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Out with the old: "Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe," "Belichick Yo Self," "Addai Another Day," "Dead Sea Sproles," "Forte Year Old Virgin," "Sacks to be Cutler," "The Playbook of Eli" and "Percy Whipped." And in with the new. The best names for years past still hold a special place in our hearts, but new fantasy studs bring new material and funny/offensive/clever new names. Because it's not enough to draft a team. We had to leave out some of the grotesque names, but below we've culled some of the best to hit the web, and added a bunch of our own. Tonight on "Guy Code," the cast will tackle fantasy sports. RIGHT NOW -- the best names in no particular order.
Aw how cute, a mommy rhino and her baby are getting their morning shower and rolling around. Just the the kind of harmless fluff you've come to expect on Fox 8 Cleveland's "Kickin' It With Kenny." The perfect background soundtrack for your morning routine. Wait a minute! The rhino just released a mighty wind. A rhinoceros fart, people! And with that, this previously unremarkable segment etched its name into viral news history. Once that rhino rips ass, Kenny obviously, understandably, absolutely loses it.
Honestly, though, when you consider that it's from a 2600-lb beast, you'd think it would be even louder, right? Pretty sure we've ripped equivalent ones in the "Guy Code" office. Step up your fart game, rhinos.
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Carl Williott (@cwilliott) also gets hosed down in the morning.
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What you see right there is the giant billboard that is now in Times Square. DJ Pauly D is shilling SK Energy Shots. This makes sense: Pauly spins records all night. And when he's not doing that, he's clubbing all night as someone else is spinning. Dude is an impeccably-groomed ball of energy.
We think more celebrities should get into the energy drink game. This hyper swill is only going to get bigger -- the fact that "energy drink" was given official word status by Merriam-Webster last week is just the beginning. And because we're still many years away from inevitably finding out that such beverages corrode your stomach lining and kill brain cells, the stars have to strike while the iron's hot. So here are six celeb-energy drink matches made in heaven.
Nicki Minaj - Monster
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She already endorses Pepsi, so she knows the biz. And her verse on Kanye's "Monster" sells itself. And, energy.
The concept of your "Susan Glenn"-- the dream girl that got away due to some blunder on your part--is taking pop culture by storm. The "Guy Code" cast-members have already shared their Susan Glenn tales, and now MTV's new show "The Inbetweeners" has its own Suzy moment. It involves a drunken graffiti love letter, which is sort of hard to pull off even for someone like Banksy, we'd imagine. But watch this preview clip from the series premiere and see how the awesomely awkward scene plays out. And be sure to catch the first episode of "The Inbetweeners" tonight at 10:30p/9:30c on MTV.
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The Olympics are over, but admit it, you were sick of all the Olympics memes anyway. And really it was all just a big distraction to hold us over until Shark Week got here. Well it's here. And that means it's time to binge on shark memes. Starting with Shy Shark. Shy Shark just wants to politely tear you apart and feast on your flesh.
Shy sharks make for great image macro fodder, no doubt. But for TV they aren't a real ratings grabber. So, since Discovery will most likely shy away from shy sharks, we're giving them their moment in the spotlight with some of our favorites below:
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Travis Pastrana and Jolene Van Vugt of "Nitro Circus Live" stepped off their bikes and out of harm's way to answer a whole bunch of Reddit's questions before the premiere of the "Nitro Circus The Movie 3D." The stunt duo covered a range of topics from injuries to stunt execution to how they've managed to stay alive. In case you missed the other Nitro Circus announcement goodness, MTV2 has renewed their show for a second season based on the crew's European tour beginning in Stockholm, Sweden, so stayed tuned for updates on that. Without further adieu, check out the Guy Code Blog breakdown of the highlights from Travis and Jolene's Q&A session.
Melanie Iglesias and Vinny Guadagnino are all smiles upon meeting during the first season of "Guy Code."
"Guy Code" might be most familiar with the culture of one-night stands, but it looks like it could moonlight as a matchmaking service as well. Vinny Guadagnino of the show's first season (and "Jersey Shore," of course) and Season 2 mainstay (and literally perfect model) Melanie Iglesias may be an item, if our powers of observation haven't failed us. If the two wind up going the distance, they'll have MTV2 to thank!
Vin recently tweeted a shot of his possible other-half enjoying fine dining in the form of some double cheeseburgers and fries. "Wining and dining @MelanieIglesias," he wrote, to which she replied "A man who feeds me McDonald's...
#keeper." We can certainly attest--no amount of malbec can touch the delicacy of the McNugget.
We've already given you some valuable life advice from Trent, the laid-back rockstar from MTV's retro animated hit "Daria." While we love Trent for his lackadaisical attitude, there's another guy from the show who we think deserves some attention as well: Kevin, the dumb quarterback who was constantly the victim of Daria's piercing sarcasm. Back in the day, Kevin was so popular with "Daria" fans that he even had his own website on MTV.com, called The Kev Zone, which included some still-relevant dating tips. We've decided to resurrect that advice and share it with you because, after all, Kevin did manage to snag the cute blonde, Brittany, so it must be good stuff. True wisdom never ages.
1. DO hold the door for your date. But remember to open it first.
2. DON'T try the "We're out of gas" line if you're not in a car.
3. DO take off your cleats when you play footsie.
4. When you meet your girlfriend's stepmom, DON'T tell her that she's hot, even though she is, you should SEE HER!
"Daria," MTV's "Beavis and Butthead" spinoff from the late '90s, is back on the air this week as part of MTV's Retro Mania. While the Janeane Garofalo wannabes couldn't get enough of Daria's sarcasm, we're bigger fans of Trent Lane. The older brother of Daria's buddy Jane, he's a mellow, easy-going slacker with a lot of solid life advice to dish out. Here are a few important lessons that Trent has taught us:
1. Being on time is overrated
Trent is way too laid-back to be concerned with trivial things like the time of day. He sleeps the days away and misses band rehearsals a lot, but it's all part of his charm.
Trent: I'm always late. That's why I don't wear a watch. They depress me.
Daria: You and Jane aren't really morning people, are you?
Trent: Hey, the night holds the key.
Daria: The key to what?
Trent: I don't know, Daria. It's early.
MTV's "WakeBrothers" premiered last night with two episodes (watch them both online here). The full-hour basically proved that we've all made the wrong life choices, and that pro wakeboarder brothers Phil and Bob Soven (the ginger) are living right. At 23 and 20 respectively, the two party and make homemade boarding rails, often with bikini babes looking on, at their lakeside house. (Not only is Phil the #1 ranked wakeboarder in the world, but he's generous, letting his younger bro live in his house).
They may be more athletic and successful than all of us, but let's put aside our searing envy for a moment to learn from them. The first two episodes focused on setting the guys up on a date. First, older brother Phil convinced his girlfriend to get her friend to go on a date with the rambunctious Bob. And here are our first lessons, care of Bob:
1. Don't wear a caveman suit on a first date...or ever.
Or as Bob called it, the silver short suit (SSS): no sleeves, pants cut into shorts. Needless to say, the girl wasn't tearing it off him at the end of the night. Because she was gone.