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When a lot of guys visit New York, they check out Times Square and maybe Yankee Stadium, but neglect to make the trip out to Coney Island. Too bad, 'cause between the Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, the Mermaid Parade and the Beard and Moustache Competition (Brooklyn hipsters are too cool to spell it "Mustache"), Coney Island is a manly paradise. In the video below, comedian Ray Devito and @SeinfeldToday c0-creator Josh Gondelman take you on a whirlwind cyclone of a tour, with boobs... Read More...
Baseball games last so long that the players are bound to get a little hungry.
During a game against the Seattle Mariners, Prince Fielder chased down a foul ball that landed in the crowd. It was a long run for Fielder, who, let's be honest, is a fatty. Fielder must have felt he deserved a snack after that workout, so he stole a nacho from a fan before running back to first base.
Stealing food from a complete stranger is usually a bad idea and definitely against Guy Code. But Prince Fielder isn't your typical guy. He lives under the Famous Fat Guy Code that says you can steal a small amount of food from a stranger because they will think it's funny. That's not a bad way to live.
When we started writing these episodes of "How To With Pete," Pete and I had a meeting scheduled to discuss new ideas. As the meeting time approached, he text me apologizing for running behind. Awhile later, he text again saying he was running really late. Finally, he just called to explain he was stuck in the free clinic, awaiting some tests. And then without hesitation said, "Some of the girls in here are pretty hot. I think I'm gonna talk to them." Thus the idea for this video was hatched.
Vine has quickly become a great place to see some of the best pranks on the internet. Many of these pranks are simply hilarious, but some of them -- like the dude smearing Nair all over his (newly bald) friend's scalp above -- just cross the line into outright sadism. Here are prank Vines gone too far, with the expected NSFW language.
The mission statement of MTV Other is "Short Shows, Random Weirdness," and that's exactly what you'll get with "Two Guys Named Josh." It's actually two women playing two guys named Josh, but in the episode below, they're playing guys playing...um...women. See, Josh and Josh are heading to a lesbian bar -- dressed in full drag -- in an attempt to get lucky. The plan ("Project: Girl-on-Girl-on-Girl") works about as well as you'd expect, especially when the two bros realize how pretty the other has become...
There's a lot of debate about how women are depicted in the world of "Grand Theft Auto," specifically with the whole picking-up-prostitutes element. But maybe those ladies have more personality than the game itself suggests -- at least, that's what comedian Chet Siegel from Guyism imagines in this (NSFW) parody of newly released "GTA V." After watching it, you just might want to skip the solicitation and stick to other varieties of digital crime.
This might not qualify as a fail, since the ultimate goal was to get some Internet recognition. But it's not really a "win" if you need immediate medical attention.
In the Vine below (uploaded to YouTube after the original was deleted), a guy attempts to pull off an incredibly risky stunt -- jumping over a speeding car -- but doesn't even come close to clearing it. At least he's able to jump high enough to not be run over:
He appears to be relatively unharmed in the ambulance, and the brush with death even seems to have given him religion:
Here I am sitting in the hospital, thanking God I'm alive. Thanking God for my stupidity, for my courage. Life is precious. Thank the Lord.
If you're in a relationship long enough, you'll have to make a huge decision: Whether your girlfriend should also be your roommate. It means less freedom to be an unhygienic slob -- and fewer hours to watch porn sports -- but, let's face it, that's probably for the best.
If the amnesia video is real, then it's a genuinely sweet moment -- and it made us wonder what that situation would be like if the roles were reversed. Well, Slacktory has made a parody to answer that very question. Although this one is definitely fake, it's probably a little more realistic. Hey, it's tough to stay in shape after several years of wedded bliss.
Standup comic and 'Guy Code' cast member, Pete Davidson, has a lot to teach you. Sure, he's only 19 years old and doesn't have as much life experience as other advice gurus like Oprah Winfrey, Deepak Chopra and Riff Raff, but that isn't going to stop him. Pete's got some thoughts, Pete's got some angles and Pete's going to share them with the world in his big new web series "How To With Pete."
The new school year has begun and there is no doubt that you've already been day-dreaming about your hot teacher. Maybe she doesn't look like a woman you'd normally obsess over. It doesn't matter. She's attractive (or at least more-so than your other teachers), she has power over you and the teacher-student fantasy has been around since the dawn of chalkboards. Pete thinks it's time you make that dream a reality. It's time to hit on your teacher!