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If you're an average guy, you probably love video games that involve slaying monsters with crazy magical/futuristic weaponry. It's a great way to pass time and get out aggression. But to actually build such a tool? Now that's dedication.
So we applaud the guy in the below video, who turned a sword into a frikkin' TASER SWORD. What a damn champion. Not a genius, though. Sure, he's a conceptual genius, but he also lets his friends use it on him. You're all smarter than that.
Since the members of "Guy Code" are the bad boys around MTV, it makes sense for Andrew Schulz and Damien Lemon to announce the nominees for Best Villain in this year's MTV Movie Awards. The category is especially close to Lemon's heart, since he plays a taxi driver who gives a ride to the main villain in "The Amazing Spider-Man." Check out Schulz and Lemon's video from last night's nominations livestream and below that, we've listed the nominees as well.
After watching tonight's "Guy Code," you learned about your buddy's woman, vino and making out. (You probably shouldn't combine all three of these.) But there's still a few things you've gotta know. In these clips from the "Cutting Room Floor," the gang schools you on asking for a kiss, whether guys can drink Merlot together and why you must be able to open a bottle of wine, a necessary skill if you're on a date with April Rose.
You've played it smooth all night: Classy restaurant, the perfect bottle of wine, all the compliments she could want to hear...and then, in the heat of passion, you fumble with that damn hook. We've all been there, and Andrew Schulz has some advice for making sure it never happens again. Check out this clip from tonight's "Guy Code," and then watch the full episode at 11/10C on MTV2.
Do you remember your first kiss? And we're not just talking about kissing a person of the opposite sex. Did you practice french-kissing on a pillow, or on a stuffed animal or on a friend at a slumber party (like Melanie did, HELLO)?
Let's be honest, first kisses aren't always brag-worthy. For some of us, it happens later in life than we'd like. For others, it happens with a very masculine woman or with a teddy bear. We're not going to judge anyone, because as you'll see from the cast's confessions in the below video, most of us have an embarrassing story.
For more on kissing, watch "Guy Code" tonight at 11p/10c on MTV2
A bottle of wine is like anything else: more satisfying when you make it yourself. That's why "Guy Code" cast members Chris Distefano, Jon Gabrus and Jordan Carlos took a trip to The Wine Room of Manalapan, where they learned all about the process. (Also, how to properly swirl and sniff a glass like gentlemen... what could go wrong?) Watch this sneak peek clip, and then catch the full episode Tuesday on MTV2 at 11p/10c.
Every guy has a concept of his Good Ass Night, that perfect celebration to be forever remembered. For Pusha T, who's gonna release his debut solo album in May, it's a private jet to Miami...to celebrate like it's Montego Bay.
In this sneak peek from Tuesday's "Guy Code," he runs us through his ideal evening, from a turned-off phone to "the wildest of reggae music."
If you've seen the Terminator movies, you know how Skynet becomes self-aware and tries to destroy the human race with killer robots. Obviously, that's just science-fiction make-believe, so no need to worry, right?
Ummmmm, have you heard of Boston Dynamics and DARPA? The former is an engineering and robotics design company that builds highly advanced robots for organizations worldwide, including the US Army; the latter is part of the Department of Defense that develops new technologies for the military.
Are we saying that these robots will rise up and try to enslave us? No, we're saying these robots are just awesome enough to be terrifying.
Cheetah can reach speeds up to 28 mph. A new free-running version would be able to chase down Usain Bolt.
Hip-hop duo Macklemore and Ryan Lewis will appear on "Saturday Night Live" this weekend, but we beat "SNL" to the punch with this pretty damn funny Good Ass Night. See, for most guys, the perfect evening involves going outside. Not Macklemore, who just wants to watch Netflix and snuggle up with his lady. And, uh, eat tacos? We'll let him take it from here...