You've got to keep it clean, fellas. Hygiene is an absolute necessity, unless you're trolling for babes at a Phish concert in Vermont. Those chicks don't care, but others will blast you with pepper spray just to make your B.O. seem less offensive in comparison. Who better to help clean you up than Jimmy "The Mouth of the South" Hart?
We continue our series of WWE memes with one of the greatest pro wrestling managers of all time (who didn't actually write these captions), known for causing trouble outside the ring with his trademark megaphone, which he'd occasionally brandish as a weapon. He continues to work with the WWE in various capacities and is signed to a Legends deal. And now he's gonna help you manage your gross habits...
For more on B.O., watch "Guy Code" tonight at 11/10c on MTV2
On last night's "Guy Code," Chris Distefano gave us a killer Pro Tip about how to shoot a great #Selfie. Now, Chris didn't invent the #Selfie (like "Guy Code" created Friend Zone Face), Twitter users have been doing it for awhile now. However, Chris's technique inspired many of our fans to send us their own selfies. Some used the Pro Tip advice and some chose to go their own route.
Here are some of our favorites from last night:
Last night "Guy Code" officially introduced the world to "Friend Zone Face" and soon after, it began trending on Twitter. It really seemed to resonate with a lot of fans, so we began asking for your best #FriendZoneFace photos. Hundreds of you submitted, as well as a few cast members. We collected our favorites and added the official "Friend Zone Face" stamp. See if your photo made the cut and enjoy the different interpretations of a face we've all made at some point in our lives.
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We don't think about birthday cakes too often. In fact, at parties, we're usually putting down another beer when out of nowhere we are handed a plastic pate with a slab of pink or yellow dessert on it. Without even thinking twice, we gobble it down and kick off that sugar rush.
A birthday cake is usually nothing special after the age of 10. However, we found these 10 cakes suitable for dudes and within the boundaries of Guy Code. Baking these cakes, on the other hand, might be a different issue.
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Ladies dig the long ball, but they also
get up for pucks get hot for ice open the five hole enjoy watching hockey. Far as WAGs go for mainstream professional sports, hockey babes are at or near the top, as you can see from this gallery of lovely celebrity fans, many of whom dated or married players. We look forward to seeing more of 'em when NHL training camps (hopefully!) open next week.
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There's no better way to begin a new year than with your tongue down someone's throat. Or if not that deep, then a smooch like Lady Gaga and Michael Bloomberg at the start of 2012, which may also be the most awkward kiss of the year. (Stay tuned to the show this season for the crew's breakdown on kissing.) Here's wishing you peace, love and wet ones in 2013! Get inspired with some celebrity tongue baths below.
We are days away from all the Fa-la-la-laing and the jingle belling of Christmas. The excitement is in the air as a brand new pile of swag is about to get stuffed under the tree. Before you kiss Christmas 2012 good night, we thought it'd be best to wish you a happy holiday with another set of memes featuring classic WWE superstars. We love a good heel, but 'tis the season for heroes and good guys and one of our favorite Faces in wrestling, "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan.
Duggan arrived on the WWE scene in '87 and immediately made his presence known by charging to the ring, 2x4 in hand, to proudly display his American patriotism. He feuded with some of the all-time greats including "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, Andre the Giant, Nikolai Volkoff and Bad News Brown among many others. While Duggan was never a true contender for any belt, he often provided comic relief, which is why he is the perfect choice for this set of memes to help celebrate your holiday. Merry Christmas, tough guy!
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USA! USA! USA!
When she's not showing an interest in law and humanitarianism, 20-year-old Olivia Culpo dominates pageant after pageant: as Miss Rhode Island, Miss USA and now Miss Universe, she's officially been crowned the most beautiful woman in the world.
What a fantastic year for America. The red, white and blue left the London Olympics with the most gold medals (and medals overall), and now we have bragging rights for our women. Suck on that, world!
Check out pictures of Olivia and other gorgeous competitors from around the globe:
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Last week, most Jewish people celebrated Hanukkah by going to temple, lighting menorahs, opening presents and possibly listening to Adam Sandler’s "Hanukkah Song" on repeat. But for other people, those things are just way too traditional and boring, which is why only the manliest of men have decided to wear their Jewish pride on their sleeves and get inked up with Hanukkah-inspired tattoos.
We scoured the Internet for the best of them and, while there are plenty of simple stars of David tattoos floating around (boring), we prefer the guys who go all out and come up with the weirdest possible designs. To celebrate the eight days of Hannukah, here are eight of our favorite Hanukkah and Jewish-inspired tattoos. And by favorite, we mean the worst of the worst. Mazel tov!
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Hanukkah arrives this weekend, which means our Jewish friends are all set to kick off an eight-night bender of presents. If you're unfamiliar with the holiday, it's similar to Christmas. For starters, it's in December, and children get spoiled with toys and chocolate. (Do kids even want toys anymore? Or just smartphones?)
Just as the commercialization of Christmas leads to some bizarre products, there are plenty of weird Hanukkah gifts. We rounded up eight of the strangest--one for each night--to help wish you a Happy Hanukkah.
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1. Dr. Dre-del stationary
You won't forget about Dre with this set of papers. We always knew he'd grow up to be a nice Jewish doctor.