Sometimes when I'm watching a Lakers game, I'll catch a glimpse of Steve Blake shuffling down the court with his weird head, and think to myself, "Seriously? He's in the NBA? I could beat that dude!" Obviously I'm wrong. Even though he looks like McLovin, Blake is actually a good basketball player. And compared to nonathletic dudes with one bad knee (like me), he's LeBron ChamberJordan.
College hoops is full of Steve Blakes--guys who look more like an usher in an arena than a player on the floor. And when you see these guys during the tournament, you're going to think, "I could beat that dude!" Rest assured, you can't.
Below is an All-Star team of those guys. Just remember, no matter how much they look like a trainer who snuck into a jersey, these guys are playing basketball on TV and you're sneaking around the office trying to watch them. There's a reason for that.
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Gun policy is a controversial issue in American politics, but--whatever your views--we can all agree that the world would be a safer place if everybody flashed thumbs up instead of semiautomatics. A safer place with really boring films.
Check out these Photoshopped movie posters for an alternate cinematic universe of positive good vibes. (You've never seen Tony Montana from "Scarface" express such can-do spirit, despite the blood all over him. Be careful with those thumbs.)
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Lil Duval, Draya Michele, Damien Lemon and Dan Soder star in a new hilarious sketch that goes along with tonight's topic of spicing things up in the bedroom. We don't want to ruin it for you, so we won't give much away, but we did score these advance images from the video. If you can figure out the premise based on these, you're the next Sherlock Homie. Make sure you watch "Guy Code" on MTV2 at 11/10c to see what Lil Duval is doing in a box.
Before the episode, you jump on Twitter and tweet your #AskGuyCode questions. From 10:30-10:55 EST, Lil Duval and Charlamagne Tha God will be answering those lucky fans who have the most interesting problems dealing with tonight's show topics: being embarrassed, funerals, teachers and making things freaky for your lady.
On this week's new "Guy Code," Andrew Schulz shows us how he claims his woman with over-the-top PDA. He just grabs her and tongues her down!
In addition to sucking face in public, the show also discusses your mom, dealing with friends and being scared. Overall, there's a lot of info. Even if you've already seen it, you should really watch the episode again, but here are some illustrations and GIFs from last night to help you along.
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PDA is usually the last thing you want to see, but sometimes it bombs so hard that it's actually entertaining. Sure, these celebrities might look great, but public making out isn't attractive for anyone. If they can't pull it off, you sure as hell can't.
1. Nick Cannon does NOT like Mariah Carey's lip gloss flavor
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While the bubble gum stick is a relic of the baseball card industry, it remains a prominent part of the game today. Just yesterday, Big League Chew announced that Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp and Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels would be featured on packages of BLC's shredded chewy delight. (Cartoon characters have appeared on the classic bags since the '70s.)
The baseball season grinds men down, but it's a little sweeter with a wad of gum. Here's 20 photos of players, coaches and their sugary bubble creations.
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As the college basketball season winds down, we're taking the time to celebrate one of America's greatest art forms: Insane college basketball fans. For three weekends out of the year, grown men and women are allowed to lose their s*** for school pride, and we could look at 'em all day long. Here's some of our favorite March Madness photos.
Go on Facebook today (as if you haven't already) and take a look at the photos girls are posting. Don't do it in a creepy, stalk-your-ex way, just scan though your news feed.
You'll notice a lot of similar poses, poses that guy don't do, nor should they. Guys are just as guilty as women when it comes to posting similar photos, like shots emphasizing their biceps or nice cars they don't own. However, girls have a staple of seven common poses they all do and men never can, otherwise they look ridiculous--as proven by the photos below.
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With springtime right around the corner, we've gotta start getting back in shape. Ladies aren't too attracted to the holiday pounds, especially when it's beach season. And since baseball season is also right around the corner, we're giving you some inspiration for hitting the gym. Here's a look at the grossest bodies in professional athletics: Major League Baseball coaches.