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Only The Hot Parts: Vogue Paris Gets Gisele Naked

Posted 7/13/12 12:30 pm EST by in Ladies, Only the Hot Parts, Photos


All photos via Vogue Paris

Gisele Bundchen is one of the hottest females currently in existence on this particular planet in this particular dimension. Sure, she's married to the fancy man Tom Brady, but we're willing to overlook that minor blemish because she's so willing to show off her completely unblemished goddess body.

For her latest addition to our collective spank banks, she went nude for Vogue Paris, and as you can see above we even had to cover up some border nipple action. Gisele, you so saucy! Every once in a while there's a photo spread of some ridiculously hot babe that is just so great it's almost infuriating, because...just...HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO HOT? This is one of those shoots.

And since we're generous, we've grabbed more pics from the spread for you to browse below.

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15 Sexy Reasons Guys Will Enjoy 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn'

Posted 9/14/11 1:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Movies, Only the Hot Parts

The "Twilight" series is not for everyone, but looking at gorgeous women run around onscreen is something the whole family can enjoy. The whole family and especially guys who get dragged to the vampire and werewolf show by their girlfriends. The next "Twilight Saga" installments, "Breaking Dawn--Part I" and "Part II," are on the horizon, with the a new trailer for "Part I" just released.

The purpose of this post is to remind movie theater plus-ones and other naysayers that even though the series may be overly sentimental cheese with mediocre dialogue, the actresses in "Twilight" are very, very attractive. High five to the casting director! And speaking of five, we've put together a gallery of five of the easy-on-the-eyes "Twilight" women you'll see in "Breaking Dawn: Part I": Kristen Stewart, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Anna Kendrick and Maggie Grace.

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Only The Hot Parts: 'So You Think You Can Dance' Finale Is Packed With Roughness

Posted 8/11/11 5:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Only the Hot Parts, TV, Video

After several weeks of erotic dancing and odd costumes, Season 8 of "So You Think You Can Dance" wrapped with a show filled with some rough, semi-abusive dancing. We're talking about butt spankings and clothing getting ripped off--basically the dance versions of angry sex.

One of our favorites, Sasha, executed a crazy wheelbarrow sexy dance that looks like something from a ninja-level Kama Sutra book. Check it.

Photo: Fox

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Only The Hot Parts: 'So You Think You Can Dance' Pulls Out All Its Tricks

Posted 7/28/11 5:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Only the Hot Parts, TV, Video

This week's "So You Think You Can Dance" was a cornucopia of all things sexy dancing. Booty popping? Check. Women flying through the air in slow motion? Done. Throw in some tight tops and the art of dance seduction, and it was pretty much a perfect show. A tip of the cap to the producers who have found a foolproof formula for making chick shows totally watchable.

Photo: Fox

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Only The Hot Parts: Booty-Dropping And Lots Of Leg On 'So You Think You Can Dance'

Posted 7/21/11 5:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Only the Hot Parts, TV, Video

Another week, another serving of scantily clad, sexy dancers. Hat tip to "So You Think You Can Dance" producers for getting the show "Hot Dancers Dancing Well" on air with the more family-friendly name. Signed, your show's biggest fans.

The highlights this week range from booty-dropping (who reads headlines?), a freaky Italian number and a couple of sexy solo dances. Hit play and have a look. Assuming you like that sort of thing.

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Only The Hot Parts: Erotic Dancing And Stripping On 'So You Think You Can Dance'

Posted 7/14/11 4:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Only the Hot Parts, TV, Video

"So You Think You Can Dance" struck again last night with erotic dancing and half-naked women. The show is the greatest worst-kept striptease secret on network television. Back in the '90s guys actually had to exert effort when they boob-surfed the boob tube. Now, TV networks are serving it up on a platter on top of a lazy Susan. Not complaining--just saying. The hottest moments of last night's "So You Think You Can Dance" are ranked in the video below.

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Only The Hot Parts: Booty Shaking, Burlesque And Boobs Falling Out On 'So You Think You Can Dance'

Posted 6/30/11 4:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Only the Hot Parts, TV, Video

Following a week of disappointing odd costumes, "So You Think You Can Dance," TV's glorified striptease, responded in a hugely titillating fashion. Beginning with some Burlesque-style dance with babes wearing hot pink and red sports bras, the show only got better and more inventive, featuring a cornucopia of different sexy moves. Including, as advertised, a lot of booty shaking and one dancer's boob falling out of her top. Check it out.

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Only The Hot Parts: Emma Stone In A Candy Cane Bikini

Posted 6/28/11 3:00 pm EST by in Celebs, Ladies, Only the Hot Parts

Emma Stone is Hollywood's hot new thing, but the 22-year-old fox isn't comfortable with that. She prefers to focus on her movie roles, and she's got three more this summer in "The Help," "Friends with Benefits" and "Crazy, Stupid, Love." So there will be plenty of Emma on the big screen.

As for seeing her body on glossies like Vanity Fair--don't get used to it.  "I usually wear a one-piece," she said, which, based on the full image from her Vanity Fair cover (below), is a total waste of swimsuit material. Despite the fame, the gal has kept a level head, and you'll see after the jump she's got a fine body to go with it.

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Only The Hot Parts: La La Vazquez Is Pretty In Pynk

Posted 6/22/11 4:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Only the Hot Parts

One of the subplots to the blockbuster trade that brought Carmelo Anthony to New York was the arrival of his gorgeous wife, former MTV VJ, reality star and businesswoman La La Vazquez. Sure, she made a name for herself in Denver, but the bustle and lights of New York City shine much brighter. She's dubbed "The First Lady of NY" on the debut issue of Pynk Magazine, though La La said she's not interested in titles.

"[F]or us, it's about really embracing the city of New York. We kind of rushed and got here quickly, but now that we are settling in we're starting to get out there and do some charity work and let people really see what we're about as individuals, and as a couple," she said.

Though she's not competing for the first-lady title, apparently, her and 'Melo may need more than another season of "La La's Full Court Life" and this sexy spread in Pynk to take that crown. Something like, say...an NBA title. A Knicks fan can dream. More of La La on the next page.

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Only The Hot Parts: Vanessa Hudgens Irons In Undies

Posted 6/15/11 5:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Only the Hot Parts

Vanessa Hudgens is back with more Candies hotness, exclusively for Kohl's customers and slobbering dudes. In other words, us. Back in January, the clothing makers put out some titillating photos with Vanessa in a bikini and making a mess in a diner. This photo shoot, as you can see, is pretty similar, replacing the bikini with underwear and the diner with a refrigerator stocked with almond cookies and an apocalypse bunker supply of sweet soda. (Take our children but not the pink soda!)

There's a video to go with this one too (below), and after reviewing it we'll confidently say that Vanessa and Kohl's have made some of the most compelling department store ads since Kathy Ireland represented Kmart. Check out Vanessa in what she calls some "cute little fun stuff" after the jump.

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