puberty

Posted 2/15/13 5:00 pm EST by in MTV2, The Show, Video

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It's cool being a kid, 'cause you get to play with toys and have no responsibilities. And it's cool being a man, 'cause you get to make money and then buy beer with it. But there's a horrible in-between stage when your voice cracks, your skin looks terrible, your legs hurt from growth spurts and you're just all-around freakish.

In this clip from next week's "Guy Code," the cast reveals their worst puberty memories and their worst puberty photos. We've all been there, and never want to go back. (Well, maybe Lil Duval hasn't been there yet...)

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