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Posted 4/18/13 12:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in News
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Last month, we told you about a fat British guy dressed like Batman who turned a burglary suspect over to police...but he might be a caped criminal, not a caped crusader.
First off, the "burglar" was just the guy's drinking buddy and planned to turn himself in anyway, so they decided to have fun with it. Which is a great prank, granted, except that "Batman" (actually 39-year-old Stan Worby, who delivers Chinese food instead of justice) has been charged with burglary for allegedly stealing power tools valued at $1,200 from a garage. Police say they found him in a car with the stolen goods at 4 a.m.
"I'm no superhero," Worby said back in March. "I eat kebabs. I never run anywhere."
Sadly, all those statements appear to be correct, particularly "I'm no superhero."
Posted 4/18/13 10:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in News
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Posted 4/16/13 1:00 pm EST by RG Daniels in Funny, News, Sports
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ESPN recently reported the International Olympic Committee is mulling over the idea of three-on-three hoops. We lit up at the possibility and immediately put together our dream teams of three. Of course, we could take the easy way out and simply break down Team USA or pair them with their NBA teammates, but WHAT FUN IS THAT? Instead, we worked with a few simple rules:
#1: No member of (what we will assume will be) Team USA can compete in three-on-three. Yep, sorry LeBron and D-Wade--you manipulated NBA free agency, but you will not control the entire universe of b-ball.
#2: They have to be American or from their country of origin. We avoided such traps as putting together a Lithuanian team of three 'cause let's face it, if we did, you wouldn't even read past this sentence.
#3: We ignored positions and just slapped together three players according to how we see them fitting together. We barely paid attention to their skills at all, instead focusing ont their looks, situations, personalities, etc.
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Posted 4/12/13 11:00 am EST by Neal Stastny in Funny, News
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We've all gone overboard with public displays of affection, but for most of us, the only witnesses were the few people still at the bar at 4 a.m. For this Australian couple, however, the audience was considerably larger.
When the Google Street View car drove down Dukes Highway in South Australia, it captured two people seemingly boning on the side of the road. The woman waved at the camera as the man stood behind her with his pants around his ankles, drinking a beer.
Although Google Street View has captured embarrassing moments before, there's speculation that this one is staged. A Reddit user claims it's "me and my missus," and that they sped up to pose for the photo after seeing Google's car.
If he's telling the truth (and who on the internet isn't?), he at least took advantage of a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Still, speeding down back roads with beer in your car is definitely not worth trending online for a day.
Google has since censored the image, because nobody has ever used Google to find images of people having sex.
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