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Children of the 1980s and '90s might find themselves experiencing a mental flashback when Comedy Central's "Workaholics" asks, "What Would Kurt Loder Do?" on tonight's episode. This sneak peek clip brought us right back to the days when Kurt kept us informed on all the latest music happenings at MTV News...
For such a straitlaced-seeming reporter, Kurt's actually a super interesting guy. So, what would Kurt Loder do?" Well, here's a few surprising things...
To put it mildly, Canadian comic Nathan Fielder has some crazy business ideas. For example, a poo-flavored treat for an yogurt shop and a pizza place that delivers in less than eight minutes, two of the schemes he implements at real businesses in Los Angeles in the upcoming new Comedy Central series "Nathan For You." While Fielder means well and actually possesses a business degree, his ideas are mostly ridiculous. Not completely -- mostly. We spoke with Nathan about the show, all the abuse he took from skeptical customers, and more.
What was your very first job?
I dressed up as a bagel, a big fuzzy bagel and handed out samples outside a shop in Vancouver when I was about 13. The funniest part about the outfit--along with having a circular bagel as the main body, it had basically arms and legs and for some reason the the bagel had kind of clawish hands.
On last night's "Guy Code" (watch full episode here), you learned everything about puberty that your dad never told you way back when. He got too freaked out to discuss the subject, but fortunately TV gave you some other father figures. Here's the best puberty talks from "very special episodes" of our favorite sitcoms.
We already brought you "The 10 Most Awkward Local News Interviews," but that's limited to American television. When it comes to "WTF?"-caliber on-air madness, there's just no competing with our friends in Japan.
See, in the U.S. we like things tidy and controlled (read: "American Idol," Jay Leno). In Japan, it's a little different. They prefer their celebrity TV interviews to go completely off the rails. If any of this stuff aired in the States, a lot of entertainment industry folks would be out of a job.
1. Beastie Boys
It's tough to pinpoint what we like best about this NSFW clip from almost 25 years ago. It might be the model sloppily eating ice cream for no reason. Or maybe it's the late Adam Yauch ("MCA") constantly playing with his fly and shouting, "Reach down and fondle my balls with ya fingaz!" (He matured after this era. A lot.)
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We're pretty fond of zombies around here, from "The Walking Dead" to harmless pranks. You know, the kind that don't risk causing widespread panic. So we're not sure we can 100% endorse the prankster who hacked a Montana TV station to alert several counties of an in-progress zombie apocalypse.
"Civil authorities in your area have reported that the bodies of the dead are rising from their graves and attacking the living," says a muffled voice, juxtaposed with a silly pancake commercial, which would make a crappy last supper.
Applicable Guy Code in this situation? Hey, you've gotta be prepared for anything, but also skeptical. If you have a crossbow or battle ax handy, go outside and check things out. Or call the police, like four concerned Montanans did. Your best bet, however, is probably to ignore the warning, because zombies aren't real. Here's the video:
Speaking of manliness, no one is less manly than a bully. Most victims of bullying have no recourse (just therapy) after suffering wedgies or swirlies or purple nurples... but a lucky few can sub in a professional MMA fighter to challenge their tormentors, thanks to MTV's "Bully Beatdown."
It's the brainchild of host Jason "Mayhem" Miller, a retired UFC middleweight who "got picked on a lot" as a kid. The show isn't just exciting, punch-heavy entertainment; it contains some timeless wisdom.
1. Bullies Never Win In The End
On every episode, the arrogant bully thinks he can defeat any opponent, but not a single one has knocked out an MMA fighter. The only guy who came close is Dennis from episode six, who fought to a draw and received $10,000 for the feat. Still, he vomited from sustaining so much bodily damage. "Dennis is gonna be puking for days," Mayhem predicted. "He took more hits than Google."
With hit series like "Modern Family" and "The New Normal," gay TV characters are more popular than ever. Since the "Guy Code" cast is talkin' about gay dudes on tonight's episode, we're taking a look back at some of our favorite gay characters from various series. The ones not on "Will & Grace" or "Glee" anyway. (Or animated ones like Ace and Gary above, although they did come to life once, thanks to Jon Hamm and Jimmy Fallon.)
1. Terry ("Reno 911!")
Credit: Comedy Central
For seven seasons, Nick Swardson played Terry, a lovable, rollerblading moron of a criminal. Whether he was selling meth, stealing a police helicopter or giving two-dollar handjobs behind the dumpster of a taco restaurant, he was always a highlight of an often overlooked series.
Unfortunately "Guy Code" isn't on TV every second of the day, but there's some good news: Comedy Central has a new series that you're gonna love, "Kroll Show," which features comedian Nick Kroll opening his treasure chest of demented sketch characters. One of our favorites is Bobby Bottleservice, a "Jersey Shore" reject who's gonna make it big in the music biz, if he ever makes it out of his mom's house. Watch the first episode tonight at 10:30/9:30c, and check out this sneak peek in the meantime.
Last year was brutal for beards: Matisyahu and Conan O'Brien shaved theirs, and Osama bin Laden's became a sea life habitat, thanks to SEAL Team 6. But 2012 has been fantastic for facial hair, from movies to TV to video games to "The Hunger Games."
Without further ado, the greatest whiskers of the past 12 months...
Best Superhero Facial Hair: Bruce Wayne, 'The Dark Knight Rises'
Not so long ago, comic book heroes were clean-shaven while villains twirled their mustaches. But in "The Avengers," bare-faced Loki is no match for bearded Thor, Iron Man and Nick Fury. That said, the only crime-fighter more badass than Batman is unkempt, clinically depressed Batman. Until caveman-style Wolverine hits screens next year.