
MTV's "WakeBrothers" premiered last night with two episodes (watch them both online here). The full-hour basically proved that we've all made the wrong life choices, and that pro wakeboarder brothers Phil and Bob Soven (the ginger) are living right. At 23 and 20 respectively, the two party and make homemade boarding rails, often with bikini babes looking on, at their lakeside house. (Not only is Phil the #1 ranked wakeboarder in the world, but he's generous, letting his younger bro live in his house).
They may be more athletic and successful than all of us, but let's put aside our searing envy for a moment to learn from them. The first two episodes focused on setting the guys up on a date. First, older brother Phil convinced his girlfriend to get her friend to go on a date with the rambunctious Bob. And here are our first lessons, care of Bob:
1. Don't wear a caveman suit on a first date...or ever.

Or as Bob called it, the silver short suit (SSS): no sleeves, pants cut into shorts. Needless to say, the girl wasn't tearing it off him at the end of the night. Because she was gone.
Read More...
The 5 Hottest Teachers Fired For Being Too Sexy
Chris Distefano & Carly Aquilino Explain How They Started Dating, Kinda
The 10 Best Slang Terms For Female 'Alone Time'









