Today's Russian lesson: ???????? means beautiful.
We probably didn't have to tell you that. After looking at these photos of the lovely Charlize Theron, you could have figured that out on your own. What you won't be able to figure out is why Charlize has been holding out on the American glossies and instead doing delicious photo shoots like this one for Elle Russia. Maybe's Vladimir Putin's manliness is attracting her.
Check out some bigger, tastier pics below.
Research shows that women with strangely-spelled first names are either much hotter or much uglier than those with traditional spellings.
Actress Lyndsy Fonseca, who's teaching men to "Drive Her Wild" on page 132 in September's Men's Health, falls on the much hotter side. In a mag filled with health hazards and low-calorie meals, she's welcome relief. Check out the photos below.
Walking by the magazine rack in a bookstore, it's hard not to notice — and then gawk at — Amber Elizabeth. She's a model and a personal trainer. She's also way hot.
That's a glamour shot of Amber at right, and on the next page you'll see pictures from her photo shoot in the August issue of women's fitness magazine, Oxygen. (Not the same people who bring you "Sex Talk" with Sue Johanson, better known as the funny old woman who demonstrates how to use sex toys on TV.)
These photos will make you want to exercise or at least go to the gym and pretend to exercise. Or maybe they'll just make check out Amber's portfolio.
"They're Hot, They're Sexy, They're Undead."
No, it's not the tagline of a porn flick riding the wave of Hollywood's vampire obsession. It's the coverline of the newest Rolling Stone, which features the naked and blood-soaked stars of "True Blood."
Lucky for us, that means Anna Paquin (not even close to the first star to get naked for the mag) is on there wearing nothing at all.
Check out a much larger version below.
The September Glamour says it's the "Biggest Issue in 20 Years!"
That sounded to us like a challenge, so we grabbed the 420 page tome and suffered ad after ad until we finally found something worth looking at. Lo and behold, it's your favorite fly girl, Jennifer Lopez, who, at age 41, still looks super fly.
Click below for some cleavage!
Turns out that In Style magazine is not a bible for frumpiness and mom jeans (hey, mom!). Who knew! The magazine's August issue is actually a gold mine of sexy ladies.
We nominated just-outta-jail Lilo as the team's captain, because she's looking fly (it really was that simple). Maria Sharapova, Jessica Biel, Rihanna and Jessica Alba are also scattered throughout the bulky 275 page issue, but we dropped shots of some other gorgeous women for your viewing pleasure.
Hint: Ryan Seacrest is a lucky man.
Olivia Munn is hot and, improbably, she's also a geek. She says so herself on the cover of her new book, "Suck It, Wonder Woman!" That self-deprecating sense of humor (along with the aforementioned hotness) is why she's so beloved by her fans.
We went between the pages of Munn's geeky book and discovered some photos that will make you want to get your own copy. Please don't take it to a book signing and ask for her autograph with a cheesy He-Man pick up line. If you must, though, we urge you to get to the front of the line, shove a small child out of the way, and shout "I have the power!" Then ask for her number. It's sure to work.
Photos on the next page.
Drizzled throughout the 218-page Guitar Buyer's Guide, which includes more than 1,500 products, are, much more importantly, five smokin' hot Playboy models posing with guitars, among wires, and on top of amps.
Will Guitar World's obvious ploy work? Of course it will. Men are not complicated creatures. Photograph one thing we like and we're excited, add another and we're Jell-o.
Check out the outstanding shots below.
Welcome to "Only the Hot Parts," in which we find the sexy in everything.
When a magazine cover boasts "full-frontal," regardless of the context, it had better deliver. This time, in a shoot with the lovely Eva Mendes, Allure does, even though the idea of "full-frontal" usually makes us think of much naughtier things.
Click below to check out the best shots. We promise they're good. If you disagree, you're going to need a better imagination.
This edition of "Only The Hot Parts" should really be called "Only The Hottest Parts," because there's no flaw in any of the stunning models that Victoria's Secret graciously delivered to our mailbox yesterday, and to your browser right now.
The pictures, which come from the 2010 Fall Fashion edition of the catalog, speak for themselves. We chose a few favorites. And yes, it's ok to stare — you're shopping for a lady friend, right? Right.