Credit: Indian River County Sheriff's Office
In most circumstances, asking your girlfriend to invite one of her gal pals into the bedroom is an excellent way to piss her off. But 28-year-old Florida woman La Crystal King-Woolfork allegedly attacked her boyfriend for rejecting her ménage à trois request.
King-Woolfork "had been at the Shake Your Booty club having a good time," according to the arrest report. When she and a friend came home drunk at 4 a.m., they "started performing oral sex on one another...King stated that she wanted [her boyfriend] to have sex with both her and the other female and [he] refused."
King-Woolfork admits grabbing "a large filet knife," which the boyfriend tried to take from her. A fight ensued and he was stabbed in the eye, authorities say. She claims, "I didn't stab him, but I did hit him in the face several times with a metal candle holder." Either way, he fled to the hospital and police arrested her for attempted murder.
Obviously, nobody should be threatened, let alone hurt, for declining a sexual proposition. That said, let this be a lesson to guys everywhere: If you're lucky enough to be offered a three-way, the correct answer is probably, "Yes, thank you...thank you so, so much."