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Welcome to GUY CODE, the official blog of MTV2's "Guy Code" series and your online destination for all things dude, including—but not limited to—irreverent commentary on sports, hip-hop and ladies. Stay awhile and flex your manhood.

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Back in January, 23-year-old Colorado math teacher Carly McKinney got put on leave for tweeting NSFW photos to her "Carly Crunk Bear" account, along with 140-character-or-less observations such as "Naked. Wet. Stoned" and "Watching a drug bust go down in the parking lot. It's funny cuz I have weed in my car in the staff parking lot."

The internet rose to her defense--well, the male internet--but last week, the school district terminated her anyway. It's a sad end to her teaching career, but we suspect she has a future in some other industry. Click below for more of her, uh, portfolio...

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You can watch "Guy Code" on MTV2, but--like oxygen and gravity--you can't actually see Guy Code. It might be invisible, but its ancient rules (such as keeping your hands off a buddy's girl) are built deep into our DNA. We don't mean that metaphorically; a new study from the University of Missouri suggests there's actual scientific evidence:

"[M]en may actually be less attracted to their friend's wives than other attractive but taken women who are dating strangers. ... Mark Flinn, professor of anthropology in the College of Arts and Science [says] 'Men's testosterone levels generally increase when they are interacting with a potential sexual partner or an enemy's mate.' But when men were interacting with the spouse of a friend, their testosterone levels dropped. If men's bodies have cock-blocks programmed into their systems, then maybe Bro Codes aren't just laughable Urban Dictionary fodder."

MORE: "Do We Need Bro Codes?"

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