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The 5 Guys You Want At A Super Bowl Party

Posted 1/29/13 4:00 pm EST by in Sports, The Show


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We already laid down the law on "The 5 Guys You Don't Want At A Super Bowl Party." Because there's no time to explain to amateurs that, yes, the teams can get points for kicking the ball through the square thingy, even though it's not soccer.

But equally important is whom you should invite for maximum enjoyability. Whiny girls are definitely out. So are frat d-bags who'll only yell smack in your ear the entire game; you need to be able to watch the NFL's biggest night in (relative) peace. Here's who you want at your pad for Super Bowl XLVII...

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Today's Dumbass: Former NFL Lineman Beats Up Boyfriend Over Soy Sauce

Posted 1/29/13 3:00 pm EST by in Sports, Today's Dumbass


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You're not exactly in a healthy relationship when a lover's quarrel escalates to the point of punching your significant other over condiments. Kwame Harris, a former offensive lineman for the 49ers and Raiders, will face domestic abuse charges for just that reason.

While scarfing down Chinese food, Kwame's boyfriend poured soy sauce on his rice. (We're not coming up with a euphemism here.) So the infuriated ex-athlete allegedly clocked his beau so hard that his face required surgery. Oh yeah, Kwame also pulled his boyfriend's pants down, convinced that his underwear had been stolen, according to legal documents. Facebook status: "It's Complicated."

A trial is set for later this month. Kwame has pleaded not guilty, claiming self-defense. Maybe his boyfriend was trying to kill him with sodium?

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The 5 Guys You Don't Want At A Super Bowl Party

Posted 1/29/13 11:06 am EST by in Code Breakers, Funny, Sports, The Show


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This weekend can't come soon enough, because it's SUPER BOWL PARTY TIME, the most wonderful time of the year. (Buffalo wings are rarely served on Christmas.)

All your friends will love you for throwing a Super Bowl party, especially if your TV is bigger than theirs. But if you do throw one, you've gotta be selective with the guest list, 'cause certain guys will ruin it for everyone...

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Russian Basketball Coach Makes Highly Illegal, Highly Awesome Play

Posted 1/28/13 6:30 pm EST by in Funny, Sports, Video


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It was just your average half court set by the UNICS Kazan of Russia's PBL basketball league, until the point guard passed it around the horn into a pair of unexpected hands. "UNBELIEVABLE!" writes the Russian fellow who uploaded the footage. "A Russian basketball coach has the assist of the year as his team score a three pointer."

Unfortunately, head coach Gundars Vetra's UNICS (we know, we know -- there's a team named UNICS, in all caps) ultimately fell to the Spartak Primorie, as the three pointer did not count. Also, the video lacked a Stephon Marbury, Vladimir Putin, Allen Iverson or Adam Morrison cameo as we had hoped. Nevertheless, a great play and the crowd lapped it up. Check it.

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The Worst Super Bowl Party Fouls (Made By The Pros)

Posted 1/28/13 5:00 pm EST by in Funny, Sports

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The Super Bowl is a celebration of everything that makes America awesome--wings, booze, gambling, beer and football--so what could go wrong?

Plenty, if you follow in the footsteps of these NFL players, who committed some of the worst Super Bowl party fouls of all time. Learn from their examples, not the hard way.

1. Don't Go To Tijuana

Instead of playing for the Oakland Raiders in Super Bowl XXXVII, Barrett Robbins left the team's San Diego hotel on Friday night and took a cab to Mexico for an epic bender, missing the game. The would-be starting center was so delusional, he thought he was celebrating the Raiders' Super Bowl victory.

Back in reality, without him the Raiders got blown out by the Tampa Bay Bucs. Worst Super Bowl hangover ever.

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Super Bowl Monday: The Case For A New National Holiday

Posted 1/28/13 12:00 pm EST by in Funny, Sports, The Show


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Pretty much everyone gets New Year's Day off from work. This is because employers know all workers will be hungover and useless. However, we're expected to show up the day after the Super Bowl, even though everyone (well, every guy) is similarly incapacitated. So why hasn't Super Bowl Monday likewise become a national vacation day? We must bring about this change--preferably before this weekend--and here's why...

