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You think a girl rejecting you is embarrassing? PSSHT! When a kangaroo kicks your ass, THAT'S embarrassing. You're supposed to be part of the smartest species, so it's pretty shameful to get put in your place by such a cute rascal...even if it can land a left, thump you with its hind legs and (added bonus) has razor-sharp talons that cut through flesh like a machete through Texas brisket.
Here's five videos of kangaroos making humans look foolish, and advice for the victims on how to recover.
HOW TO GET OVER IT: The poor kid's parents should find a good shrink. He's bound to be traumatized. You might also wanna skip buying Dunk-a-Roos for his lunches.
+ For more on embarrassment, watch "Guy Code" tonight at 11/10c on MTV2
Over the weekend "Guy Code" hit a pretty incredible milestone: 100,000 Twitter followers. Not to get all emotional, but we're honored that we mean so much to so many. And so is Melanie Iglesias, who recorded a quick video to thank y'all...and to mark another milestone: Tonight's "Guy Code" season finale at 11/10c on MTV2.
When you're a kid, your dad is the coolest guy in the world. When you're a teenager, he's a cruel power-hungry dictator. And when you're an adult, he's you whenever you look in the mirror.
On tonight's season finale of "Guy Code," the cast reflects on the most important guy in your life: the one whose balls you swam out of. Play the clip below and then watch the full episode at 11/10c on MTV2.
The season finale of "Guy Code" is almost here. We hate to see it go away for awhile, but that's only because we love it so much. What is love though?
That's the question the gang tries to answer next week. Is it love when you still want to talk to a girl after sex? Is it when you want to make babies together? Or maybe it's just when you feel as passionately about her as you do about "Guy Code" itself?
Whatever the answer, play the clip below and then watch the full episode Tuesday at 11/10c on MTV2.
The world was a stinky place before underarm deodorant. We take this modern breakthrough for granted, but it took until the early 1950s for deodorant to become a part of a man's daily routine. That's a lot of years of B.O.
Guys have changed a lot since then, so we corralled a number of deodorant commercials from years past to show you how far we've come since the middle of last century.
The Cold War must've really f**ked with people's minds. You apparently couldn't walk down the street without some sort of spy passing off government secrets about missiles or whatever. In this commercial, a sultry temptress drops notes for a mysterious dude in a fedora, making it known through her contact that M-3 fights odor for 24 hours. Good to know...even if M-3 sounds like something that gives us bone cancer.
If you're lucky enough to live in Southern California, then check out the L.A. Comedy Shorts Festival next weekend. It's the biggest comedy film fest in the U.S., and Will Ferrell's Funny Or Die is a major sponsor. You know, Will Ferrell, the guy who'll be honored at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards with the Comedic Genius Award?
At the L.A. Comedy Shorts Festival (get tickets here), Key and Peele will be likewise honored with the Commie Award. To celebrate, we've put together some of their greatest sketches...