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If one night of Charlamagne's potentially dangerous and politically incorrect rhetoric isn't enough for you, you're in luck. It will air every night through August 24 until the VMAs on Sunday August 25.
To tide you over until then, here's a clip from Charlamagne's new MTV Other animated web series "In Your Head." In the first episode, Big Sean talks about making a pilgrimage to The Eminem Factory outside of Detroit.
Guess who's hosting MTV2's "What's Good" this week … our boy Chris Distefano. You probably guessed that before I told you, with the photos and all.
As always, "What's Good" counts down the three top stories of the week. Starting things off, it's tech news with the big rumor that Apple will release the new iPhone next month. Mac geeks better start waiting in line now, just to be safe.
If you're like us, you can't wait for the weekend to be over so you can watch the next episode of "Breaking Bad." You also wasted most of your week reading theories on how the show is going to end and coming up with your own. It's one of those rare shows that can't seem to do anything wrong. Vince Gilligan could probably write these characters into a romantic comedy and make it amazing, right?
OK, that might not actually be great, but it's at least worth pondering while you kill time waiting for Sunday night. To help you picture how that movie would look, MHK Productions has re-edited some scenes from the show into a hilarious trailer for a movie that we would probably go see.
Last month, a prankster named Andrea took the internet by storm, offering sex to random dudes in Santa Barbara and filming their flabbergasted, mostly positive reactions. She's back with a new video, and she's upped the awkward ante.
In "Staring At People," Andrea...well...stares at people. Of course, we all sometimes glance at others (by which we mean, "others' boobs"), but nonchalantly avert our eyes when they notice, whereas Andrea keeps her gaze focused on the uncomfortable strangers. They don't run away in fear, though, because she's quite attractive. And no attractive person could possibly be a demented ax murderer, right?
Plenty of people find themselves touched the by the spirit during a church service and feel moved to dance. It may be hard to control yourself at such an emotional moment, but always do your best to make sure you know where any low-hanging portraits might be.
In this video, a man is performing what looks like a planned dance routine in front of the whole congregation. The man is obviously a very talented dancer and is kind enough to share his skills with those in attendance. He just got a little over-zealous and may have done one back flip too many. Still, the guy deserves plenty of respect just for continuing the show as if nothing happened.
With wedding season in full swing, bachelor parties are raging all over this great land. And since this is America, that means there must be winners and terrible, terrible losers. That's why we've scavenged YouTube for the absolute best examples of guys hurting themselves on their last night of freedom...and, possibly, their first night in the hospital.
(Some NSFW language, but what bachelor party is SFW?)
In the below clip from tonight's "Ain't That America With Lil Duval," you'll learn all about Chris's 100% sack-crafted wine. Sure, it might be saltier than other varietals, but that's just the authentic Italian flavoring.
+ Watch "Ain't That America With Lil Duval" tonight at 11:30/10:30c on MTV2
No guy should pay $800 for a dog, but that doesn't make it OK to steal one -- especially not by smothering it with your junk.
Police in Orlando, Florida are looking for a man caught on camera stuffing two puppies into his pants at a pet shop. He first took an $800 pug, then returned to the store and stole a $750 miniature dachshund. He avoided suspicion, police say, because he was accompanied by another man, a woman and a toddler, who appeared to be his family.
The pet store's owner is offering a $250 reward, so contact authorities if you notice anyone selling a pug or dachshund that smells like underwear. (We're not sure how much respect you get in prison for this, but it's probably very little.)
The anticipation continues to build for the 2013 Video Music Awards airing on August 25th. We decided to reach back into the archives to uncover the facts and info about Dudes of VMA Past you might not be aware of. We'll hit you with performances, record-holders, and a wide variety of long-forgotten moments. Thought you knew it all? Nope! Now you know.
The dude who holds the record for the most Moonman awards and nominations is Peter Gabriel.
Madonna holds the all-time record for wins and Lady Gaga holds the record for most nominations in a single awards show. However, most people don't realize the man who holds the honor of most awards is Peter Gabriel. In the '80s, Gabriel had a knack for groundbreaking videos that pushed the limits of the medium. Often using animation and a wide variety of visual effects, Gabriel racked up 13 wins between the years 1987 - 1994.
Nine of those awards were for "Sledgehammer" during the 1987 show. Many have tried to come close to that dominance (Michael Jackson, Eminem, Jay-Z), but so far, Gabriel has stayed on top.
If you see someone leaving a Home Depot with rubber tubing, propane cylinders, measuring cups and laboratory beakers, it's easy to assume that person is trying to become the next Walter White. That's usually a safe guess, but you can make more than make crystal meth with all that equipment.
Andrew Huang used instruments that could be found in Walt and Jesse's meth lab to record the theme to "Breaking Bad." Considering that Huang only added a guitar and a few effects and speed adjustments, the theme sounds remarkably similar. Hopefully anyone who anyone who notices all that lab equipment in his house will have seen this video.