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Pittsburgh Steeler LaMarr Woodley's 'Good Ass Night'

Posted 1/25/13 12:40 pm EST by in MTV2, Sports, The Show, Video

Every guy has a different idea of what constitutes a Good Ass Night, but we can all agree that winning the Super Bowl definitely qualifies as one. We'll never experience it ourselves--we're gonna spend next weekend's game plumping up on guacamole--but the same can't be said for linebacker LaMarr Woodley, who helped bring the Steelers to victory in 2008. He dropped by the studio to describe the "unbelievable feeling," plus the partying and parades that followed. (No big deal. "Snoop came through" the hotel, that's all.)

Watch the clip from Tuesday's Super Bowl-centric episode of "Guy Code."

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The Game's 'Good Ass Night'

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Panic! International Shortage Of Chicken Wings!

Posted 1/24/13 1:00 pm EST by in Food, News, Sports


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We figured farmers produced an unlimited supply of chicken wings or that our favorite appetizer grew on a Buffalo Wing Tree somewhere in the Midwest. Sadly, this is not the case, and it turns out, the National Chicken Council (for real) said that last summer's drought jacked up the price of corn, which made it more expensive to feed chicken. The point is, there are fewer dead birds and approximately 12.3 million fewer wings available for consumption for this year's Super Bowl.

That's a terrifying prospect for sure. A Super Bowl party sans wings is very breaking Guy Code. So what can you do about it? Well, for starters, leave NOW to buy a ton of wings at Costco, Sam's Club, your local grocery store or just steal them from mom's freezer. Or trespass at a local farm, tackle a chicken and "do it yourself" (although we're not condoning chicken larceny). Alternatively, call Hooters to check in on their wing supply. That said, nobody actually knows if Hooters serves wings. Just boobs. Don't forget the hot sauce, friends.

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Andrew McCutchen Talks 'MLB13: The Show' [Interview]

Posted 1/24/13 12:00 pm EST by in Games, Interview, Sports

Even as the temperature continues to dip outside, baseball fans across the country continue to count the weeks until the opening of spring training. Not to fear, Sony PlayStation just announced the latest version of their highly acclaimed baseball video game "MLB 13:The Show." Along with the announcement came news of this year's cover athlete, Pittsburgh Pirates center fielder Andrew McCutchen. "Cutch" finsihed 2012 with 31 Homers, 96RBIs and 20 stolen bags. He also happened to win the Gold Glove and Silver Slugger Award. Not too shabby.

Guy Code Blog sat with Cutch last week in New York to discuss his ideas on video game etiquette, and what it means to grace the cover of "MLB 13: The Show."

What rules of etiquette do you follow when playing "MLB 13:The Show"?

I only have a few, but you need to follow them if you want to play with me:

1) Always make sure your controllers are clean. I don't want to play after someone just ate Cheetos.

2) Make sure you play on the same level as your opponent. No need to show off, it makes you not want to play with them again.

3) No betting money or swearing while playing- My home is a sanctuary and I don’t need to hear the F-bomb dropping. You swear you are out.

4) No "pop-ins." Its rude and it might become awkward if I am playing someone at that time. Call me if you want to get your game on.

5) Don't hold back. Throw out the fast balls, make the big plays and come ready for battle.
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36 Best Fantasy Hockey Team Names For 2013

Posted 1/23/13 3:00 pm EST by in Funny, Sports


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Better late than never. We had assumed the season was a goner and our fantasy league on hiatus, but here we are, about one week into an abbreviated season. Hard feelings aside (notwithstanding your reaction to the Los Angeles Kings Ice Crew photo above), we're excited the game is back on.

That goes for fantasy hockey too, which means it's time for some funny new team names. So out with the old: "Don't Cry for Me Jan Hrdina," "Harder Better Faster Pronger," "Vanek At The Disco!," "Jagr Bombs," "Battlestar Battaglia," "Malkin In The Middle," "Don't Toews Me, Bro," "Wu Tanguay Clan" and "The Peter North Stars." And in with the new, after the jump.

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