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Only The Hot Parts: Amber Rose Strips Down For King

Posted 5/25/11 5:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Only the Hot Parts

King Magazine's July/August issue devotes more than 20 pages to stunning Amber Rose. There are four pages that are particularly interesting, the ones where Amber reveals most of her rack and approximately 85 percent of her large, round backside.

Formerly Kanye West's queen, Amber broke her own promise when she got with another man in the music industry, Wiz Khalifa. You may call it a downgrade, but she would probably tell you to shut your face. Amber says they're going strong and we say good for them. Click below for a lot of Amber in not a lot of clothes.

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Only The Hot Parts: Olivia Wilde Is The Hottest Sailor Ever

Posted 5/6/11 5:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Only the Hot Parts

Olivia Wilde, who plays Dr. Remy Hadley on "House M.D.," is the hottest doctor ever. Hyperbole? Maybe, but I invite you to prove otherwise. It helps that Olivia is an unrealistically young doctor at only 27 years old; she was 23 when she started on "House." So television doctors included (and adult films excluded), she may also be the youngest ever, except, of course, for Doogie Howser.

The busy doctor/actress warms up the cover and a few pages of Glamour's June issue and also "spills her love life secrets." I'll go ahead and guess that she laments that guys won't approach her because she's so ridiculously good looking. Click on for the pictures.

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Only The Hot Parts: Cameron Diaz's Side Boob

Posted 5/5/11 5:00 pm EST by in Only the Hot Parts

This month's Cosmopolitan cover with Cameron Diaz is brought to you by "that's what she said." Can you think of another inspiration for the 78-item guide (at left) to making his pulse pound hard?

As for the rest of this image--you're going to like it. A lot. Although if you want to get your paws on a glossy copy of Cameron Diaz's side boob photo it's going to cost you $3.99. Worth it? Maybe. So review the image carefully.

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Only The Hot Parts: Jennifer Lawrence Is Clutch's Newest Crush

Posted 5/2/11 5:00 pm EST by in Celebs, Ladies, Only the Hot Parts

Clutch's newest crush, succeeding Olivias Wilde and Munn (Olivii?), is Jennifer Lawrence. And it shouldn't be too hard to see why.

She seems like a natural country girl (she's from Louisville, Kentucky), untainted by the ills of Hollywood and fame. Plus, she has a dog, or at least seems to get along with the cute white fur ball photographed alongside her in this lovely spread for U.K. magazine ASOS.

Oh, and also, she's very attractive. That usually helps. More pictures after the jump.

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Only The Hot Parts: Lauren Conrad Says She's Not Sexy, We Disagree

Posted 4/19/11 3:00 pm EST by in Only the Hot Parts

"I've never been the sexy girl," Lauren Conrad told Allure in an interview that runs in its May issue. "That's not true," I blurted out when I read that. I mean, just look at this photo. She's got the sultry exposed shoulder. Her legs are as toned as a laser printer. She's pulling us in with that hair-over-the-face look. And that fishnet top makes her look like a sexy dolphin caught in the bottom of a commercial fishing net. So she gets a few points for modesty and a lot of points for everything else.

The former "Hills" star been out of the spotlight since she traded MTV for a career designing clothes, so it's been a while since we've been able to feast our eyes on photos like these. We'd like to encourage more of them and also suggest something for her next fashion line: fishnets for women who are sexy but say they're not.

More photos below.

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Nicki Minaj Makes '60s Cool Red Hot

Posted 4/7/11 6:20 pm EST by in Ladies, Only the Hot Parts

When she's not wearing see-through pants, technicolor wigs or making crazy faces, Nicki Minaj still doesn't play it regular. Or at least as regular as a beehive and ruffled shorts get.

We couldn't help but notice in this recent shoot for Elle that she looked a little more...demure. Or a little less zany. Maybe it's the gray background. Whatever it is, Nicki looks fine. By the end of the shoot, you'll see that they even got her to do some kind of yoga or core exercise. If you're as busy as she's been, it's important to multitask. Click on.

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Only The Hot Parts: Rosario Dawson Sports Leopard Print In Russia

Posted 4/5/11 3:30 pm EST by in Ladies, Only the Hot Parts

In the pages of FHM Russia this month, seasoned actress Rosario Dawson continues the tradition of gorgeous women wearing leopard print in the wild. And as you can see, the 31-year-old New York City native was not shy with the cleavage. Turns out that Vladimir Putin isn't the only one in Russia who can draw a camera crew for a shirtless photo outdoors.

Rosario's most recent roles were in "Unstoppable," "Girl Walks Into a Bar" and other movies I'm guessing you didn't see. Not one to be inconsistent, she'll be back on the big screen in another movie you won't want to see, "Zookeeper" with Kevin James. In the meantime, you'll probably want to check out the lovely blend of Afro-Cuban, Puerto Rican, Native American and Irish heritage.

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Only The Hot Parts: Glamour Magazine Sends Three Babes To The Plate

Posted 3/30/11 11:15 am EST by in Ladies, Only the Hot Parts

Major League Baseball's opening day is tomorrow and Glamour magazine starts off the season with Ashley Greene, Freida Pinto and Emma Stone. Of course, Glamour doesn't have a baseball team made up of the the actresses who appear on its cover, but if it did, these three lovely ladies would bat in the heart of the order.

Excuse the ridiculous metaphor--we're excited for baseball--but really, Glamour's strategy is excellent. As you'll see below, it put together three separate mag covers for each of the three beauties, allowing you to go to Barnes and Noble and creepily buy the mag with your lady of choice. Sexy fair-skinned brunette? Check. Sexy Indian woman? Check. Sexy blonde? Check. All three cover shots are below so think long and hard about which one you'll buy and then hide it inside of an issue of Cigar Aficionado.

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Only The Hot Parts: Scarlett Johansson Brings The Sexy To China

Posted 3/24/11 1:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Only the Hot Parts

There's nothing lost in translation here (WORDPLAY!): Scarlett Johansson is hot in every language. ScarJo graces the cover of this month's Vogue China and she's looking hotter than Gan Guo, the spiciest dish in all of China.

I have no clue what articles the magazine is teasing on the cover, which of course means that I'll go ahead and guess. The first article is a feature called "12 Accessories You Totally Need Even Though They're The Same As Last Year," the second is "68 Ads In Between Two Lonely Stories" and I think the third is "25 Reasons Americans Will Be Our Pets By 2020."

Of course, the seductive black and white photos of ScarJo are the important part of the magazine. That's right, pictures don't have to be raunchy for men to enjoy them. We'll take a nice set of arty black and white photos every now and then--just as long as there's a lot of leg. And these have a LOT of leg.

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Only The Hot Parts: Katy Perry Is A 'Plastic Dream'

Posted 3/23/11 12:37 pm EST by in Ladies, Only the Hot Parts

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Katy Perry, the queen of latex dresses, is all over this month's Plastic Dreams Magazine (which, surprisingly, isn't pornography) wearing regular clothes, presumably cotton (machine wash in cold water, tumble dry low). It's only fitting that the "Teenage Dream" singer would make it to the pages of Plastic Dreams. We'll next expect to see her on the cover of Fireworks, the melodic rock magazine.

As you can tell, the whole photo shoot is kind of trippy, like something out of a high-end laser portraits studio, only a whole lot sexier. As usual, Katy doesn't disappoint. Click on for the rest.

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