Posted 4/23/13 2:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in Celebs, Ladies, Photos
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Hollywood is like high school: Everyone is competing to get voted Most Attractive. We decided to break that down to one--well, two--particular assets of the female form. To honor tonight's premiere of "Girl Code," where boobs will be a hot topic, we've made our own 2013 yearbook of celebs who have superlative endowments. Congrats, grads!
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Posted 4/18/13 5:00 pm EST by Aaron Goldfarb in Funny, Photos
Photo: Anheuser-Busch
Instead of spending time and effort on crafting a good, you know, product, the giant corporate American breweries seem obsessed with gimmicky vessels from which to drink their fizzy yellow stuff. First, you had Coors Light bottles that changed colors to let you know when they were cold (impossible to judge otherwise). Then, Miller Light came out with cans you could puncture with a key to (unofficially, ahem) aid in reckless chugging.
This week, Budweiser proved why it's indeed the King of Beers with a coup de grace: a new can shaped like the iconic bow-tie logo. That bit of marketing genius made us wonder: What other products might also benefit from the shape of their company's logos?
Posted 4/18/13 2:00 pm EST by Adam K. Raymond in Photos, Sports, Tattoos
Photo: Sports Mashup
Some fans wear jerseys, some fans wear hats and some fans wear body paint. Far fewer fans get tattoos for their favorite teams, and fewer still get inked in honor of their favorite players. But those who do prove a dedication that surpasses the rest of us. Today, we celebrate those fanatical fools with tattoos of NBA players, some legends and some nowhere close.
T-Mac had a chance to be one of the best ever. Most people thought he never reached that potential. This dude is not most people.
Photo: Hooped Up
Posted 4/16/13 11:00 am EST by Adam K. Raymond in Music, Photos
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When writers on the internet make fun of Coachella (and boy, do writers on the internet make fun of Coachella), they often start with people like the guy above. Look at him show off his ample armpit hair and his fancy smartphone. Look at that pose. Look at those unnecessary arm bands. Look at his "freaking awesome, bro" headdress.
Chief Poses With Phone is by no means alone in perpetuating the stereotype of Coachella attendees as insufferable doofs. We've gathered a handful of pictures showing even more. If you scroll down and find a photo of yourself, don't feel too bad. You can always dry your tears with those piles of cash you peeled a few hundreds from to attend the festival.
Posted 4/15/13 11:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in Ladies, Photos, The Show
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Last night's 2013 MTV Movie Awards had a bunch of surprises--such as Aubrey Plaza trying to steal Will Ferrell's award--but it came as no surprise that Melanie Iglesias from "Guy Code" looked stunning. And "stunning" is a classy way of saying "hot as hell."
We're pretty much speechless, and you will be too after looking at these photos.
Posted 4/11/13 4:00 pm EST by Jim Tews in Funny, Photos, Sports
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Guys don't like to express a lot of emotion. We prefer stoicism over showing the outside world how we're feeling. And truth be told, we don't feel much of an emotional range beyond anger, happiness and indifference.
But one guy who has no problem showing his feelings is Manchester United's Phil Jones. The British are known for keeping their composure, but Jones doesn't follow that tradition. His face might as well be big block letters that spell out his mood. If you have trouble expressing your own feelings, just show people the corresponding Phil Jones picture.
Posted 4/11/13 11:00 am EST by Marty Beckerman in Photos, Tattoos
Photo: Tattoolit.com
Writers often call themselves "ink-stained wretches," but there's nothing wretched about getting 'em inked. A tattoo of your favorite author (like Jack Kerouac above, from the book "The Word Made Flesh") identifies you as a thoughtful, cultured person...and looks pretty damn awesome, judging from these tats of legendary novelists past and present.
Broke racial and sexual barriers in his books and social activism. Sadly, he smoked too many of those cigarettes for his own good. (In case you hadn't heard, writers don't tend to care too much about their health.)
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Posted 3/29/13 11:00 am EST by Fallon Prinzivalli in Funny, Photos
Photo: Awkward Family Photos
This Easter we're celebrating a bunny's ability to bring chocolate eggs around the world with these photos of children scared s***less of a furry animal. We have to cut the kids a little slack; some of these costumes even frightened us. It's like their parents want to shell out hundreds of dollars for therapy. See the rest of the pictures, from the Tumblr "Sketchy Bunnies," after the cut.
(We're not above laughing at someone else's expense, especially when they're scared to the point of tears. Sorry, kids.)
Posted 3/26/13 3:00 pm EST by Zachary Sims in Funny, Photos, The Show
Photo via Urban Daily
Prom is one of the most memorable nights of your life. (The main thing you remember: desperately trying to make it to third base.) But if you forget everything that happened because you partied too hard, there are photographs to remind you. Here's a look at the many ways your prom pics can go wrong...and what they say about you as a guy.
+ For more on going to prom, watch "Guy Code" tonight at 11/10c on MTV2
Posted 3/25/13 12:00 pm EST by Adam K. Raymond in Funny, Photos, Sports
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Expect to feel bad about your lack of accomplishments at least once during the NCAA Tournament. It might hit as you watch a 19-year-old perform some impossible athletic feat. Or maybe during a feature about the hardships some kid's overcome. Regardless of what brings it on, the sense of failure will make you reach for another delicious Cool Ranch taco.
But if you watch 'til the end of the game, you're sure to see one thing that'll make any guy on his couch feel superior to an athlete on TV: Uncontrollable sobbing when the buzzer sounds. It's an opportunity to remind yourself that, even though your meandering life is going nowhere, at least you've never turned into a blubbering baby on TV, like these guys...
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