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You could spend Saturday night listening to electronic dance music at some overcrowded club that costs half your paycheck to enter...but we're gonna spend it watching Melanie Iglesias from "Guy Code" host the EDM special "Clubland" at 10/9c on MTV2.
On last night's "Guy Code" (watch the full episode), you learned how to act when you're at the game. Unfortunately, there's plenty of guys who've got no clue. It's impossible to have fun with certain types of fans around you acting like utter idiots. Paying for a loss should be the least of your worries if you fall under any of the following categories.
1. The Guy Who Cries After Every Call
Refs miss calls all the time, sure, but don't bemoan their every mistake. They can't hear you from section 6,000 anyway.
2. The Guy Who Roots Too Hard For The Away Team
Unless you're, say, an OKC transplant living in Charlotte, you'll make yourself a target by heckling the home players, especially if you've got your squad's jersey on. Acting like a d*ckhead on top of rooting behind enemy lines usually ends with an argument and/or your head smashed in by the local hooligans.
Tonight's "Guy Code" discussed moving back in with your family, but Chris Distefano never left. Why would he? His mom's awesome--does his laundry, cooks him chicken cutlets...yeah, it's tough to bring girls back to his twin bed when "my mom is literally centimeters away," but are they going to do his laundry and cook him chicken cutlets?
If you have a steady girlfriend, inviting her to prom is easy, but if you're single, inviting a girl is scary as hell. The risk of rejection is so high--she can only choose one guy from the whole school, and you're asking to be him.
Fortunately, "Guy Code" is here to give you some tips on what to say and when to say it. Play the clip below, and then watch the full episode tonight at 11/10c on MTV2.
#AskGuyCode tonight on Twitter from 10:30-10:55 EST. It's your chance to ask Chris Distefano about which antiperspirant brand is the most dependable. But really, ask him about the new "Guy Code" episode topics: Prom, Taking A Break, Going to the Game and Moving Back In...especially Moving Back In, 'cause tonight he admits to living with his mom, who still does his laundry. (Those pit stains must take a few washes.)
+ Watch the new "Guy Code" tonight at 11p/10c on MTV2
Sometimes you fall on hard times, and you don't want the government to help you. (The government doesn't want to help you either.) So you look to Mom and Dad for free rent and free, albeit uncomfortable, meals. Problem is, your boys will laugh at your misfortune and no girl will respect you. Here's some fake excuses to save face.
1. Your folks are hosting a couple hot French college students...in your old bedroom.
2. Your dad is, like, the best home beer brewer in the western hemisphere.
3. They have cable and you're tired of pirating Knicks games.
+ For more on moving back in, watch "Guy Code" tonight at 11/10c on MTV2
Prom is one of the most memorable nights of your life. (The main thing you remember: desperately trying to make it to third base.) But if you forget everything that happened because you partied too hard, there are photographs to remind you. Here's a look at the many ways your prom pics can go wrong...and what they say about you as a guy.
+ For more on going to prom, watch "Guy Code" tonight at 11/10c on MTV2