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5 Ways To Screw Up Your Prom

Posted 3/26/13 12:00 pm EST by in Funny, The Show

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The motivated kids in your senior class have organized the prom. Your job is to show up in a tux and dance to all the songs you love hearing at convenience stores. Then you take a limo somewhere afterward and get to be crazy for a few hours before you fall asleep on top of three other people. It's a great time, and if you're lucky, you have a date who wants to get frisky at some point. But there's plenty of ways to mess it all up...

1. Being A Dick To The Limo Driver

Nobody wants to deal with teenagers' bulls**t 'til 5 a.m., no matter how much it pays. Don't mess with him, heckle him or pretend to be his friend. Your date won't be impressed. Besides, why are you talking to the limo driver instead of her?

2. Dancing Like A White Boy

The more you try to dance like Prince, the more you'll look like Seth Rogen. The safe bet is to dance the way you think Rick Ross would dance--just stand there, leaning back a little when your date bends down, and put your hands in the air at a 45-degree angle.

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The 30 Types Of Signs You'll See At Sporting Events

Posted 3/26/13 11:00 am EST by in Funny, Sports, The Show

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Hats off to fans who brings signs to the stadium. We personally enjoy holding beer and/or hotdogs at the game, but these heroes of free speech forgo those pleasures to entertain the rest of us. Here's a comprehensive taxonomy of signs you'll find at the ballpark, ice rink or wherever else players earn substantial sums of money.

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Sneak Peek Video: Going To The Game

Posted 3/25/13 4:00 pm EST by in MTV2, Sports, The Show, Video

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Watching sports on TV just isn't the same as being in the stadium. First off, the players look waaay larger in person. Secondly, you can heckle 'em if you don't like 'em.

In this advance clip, the "Guy Code" cast teaches you how to mess with the other team's heads. Study these techniques for the next time you sneak down to the good seats, and then watch the full episode Tuesday at 11/10c on MTV2.

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Bonus Clips: 'Guy Code' Cast's Favorite 'Real World' Moments

Posted 3/22/13 6:00 pm EST by in MTV2, The Show, Video

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Cancel your weekend plans, 'cause MTV is airing a "Real World" marathon to prepare for next week's premiere of "Real World: Portland." Those old episodes are classics, so we asked "Guy Code" cast members Chris Distefano and Jermaine Fowler to discuss their favorite seasons, and Andrew Schulz to wax poetic on the show's appeal. This is what happens when comedians stop being polite, and start being...nah, they were never polite.

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Sneak Peek Video: Kendrick Lamar's Good Ass Night

Posted 3/22/13 4:00 pm EST by in Hip-hop, MTV2, The Show, Video

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A Good Ass Night can go in one of a few directions: crazy partying (like Swizz Beatz's), crazy sex (like Lil Duval's) or just taking it EASY from all that craziness (like Macklemore's). Well, Kendrick Lamar definitely falls into the last of those categories.

In the below clip from Tuesday's "Guy Code," Kendrick explains why nothing's more relaxing than Martin Lawrence and tacos. We might give that combo a shot tonight.

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5 Pranks You Can Play On An Airplane Without Going To Jail

Posted 3/22/13 12:00 pm EST by in Funny, The Show


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Flying's one of those things that, unless you're rich, kinda sucks. Getting through the airport makes you feel like a refugee. Also, the airplane seat makes you feel like a poorly treated factory farm pig, and you wish the food tasted as good as one of those pigs.

That feeling of powerlessness is what makes the whole experience so crappy, but there's a way to actually make it fun: prank your fellow passengers. Here's some prank ideas that'll lift your spirits...but won't get you handcuffed by an undercover U.S. Marshal.

1. The Fake Overdose

Put a bunch of Tic Tacs in an empty prescription bottle. During takeoff, start tweaking out. Furiously pour the mints straight into your mouth. Take some fast, deep breaths, then pretend to fall unconscious.

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The 15 Most Ridiculous Sex Toys

Posted 3/20/13 2:00 pm EST by in Funny, The Show

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Last night's episode of "Guy Code" (watch it here) showed viewers the newest, most ridiculous sex toy on the market: a Lil Duval, "the realest thing" you've ever seen.

Yeah, it's a joke, but there are equally bizarre sex toys for sale online. From extraterrestrial love dolls to a rubber ducky, here's the weirdest stuff that companies are manufacturing to spice up your love life. We're at a loss for words, so we'll just let the product descriptions speak for themselves.

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Funny GIFs & Illustrations From This Week's New 'Guy Code'

Posted 3/20/13 11:00 am EST by in Funny, GIFs, MTV2, The Show

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On this week's new "Guy Code," we learned that you really should respect your teachers, because their lives are more similar to their students' than you'd think.

We learned all types of stuff this week. In addition to the education system and hot teachers, the show ran the gambit with flying, sex on airplanes, spicing it up in the bedroom, sex toys and funerals. Overall, there's a lot of info. Even if you've already seen it, you should really watch the episode again, but here are some illustrations and GIFs  to help you along.

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Bonus Footage: Sex Toys, Funerals, Teachers & More

Posted 3/19/13 11:30 pm EST by in MTV2, The Show, Video

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Tonight's "Guy Code" taught you how to spice things up in the bedroom...but don't get your freak on just yet, 'cause we've got some clips from the "Cutting Room Floor." Hear about Melanie Iglesias's sex toy shopping (and, uh, Charlamagne's), plus why substitutes are the best teachers and how to be funny--but not too funny--at a funeral.

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Lil Duval's Good Ass Night Of Sex

Posted 3/19/13 11:15 pm EST by in MTV2, The Show, Video

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Every guy knows what he'd accomplish with an evening of unlimited wealth and power. Some of us would travel to exotic faraway lands. Some of us would drink the finest champagne. Some of us would win the Super Bowl. And Lil Duval? Well, he'd just have a ton of sex. Enjoy his Good Ass Night...emphasis on "Good Ass."

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Cee Lo Green's Good-Ass Night

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The Game's Good Ass Night

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Pusha T's Jamaica-Style 'Good Ass Night'

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