While we have a difficult time accepting that there won't always be a demand for Kim Kardashian to unbutton her shirt, it's an unmistakable fact. All beauty and fame fades and Kim knows it.
"I'd be foolish not to take some of these opportunities that are coming my way," Kim tells Glamour in its February issue. "We all know this can go away at any moment."
That's a thought that's crossed our minds too. One of these days Kim will no longer be in demand to film reality shows, record albums or reveal the better part of her buxom figure in magazine spreads. It's a distressing thought. So as long as opportunities to post photos like these come our way, we vow to take advantage of them. Enjoy Kim while you can.
Some pretty incredible things have happened since the last time Katy Perry turned up scantily clad in a major men's magazine. They include Katy Perry and her cleavage appearing on "The Simpsons," Katy performing in a short top at the Victoria's Secret fashion show, and Katy transforming into a 1940's pinup. So while we've been seeing a lot of Katy, we haven't been seeing much of her under the bright lights they use on magazine photo shoots. Fortunately, Maxim is here with more fun, well-lit pictures like the one above.
Believe it or not, Maxim's pages also include words next to the titillating photos. Some of the words next to Katy include her answer to the question, "What do you think makes a woman sexy?" She said, "The way she presents herself and the air she has about her. You can feel her power and her confidence. Also, the way she uses her ability to communicate, her brain and personality." Now, we don't want to say that Katy's completely wrong about this, because an intelligent, confident woman is totally sexy. But is that really what makes her sexy, or is it the way she looks in a swimsuit? We'll answer that question with another question: Which part of this post are you most interested in, Katie's musings or Katy's boobies?
Can you guess who that is above (we're hoping you didn't read the headline). She's redheaded, Barbadian and the hottest R&B artist to step foot in stockings this year. Got it yet? We thought so. If Mrs. Santa were this hot, the bearded, time-defying gift giver would never leave the North Pole. And the kids? Well, they'd understand when they grow up.
Where were we? Oh yeah, Rihanna. She's definitely naughty and still seems very nice. And now we're running out of Christmas references so why don't you just look at another fine Rihanna spread from GQ UK. Mistletoe!
Somehow, Olivia Wilde has outdone herself. When her spread for Details hit the magazine racks two weeks ago, we wrote that "Disney has dispatched its incomprehensibly hot female star to take some gorgeous magazine photos prior to 'Tron: Legacy''s release." Disney is clearly not deviating from that strategy, because Ms. Wilde has turned up again and this time she's wearing even less clothing and even more eye liner. As long as you prefer high-fashion sexy to the classic girl next door, Olivia's also looking even more gorgeous than she did the last time. Yes, gentlemen, it gets even better than the above image. Don't thank us though, thank Flaunt Magazine, nature and the milk Olivia drank growing up.
Eve's famous paw prints, inked on her breasts when she was 18, were the result of her desire to get the tattoo, and a dare. The hottie hip-hop star, a West Philadelphia native (born and raised!), told Inked Magazine that a girlfriend urged her to go for it, so she did. Her mom was less of a fan, later calling the prints "the tackiest thing she'd ever seen." Of course, moms are fickle, and Eve said that years later her mom insisted that she keep the paw. "Hey, you don't mess with your trademark, right?" her mom said. See Eve's trademark and the rest of her ink below.
Gisele didn't spread her wings for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show this year but that doesn't mean she's done modeling. Sure, she's retired from the catwalk but when Giselle's not forcing Tom Brady to do something about that bald spot, she's still got time to get sexy for the glossies. Most recently, she modeled some ridiculous robotic-looking "cltohes" for Vogue Italia. Apparently it's some kind of latex but to us it looks like something out of "Tron: Legacy." Anyway, Gisele is a stone-cold stunner and even though some of these photos are a little bizarre, they provide a good reason why you should stop making fun of Brady's hair -- he's got Giselle and you don't.
Picking the hottest parts of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is like finding the perfect light for the Mona Lisa--the whole damn thing is stunning, ridiculous, nipple-hardening, etc. Pick a superlative and it will work. So though the task was tall, we decided to go ahead and pick out the eight moments from the show that really stood out. These are the moments that might some day be memorialized on the Mount Rushmore of Victoria's Secret hotness. Buckle up.
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As the official membership coordinators of the No Pants Club of America, Clutch is pleased to announce that the newest member is the lovely Olivia Palermo, formerly of "The City" and soon to be of some other reality show. If this sweater-sans-pants look is the new winter trend then consider us excited for the cold weather. This picture comes from Olivia's recent photo shoot with Thomas Whiteside. The set is a work of art, complete with umbrellas, a lot of leg and, as you can see, at least one instance of no pants. The deep-in-thought sweater stare is a nice touch too. Check out the rest of our newest inductee on the next page.
When Mila Kunis was 20 years old she was successful, famous and so rich that she thought about ditching acting and moving on with her life. But then she realized that acting was the reason why she was successful, famous and rich at only 20 years old. So she decided to stick with it. Or maybe she stuck with acting because she loves it.
"I realized that acting is the one thing I love to do," she told Nylon. "I asked myself, 'What else could I do that would make me happy? What else could I do where I wake up in the morning and think, I get to go to work and do something great and have fun?' I couldn't think of anything else."
Either way, we're psyched that Mila kept acting because set designers or biologists (or whatever career she would have gone into) don't take sexy pictures for national magazines. Actresses do. Here are some of those sexy pictures from the latest issue of Nylon.
Sci-fi thriller "Tron: Legacy" hits theaters on Dec. 17, and like every wise studio before it, Disney has dispatched its incomprehensibly hot female star to take some gorgeous magazine photos prior to the film's release. The female star in question this time around is Olivia Wilde, and we're really struggling for something more accurate than "incomprehensibly hot" to describe just how fine she looks in the December Details.
If you like the look of the football T-shirt that coincidentally sports the number 69, we think you'll like the rest. If you don't, well, just shut down your laptop and chew on some thumbtacks.
Also, thanks to Tron Guy for helping us make these pictures SFW.