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Posted 4/9/13 5:00 pm EST by Marty Beckerman in News
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The power of Christ compels you...and, uh, the power of Gas-X?
In perhaps the strangest and foulest lawsuit ever filed, a Romanian man has taken four Orthodox priests and a bishop to court for "religious malpractice" because they didn't fulfill their obligation to expel farting demons from his home "as they promised to do." He claims to "still see all sorts of demons in the form of animals, usually crows but also other such things, that are making my life miserable." With their butt emissions.
Click below for more on this bizarre case, like the fact that--because the Romanian judicial system rejected it--he's appealing to the European Court of Human Rights.
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Posted 4/9/13 10:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in News
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Posted 4/5/13 12:00 pm EST by RG Daniels in Code Breakers, News, Sports
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Smack talk is an important part of sports. It amps up rivalries and adds a bit of motivation to compete. In modern times, though, insults lobbed on Twitter can, ahem, explode into a mushroom cloud of bad judgment. Case in point: Buffalo Bills' WR Stevie Johnson.
You might remember Johnson as the guy who, two years ago, mimicked Plaxico Burress shooting himself in the leg after catching a touchdown. Yesterday, Johnson provoked the New England Patriots, their fans, AND (wait for it) North frikkin' Korea, risking an international incident with this tweet:
Look, Stevie, we understand the desire to fire yourself up for your division rival. They've beaten your ass the past 12 times. Maybe you could leave nuclear warfare out of it, though? You're a professional athlete, so wishing supreme death on a fan base is a direct violation of Guy Code. Keep the trash talk trashy, not murderous.
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Posted 4/5/13 10:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in News
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Posted 4/4/13 5:00 pm EST by Neal Stastny in Food, News
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If there's two things that guys love, it's greasy sandwiches and gangster movies. Well, you can now combine your enjoyment of fast food and organized crime--and even save the planet in the process. Consider a career in stealing grease from restaurants.
See, excess fry oil used to be worthless, but the rise in biodiesel fuel has made it a hot commodity among thieves. For example, Schwartz's, a popular deli in Canada, has had its grease stolen multiple times. So for all you aspiring Danny Oceans out there, stop planning your casino heist and do some surveillance at a local burger or taco franchise.
If you're still not convinced this is a good idea--because police won't buy your "helping rid America of its dependance on foreign oil" argument--keep in mind that Homer and Bart had the same plan in a "Simpsons" episode. And they would never do anything stupid.
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Posted 4/4/13 10:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in News
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Posted 4/3/13 3:30 pm EST by Marty Beckerman in News, Relationships
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Scientists long believed that humans were the only species to partake in oral sex, but Canadian researchers have discovered that male bats in India routinely go downtown to impress females. And just like human males (we're guessing), they average less than a minute before trying to have actual intercourse.
The really interesting part? Bat sex lasted longer if cunnilingus preceded it. A good lesson for dudes both with and without wings. (Keep a tin of Altoids handy, bat-bros.) Click below for more on doing it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
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