
Sometimes when I'm watching a Lakers game, I'll catch a glimpse of Steve Blake shuffling down the court with his weird head, and think to myself, "Seriously? He's in the NBA? I could beat that dude!" Obviously I'm wrong. Even though he looks like McLovin, Blake is actually a good basketball player. And compared to nonathletic dudes with one bad knee (like me), he's LeBron ChamberJordan.
College hoops is full of Steve Blakes--guys who look more like an usher in an arena than a player on the floor. And when you see these guys during the tournament, you're going to think, "I could beat that dude!" Rest assured, you can't.
Below is an All-Star team of those guys. Just remember, no matter how much they look like a trainer who snuck into a jersey, these guys are playing basketball on TV and you're sneaking around the office trying to watch them. There's a reason for that.
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