Posted 2/1/13 4:00 pm EST by RG Daniels in Comedy, Funny, Sports
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Jim: yo!
John: what?
Jim: what're you doing?
John: what do u think dummy? im getting read for the super bowl
Jim: call me dummy again and ill hit u so hard youll have to blow yr nose thru yr eyes
John: u wish, dum dum
Jim: consider it done! yr dead!
John: i said "dum dum" u sh*tball
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Posted 2/1/13 2:00 pm EST by Ryan McKee in Sports, The Show, Video
No one will deny that Ray Lewis is one tough motherf**ker. The guy has been playing in the Playoffs with a torn tricep, an injury that usually takes a season to heal (or a little deer antler spray). Whether Lewis used a banned substance to recover or not, it also begs the question, "How injured is 'too injured' to play football?"
We asked LaMarr Woodley, who struggled with nagging injuries this season, whether he has some kind of Guy Code for knowing when to play and when to sit. He added that if you do choose to play and you're not 100 percent, fans won't "give you a pass" for a sub-par performance... especially in Pittsburgh, where they nurse babies on Steel Reserve.
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Posted 2/1/13 11:00 am EST by Marty Beckerman in Funny, Sports, The Show
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If God exists, He has a ton of s**t on his plate: Keeping the celestial bodies organized, determining everyone's reward/punishment in the afterlife and slamming His almighty head against a desk whenever humans kill each other in His name. Sure, He might be everywhere--especially watching you masturbate, sinner--but that doesn't mean He has time for everything.
And yet, according to the Public Religion Research Institute, 27% of Americans "believe that God plays a role in determining which team wins a sporting event," and 53% "believe that God rewards athletes who have faith with good health and success." (Those numbers are even higher for evangelicals and Southerners.)
We're not exactly theologians, but we don't remember hearing about pigskin in Sunday school. It's not literally a Hail Mary pass. Now, we're not so arrogant to speak on behalf of the Creator of the Universe. Perhaps He has a bunch of cash riding on the 49ers? Kinda like how He won that bet with Satan over Job keeping the faith back in the day.
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Posted 1/31/13 6:00 pm EST by Ryan McKee in Funny, MTV2, Sports, The Show
LaMarr Woodley, Pittsburgh Steeler and Super Bowl Champion, was an honorary cast-member during the Super Bowl Party segment on this week's "Guy Code" and shared his "Good Ass Night." Guy Code Blog was lucky enough to get some time with Woodley as well, and we asked the hard-hitting questions like is it douchey to wear your Super Bowl ring too much and what's Guy Code in the locker room.
As for the latter topic, you'll have to watch the video below to learn the proper post-game showering etiquette.
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Posted 1/31/13 3:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in Funny, Sports
The NBA serves well as a nightly showcase for athleticism, flashy plays and occasionally great team work. However what about the players who show off the league’s less than graceful side? It's a wonder how these following players constantly go against the grain in a sport where coordination remains paramount. Then again, most of the following candidates are millionaires so we guess they get the last laugh?
Veteran status and gobs of money don’t excuse them from looking goofy, though. Here are our seven hilariously awkward NBA players of the moment. Mark your calendars whenever their teams come to town as you’ll be in for some laughs along with head scratching moments.
Posted 1/31/13 1:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in MTV2, Sports, The Show, Video
Pittsburgh Steeler LaMarr Woodley knows that winning the Super Bowl is a Good-Ass Night. But he's laying down some Guy Code for fellow Super Bowl winners: You can't be all ostentatious about it, wearing your championship ring everywhere--especially if you didn't even play in the big game, just sat on the bench. "When you're not relevant, that's what you do," explains LaMarr, who keeps his ring in a closet.
That doesn't mean he's not proud of the victory. He knows he "accomplished the ultimate goal." He's just not gonna rub it in everyone's face. Memo to the 49ers and Ravens.
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Posted 1/31/13 11:00 am EST by Sean Green in Funny, Sports
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Sean Green hosts the Sports Gambling Podcast and is our expert on losing money.
The Super Bowl is the greatest day to be an American. It has everything a guy could want: Super hot chicks in hilarious commercials, swimming pools of guacamole and seven-layer dip, coolers jammed with ice-cold beer... and a ton of crazy Super Bowl prop bets. Here are my lead pipe locks.
Alicia Keys recently told MTV News that she'd do a unique version of the National Anthem, which has the bookmakers setting the line very high. Christina Aguilera, who isn't afraid to belt one out, clocked in at 1:53 last year. This leads me into taking UNDER 2:15.
The coin toss is a perfect time to scare everyone at your Super Bowl party by yelling, "Sit down! Shut up! This is important!" Tails always fails, or at least it has for the past four Super Bowls. Give me HEADS for a fifth year in a row.
Posted 1/30/13 11:00 am EST by Brett Smiley in Sports, Video
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A disturbing thing happened on the pitch last week when Chelsea midfielder Eden Hazard kicked the crap out of a ball boy who took a nap on the ball as Hazard stood by him waiting for it. Or, at least, Hazard kicked some crap out of the 17-year-old, whose attempt to drain the clock for hometown Swansea City was a laughable move that SI.com's Georgia Turner likened to "half-assed flopping" in the Premier League.
No doubt emotions run high at sporting events and occasionally players go Full Artest. Are you not entertained?!?! Elsewhere recently, a Buffalo Sabres referee got a bit too aggressive with winger Nathan Gerbe when he grabbed Gerbe and shoved him against the boards after the winger took a cheap pop from the opposition.
Here's a rundown of some insane incidents when s*** got real between players and fans.
Posted 1/29/13 4:00 pm EST by Fallon Prinzivalli in Sports, The Show
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We already laid down the law on "The 5 Guys You Don't Want At A Super Bowl Party." Because there's no time to explain to amateurs that, yes, the teams can get points for kicking the ball through the square thingy, even though it's not soccer.
But equally important is whom you should invite for maximum enjoyability. Whiny girls are definitely out. So are frat d-bags who'll only yell smack in your ear the entire game; you need to be able to watch the NFL's biggest night in (relative) peace. Here's who you want at your pad for Super Bowl XLVII...
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Posted 1/29/13 3:00 pm EST by RG Daniels in Sports, Today's Dumbass
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You're not exactly in a healthy relationship when a lover's quarrel escalates to the point of punching your significant other over condiments. Kwame Harris, a former offensive lineman for the 49ers and Raiders, will face domestic abuse charges for just that reason.
While scarfing down Chinese food, Kwame's boyfriend poured soy sauce on his rice. (We're not coming up with a euphemism here.) So the infuriated ex-athlete allegedly clocked his beau so hard that his face required surgery. Oh yeah, Kwame also pulled his boyfriend's pants down, convinced that his underwear had been stolen, according to legal documents. Facebook status: "It's Complicated."
A trial is set for later this month. Kwame has pleaded not guilty, claiming self-defense. Maybe his boyfriend was trying to kill him with sodium?
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