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Life is meant to be enjoyed..and enjoyed, and enjoyed. For some guys, the good times never end as the drinks keep pouring and an endless parade of women hang on their arms. Here's a look back at the men who lived it up every minute, as if all their nights (and mornings and afternoons) were guys' night out.
+ For more on guys' night out, watch "Guy Code" tonight at 11/10c on MTV2
When you're a kid, your dad is the coolest guy in the world. When you're a teenager, he's a cruel power-hungry dictator. And when you're an adult, he's you whenever you look in the mirror.
On tonight's season finale of "Guy Code," the cast reflects on the most important guy in your life: the one whose balls you swam out of. Play the clip below and then watch the full episode at 11/10c on MTV2.
Does it count as "morning sex" when you do it right after an evening nap? Joe Budden says it does, which is great because who doesn't love morning sex? Now you can do it twice in day, as long as you take a nap. But guess what is even better than morning sex in the late afternoon? Morning sex in the late afternoon with twins!
Budden really knows how to start off a Good Ass Night and it only gets better from there. The Slaughterhouse member doesn't stop with only one set of twins and keeps the party going until it's time for even more morning sex, this time in a group.
+ Watch the season finale of "Guy Code" tomorrow at 11/10c on MTV2
The season finale of "Guy Code" is almost here. We hate to see it go away for awhile, but that's only because we love it so much. What is love though?
That's the question the gang tries to answer next week. Is it love when you still want to talk to a girl after sex? Is it when you want to make babies together? Or maybe it's just when you feel as passionately about her as you do about "Guy Code" itself?
Whatever the answer, play the clip below and then watch the full episode Tuesday at 11/10c on MTV2.
You could spend Saturday night listening to electronic dance music at some overcrowded club that costs half your paycheck to enter...but we're gonna spend it watching Melanie Iglesias from "Guy Code" host the EDM special "Clubland" at 10/9c on MTV2.
On last night's "Guy Code" (watch the full episode), you learned how to act when you're at the game. Unfortunately, there's plenty of guys who've got no clue. It's impossible to have fun with certain types of fans around you acting like utter idiots. Paying for a loss should be the least of your worries if you fall under any of the following categories.
1. The Guy Who Cries After Every Call
Refs miss calls all the time, sure, but don't bemoan their every mistake. They can't hear you from section 6,000 anyway.
2. The Guy Who Roots Too Hard For The Away Team
Unless you're, say, an OKC transplant living in Charlotte, you'll make yourself a target by heckling the home players, especially if you've got your squad's jersey on. Acting like a d*ckhead on top of rooting behind enemy lines usually ends with an argument and/or your head smashed in by the local hooligans.
Tonight's "Guy Code" discussed moving back in with your family, but Chris Distefano never left. Why would he? His mom's awesome--does his laundry, cooks him chicken cutlets...yeah, it's tough to bring girls back to his twin bed when "my mom is literally centimeters away," but are they going to do his laundry and cook him chicken cutlets?