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You've played it smooth all night: Classy restaurant, the perfect bottle of wine, all the compliments she could want to hear...and then, in the heat of passion, you fumble with that damn hook. We've all been there, and Andrew Schulz has some advice for making sure it never happens again. Check out this clip from tonight's "Guy Code," and then watch the full episode at 11/10C on MTV2.

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Do you remember your first kiss? And we're not just talking about kissing a person of the opposite sex. Did you practice french-kissing on a pillow, or on a stuffed animal or on a friend at a slumber party (like Melanie did, HELLO)?

Let's be honest, first kisses aren't always brag-worthy. For some of us, it happens later in life than we'd like. For others, it happens with a very masculine woman or with a teddy bear. We're not going to judge anyone, because as you'll see from the cast's confessions in the below video, most of us have an embarrassing story.

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A bottle of wine is like anything else: more satisfying when you make it yourself. That's why "Guy Code" cast members Chris Distefano, Jon Gabrus and Jordan Carlos took a trip to The Wine Room of Manalapan, where they learned all about the process. (Also, how to properly swirl and sniff a glass like gentlemen... what could go wrong?) Watch this sneak peek clip, and then catch the full episode Tuesday on MTV2 at 11p/10c.

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Every guy has a concept of his Good Ass Night, that perfect celebration to be forever remembered. For Pusha T, who's gonna release his debut solo album in May, it's a private jet to Miami...to celebrate like it's Montego Bay.

In this sneak peek from Tuesday's "Guy Code," he runs us through his ideal evening, from a turned-off phone to "the wildest of reggae music."

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If you've seen the Terminator movies, you know how Skynet becomes self-aware and tries to destroy the human race with killer robots. Obviously, that's just science-fiction make-believe, so no need to worry, right?

Ummmmm, have you heard of Boston Dynamics and DARPA? The former is an engineering and robotics design company that builds highly advanced robots for organizations worldwide, including the US Army; the latter is part of the Department of Defense that develops new technologies for the military.

Are we saying that these robots will rise up and try to enslave us? No, we're saying these robots are just awesome enough to be terrifying.

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Cheetah can reach speeds up to 28 mph. A new free-running version would be able to chase down Usain Bolt.

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Hip-hop duo Macklemore and Ryan Lewis will appear on "Saturday Night Live" this weekend, but we beat "SNL" to the punch with this pretty damn funny Good Ass Night. See, for most guys, the perfect evening involves going outside. Not Macklemore, who just wants to watch Netflix and snuggle up with his lady. And, uh, eat tacos? We'll let him take it from here...

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Tonight's new "Guy Code" episode dealt with New Relationships, Bar Etiquette, Having a Kid and Being a Nerd. Coincidentally, all of those things have to do with sex. Yep, even Being a Nerd, because it appears as if nerds are getting laid now and they have to know what to do with their spectacles once the heavy sucking-face begins. Seriously, we're not just being dicks, that's really a problem for four-eyed dudes and the geek-tastic Jordan Carlos is nice enough to gives you some tips on how to deal with it.
Anyway, enough with the writing, I'm sure you want to learn all of the details about new relationship sex, so feast your eyes below:

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Tonight on the new episode of "Guy Code," you got to experience what it's like to be a Teen Dad. If you're not too traumatized by scenes, you can watch the entire sketch again below.

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The Harlem Shake is the meme that wouldn't die, but it's not actually the dance that Harlem's Al B introduced back in the '80s. The modern version is basically just drunk half-naked people humping things.

That's why Charlamagne from "Guy Code" invited the Original Harlem Shakers to demonstrate how it's done. Trust us, this video is way more authentic than the one you and your wasted friends uploaded to YouTube.

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Kids can perplex men, which seems odd since we all were ones at some point...and many of us are still considered big kids by our girlfriends and family members. Don't be embarrassed to admit that you're not sure how you feel about having your own kids or dealing with someone's little booger-eaters. For some reason, other people (especially parents and women) will judge you based on how kids react to you, so it can be stressful. However, it doesn't have to be. There are a few simple rules when it comes to dealing with kids and "Guy Code" breaks them down tonight on MTV2 at 11p/10c. Here's a sneak peek to get you ready:

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