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If you look back through the archives of our "Only the Hot Parts" posts, which is something we heartily encourage, you'll notice that a lot of the women in these photos don't look at the camera. Maybe it's an attempt to appear more artistic or more mysterious, we're not sure. What we do know, though, is that Rihanna does not have this problem. In every photo in December's Marie Claire UK she's staring right at the camera and right into your eyes. It's as if she's looking through the paper and deep into your very own soul. It's as if she sees you and she likes you. Unfortunately, it's not really that. Sorry, man.

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Rachel McAdams tells InStyle this month that her parents knew she would either become a lawyer or an actress. And while we're sure the 31-year-old beauty could make a business suit look business sexy, we're also sure that she chose correctly. She's a charming and elegant actress, and as you'll see from the photos below, she's downright gorgeous.

So gorgeous, in fact, we might even give in and watch waterworks-inducing "The Notebook." Actually, no. We'll just watch "Wedding Crashers" again.

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Claudia La Gatta is the official winner of Clutch's unofficial "hottest cat on Halloween" contest. We will assume you agree.

Not only is she cat-eared and just unreasonably hot in her photo spread for Venezuela's Urbe Bikini magazine, but her name is one letter away from being "gata," which means cat in Spanish. That should explain the clever wordplay in the headline. Enough already — feast your eyes on Ms. Gatta.

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The secret is officially out well beyond the "Glee" fan club: The women of "Glee" are damn hot. Lea Michele and Dianna Agron (along with Cory Monteith) did their best "True Blood"-on-the-cover-of-Rolling-Stone impression with a whiplash-inducing spread for the November issue of GQ.

It's hot. Really, really hot. So hot, in fact, that some parents are angry. The Parents Television Council said the sexualization of the actresses, who play high school students, "borders on pedophilia." Obviously, that's an overreaction. But not so much of an overreaction that it didn't get a response from Dianna Agron herself. After a few days of public outcry over the pics, Agron apologized on her blog to anyone offended by the pictures.

"In the land of Madonna, Britney, Miley, Gossip Girl, other public figures and shows that have pushed the envelope and challenged the levels of comfort in their viewers and fans … we are not the first. Now, in perpetuating the type of images that evoke these kind of emotions, I am sorry. If you are hurt or these photos make you uncomfortable, it was never our intention. And if your eight-year-old has a copy of our 'GQ' cover in hand, again I am sorry. But I would have to ask, how on earth did it get there?"

Well said, Dianna. Now, in the interest of making sure you are completely informed about this controversy, here are the pictures that offended some and, we're guessing, excited many more. What do you think? Too hot or just hot enough?

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You thought "Dancing With The Stars" was a goofy, gimmicky dance show for your mom, right? Wrong. Totally wrong. ABC's two-hour "dance show" is a well-disguised display of T&A with some behind-the-scenes fluff thrown in for good measure (that's fluff, not fluffer).

In this week's episode, the stars performed routines to some TV theme-show music. Audrina Patridge is a total smoke show, causing one of the judges to fantasize about cupping her breasts. Now that you know this, maybe next time you'll watch with your mom. Actually, that's a terrible idea. All you need to do is watch this.

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Last week we asked which actress makes the the hottest Marilyn Monroe. There wasn't a consensus, perhaps because there hasn't been a woman who has come close to ol' double M. And that's fair, because as you can see, Marilyn looked gorgeous even when she was doign super boring things like pondering the next line in her diary.

Click below and you'll see that she happened to look damn good topless (no surprise there) and simply hanging out in a theater, too.
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The year of really hot leopard print has reached new heights with these pictures of Christina Hendricks rocking it like only she can. The photos, which popped up on Christina's own website, show what we already suspected: Regular old leopard print is too tame for her and her, uh, assets. Instead, Christina mixes it up on us with the rare blue leopard print and straddles a lucky chair AC Slater style. Rad.

Also, we don't know if Christina's and Katy Perry's boobs have ever been in the same place at the same time, but we're pretty sure that if they were, the Earth would temporarily tilt off its axis. Can any scientists out there confirm this?

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Katy Perry has a rare ability to look elegant and smokin' hot at the same time. She must hold the secret to that skill somewhere between her trademark breasts. In any case, Katy posed in blue and white silky things for November's Cosmopolitan and the photos, just like all the other photos of Katy we've seen in the past year, make us very, very jealous of Russell Brand.

Check out the photos before they self-destruct.

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Christina Hendricks, the buxom redhead you know well by now, is a wonderful creature. Really, it's science.

It seems Christina and her breasts have been everywhere lately and everyone is happy about it, including women. Basically, she's a gorgeous, walking, talking threesome waiting to happen. Check out Christina's most recent display of hotness in Harper's Bazaar, in which she tests the structural integrity of some shirts.

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FHM publishes not one, not a handful, but 26 different editions of its hot-tasticness. One country lucky enough to have its own is India, where 18-year-old British model and actress Amy Jackson just graced its pages in lingerie, a Popsicle and not a lot else. You might recognize Amy as the winner of Miss Teen World 2008, or as the girl who is much hotter than your date to the senior prom.

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