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The season three finale "Guy Code" was a big one! Not only did we get the bookends to "Hot Girl On A Bicycle" with "Hot Girl Shooting Hoops" and "Hot Girl Walking Her Dog," plus a break-in from the "Girl Code" cast talking about penises, we also learned all about dads, being embarrassed, falling in love and guys' night out. Good thing they jammed so much into this episode since it's the last one we'll get for awhile! I know, we're sad too. However, you can relive last night's episode by clicking here, plus here are the funniest illustrations and GIFs to help you along.
And remember to keep checking the Guy Code Blog every day for new content. We'll keep you entertained and informed until the next season returns.
All good things come to an end, and this season of "Guy Code" was pretty damn great. If you don't know what to do with yourself now that it's over, rest easy, 'cause we've got some clips from the "Cutting Room Floor."
Savor these extra morsels about the only thing you can teach your dad, how to downplay a guys' night out when your lady asks questions, and April Rose's #1 rule for saying "I love you." Parting might be such sweet sorrow, but Guy Code is with you always.
The upside of monogamy is sex (pretty much) whenever you want it. The downside is that sex can get repetitive after awhile. But if you want to talk your girl into trying something weird, you've gotta get creative in bed...like, while you're still in pajamas, not actually naked, as Jon Gabrus explains in this clip from the season finale of "Guy Code." You'll never look at Wonder Woman the same way again.
Think back to the beginning of "Guy Code" season three. We brought you April Rose in "Hot Girl On A Bicycle." That was a great day, wasn't it? Well, tonight's season finale brings you the companion pieces for that glorious video.
As you can see above, the first showcases the lovely Melanie Iglesias playing basketball in slow-motion. This is way better than watching LeBron James mess around and get a triple-double. Plus, the "Hot Girl Shooting Hoops" isn't the only video tonight that'll make your girlfriend jealous. There is a second that's top secret.
Your lady can take comfort though in knowing she gets to see a sneak peek of the all-new "Girl Code" series if she tunes in as well at 11/10c on MTV2.
You think a girl rejecting you is embarrassing? PSSHT! When a kangaroo kicks your ass, THAT'S embarrassing. You're supposed to be part of the smartest species, so it's pretty shameful to get put in your place by such a cute rascal...even if it can land a left, thump you with its hind legs and (added bonus) has razor-sharp talons that cut through flesh like a machete through Texas brisket.
Here's five videos of kangaroos making humans look foolish, and advice for the victims on how to recover.
HOW TO GET OVER IT: The poor kid's parents should find a good shrink. He's bound to be traumatized. You might also wanna skip buying Dunk-a-Roos for his lunches.
+ For more on embarrassment, watch "Guy Code" tonight at 11/10c on MTV2
Over the weekend "Guy Code" hit a pretty incredible milestone: 100,000 Twitter followers. Not to get all emotional, but we're honored that we mean so much to so many. And so is Melanie Iglesias, who recorded a quick video to thank y'all...and to mark another milestone: Tonight's "Guy Code" season finale at 11/10c on MTV2.
Love has inspired the most beautiful poetry and the most embarrassing text messages. It makes us feel and act so strangely, and we've got no idea why...'cause we're not scientists, who are just beginning to understand how love changes our brain chemistry.
So the next time you fall head over heels for a girl, just remember: You're actually falling hormones over neurotransmitters.
Sometimes referred to as the "love hormone" or "the cuddling chemical," oxytocin is released after orgasm to help form an emotional bond. Have you ever suddenly felt the desire to say "I love you" while cuddling after sex? That's because oxytocin has you just as whipped as your girlfriend does.
Likewise produced after sex and linked with pair bonding. A study of monogamous rodents found that decreasing vasopressin levels increased partners. So if you ever accidentally cheat, don't blame it on the vodka; blame it on the vasopressin.
+ For more on falling in love, watch "Guy Code" tonight at 11/10c on MTV2
When you and your boys are pre-gaming at your apartment, a guys' night out seems full of potential, like it's gonna be one of those Ciroc ads where Diddy, Aaron Paul and Frank Vincent are all hanging out for some reason.
Unfortunately, it probably won't end on a Vegas hotel rooftop with everyone raising glasses and toasting the sky. Here are some much more likely places where it'll end.
1. In The Hospital
Around 1:30 a.m., your friend (who has been "over-served") loses another game of pool to a stranger. The combination of alcohol and defeat are too much, so he throws a punch and breaks his hand. You call the ambulance, thankful that he only punched the wall, not his opponent from that motorcycle gang.
2. In Bed With Food
Eating a cheesesteak while you watch Netflix is better than landing in the hospital, but it wasn't exactly the goal at the beginning of the night. Still, it's comforting to know that no matter how many women shoot you down, you can always count on cheesesteak to be there when you need it.
+ For more on guys' night out, watch "Guy Code" tonight at 11/10c on MTV2
Dads are awesome. They feed you, clothe you, teach you how to play catch and, if you're lucky, how to be a man. But they're definitely stronger in some departments than others. Here's some things they get wrong more often than not.
1. Cooking When Mom's Not Home
Most dads allow themselves to learn one kind of cooking: barbecue. So whenever your mom drove to Pittsburgh to visit her sister, you woke up every morning to the smell of burning charcoal. This was awesome for the first day, but after a week of hot dogs and corn on the cob for breakfast, you need some actual nutrition.
2. Intimidating Teachers
You deserved that C+ on the term paper you started the night before, and your dad deserved to watch a Robert De Niro movie marathon last week. Problem is, he hears about a teacher messing with his kin, and then feels like he needs to go "Goodfellas" on the faculty member.
But your dad's not actually tough, so he ends up talking a litte smack and chest bumping the teacher, which is more baseball manager than mafia wiseguy. No one's scared of a baseball manager, so that C+ becomes the best grade you get the rest of the year.
+ For more on dads, watch "Guy Code" tonight at 11/10c on MTV2