Posted 3/19/13 11:15 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in MTV2, The Show, Video
Talk about "dick in a box." In this comedic sketch from the latest episode of "Guy Code," Damien Lemon's woman (Draya Michele) orders the latest female pleasure device on the market: a Lil Duval. Seems harmless enough--hey, it's just a toy, right?--but Damien suspects that appearances can be deceiving. Check that warranty, fellas.
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Posted 3/19/13 7:00 pm EST by Ryan McKee in MTV2, Photos, The Show
Lil Duval, Draya Michele, Damien Lemon and Dan Soder star in a new hilarious sketch that goes along with tonight's topic of spicing things up in the bedroom. We don't want to ruin it for you, so we won't give much away, but we did score these advance images from the video. If you can figure out the premise based on these, you're the next Sherlock Homie. Make sure you watch "Guy Code" on MTV2 at 11/10c to see what Lil Duval is doing in a box.
Before the episode, you jump on Twitter and tweet your #AskGuyCode questions. From 10:30-10:55 EST, Lil Duval and Charlamagne Tha God will be answering those lucky fans who have the most interesting problems dealing with tonight's show topics: being embarrassed, funerals, teachers and making things freaky for your lady.
Posted 3/19/13 2:00 pm EST by RG Daniels in Art, Funny, The Show
Illustrations by Bryan Hollingsworth
Physical Education is either a reason to look forward to school or a living hell, depending on the teacher with a whistle at the front of the room. Who is this person? Where did they come from? How did they get hired? What kind of training did they even receive? (We have a hard time picturing them in the same room as math teachers.)
Whatever the answers, the P.E. teacher is a character to behold. We all remember ours, so here's a look back at the days of sweatpants and 3-on-3 hoops.
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Posted 3/19/13 1:00 pm EST by Neal Stastny in Funny, The Show
Credit: Mike Hewitt/Getty Images
We're supposed to learn from our mistakes, because negative consequences theoretically change our behavior. But when it comes to some embarrassing actions, dudes just can't help ourselves. Every guy in history has made similar blunders--you're not the first, you're not the last--so don't feel totally ashamed of yourself next time.
You know you should walk to the trash can and drop your refuse inside. But wouldn't it be badass, you think, to throw it with a skyhook that would make Kareem Abdul-Jabbar jealous? After you miss by several feet, you explain to any witnesses how not even Kareem could accurately throw a crumpled-up piece of paper that weighs less than an ounce.
The hot girl sitting across from you on the bus catches you checking her out. You immediately pretend to look at your phone, but keep glancing back at her to see whether she's still glancing at you. Good luck striking up a conversation, Romeo.
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Posted 3/19/13 12:00 pm EST by Charlie Kasov in Funny, Relationships, The Show
You're eating some dope chicken nuggets and grab the barbecue sauce to spice them up, but it's empty. The nuggets are still tasty, but boring. This is what it's like when you've been with your girl long enough that your sex life has gone stale. She's the nuggets, you're you and the barbecue sauce is the only trick you know.
You don't need a new girlfriend, you need new tricks. The internet has given us a sex industry revolution. You just have to be comfortable enough to try it out. When you try something new in bed, it's all about being comfortable with the risk. For instance, don't jump to whips and chains until you've watched a bondage porn with your girl.
To help you out, we jerry-rigged one of those arcade "Love Testers" to show you the ballsiest and wimpiest ways to spice up your love life. Feel free to print out the above image and hang it next to your bed.
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Posted 3/19/13 11:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in MTV2, The Show, Video
Teachers have it rough. They're overworked, underpaid and expected to perform miracles when they're not reduced to babysitters. As an adult you'll appreciate what teachers did for you back in the day, but as a kid you made their lives hell. Like Dan Soder, "undercutting whatever the teacher said." Or Damien Lemon, written up for being a troublemaker. Or Chris Distefano, who pioneered the mathematical formula above.
Check out this clip from tonight's "Guy Code," and then watch the full episode at 11/10c on MTV2.
Posted 3/18/13 5:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in MTV2, The Show, Video
Sometimes you make a wrong turn and wind up in an area that's dead quiet...y'know, except for the gunshots. You've never loved cops, but you wouldn't mind seeing one now. In the meantime, you've gotta look tough. Here's Jermaine Fowler's advice from the next episode of "Guy Code," which airs Tuesday at 11/10c on MTV2.
Posted 3/18/13 1:50 pm EST by Ryan McKee in Ladies, Most Popular, The Show
Since "Guy Code" began airing in 2011, we've received the following comment multiple times every week: "MTV should make 'Girl Code!'" Every girl who posts it thinks she's the first to come up with the idea and as time has gone on, female fans have become more incensed by the fact that the show doesn't exist yet. Well, the wait is over. Starting April 23 at 10:30/9:30c, MTV will air the new series after "Awkward."
Why should men care? "Guy Code" should tell us all we need to know, right? Well, look at this new show as a chance to view the opponent's playbook. You get to see how the enemy is thinking, planning and reacting. Watching will give you an unfair advantage over your competition! It'll be like you're the New England Patriots during Spygate. Why wouldn't you take advantage of that?
What do girls do in the bathroom together? Why do they feel the need to snoop in your phone? What happens if they don't wax? And how do you penetrate a group of girls dancing tightly together at the club? These are all questions that will be answered soon enough.
Posted 3/18/13 12:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in MTV2, The Show, Video
Vanilla sex is like vanilla ice cream: it'll hold you over, but you'd rather add some crazy ingredients. Problem is, you don't want to make your lady feel self-conscious about getting kinky. First off, never use the phrase "let's spice things up," or else she'll feel like guacamole. Secondly, you've gotta be careful about the size of your lingerie purchases.
As for edible underwear...well, just take Jon Gabrus's word for it in this clip from the next episode of "Guy Code," which airs Tuesday at 11/10c on MTV2.
Posted 3/15/13 10:45 am EST by Guy Code Staff in Gear, MTV2, The Show
You've been watching "Guy Code" for three seasons, and now you can wear it in any season. (See what we did there?) The above shirt is now available at Urban Outfitters! It lets all those Code Breakers know to give you space where it matters most.
"Respect The Buffer Zone" harkens back to the very beginning of "Guy Code," with the below public service announcement about the messy dangers of male-gating at the urinal. Watch the classic video and then kick your wardrobe up a notch:
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