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ESPN recently reported the International Olympic Committee is mulling over the idea of three-on-three hoops. We lit up at the possibility and immediately put together our dream teams of three. Of course, we could take the easy way out and simply break down Team USA or pair them with their NBA teammates, but WHAT FUN IS THAT? Instead, we worked with a few simple rules:

#1: No member of (what we will assume will be) Team USA can compete in three-on-three. Yep, sorry LeBron and D-Wade--you manipulated NBA free agency, but you will not control the entire universe of b-ball.

#2: They have to be American or from their country of origin. We avoided such traps as putting together a Lithuanian team of three 'cause let's face it, if we did, you wouldn't even read past this sentence.

#3: We ignored positions and just slapped together three players according to how we see them fitting together. We barely paid attention to their skills at all, instead focusing ont their looks, situations, personalities, etc.
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  • Lil Duval stands on a chair at MTV Movie Awards and makes bystanders feel awkward...but not nearly as bad as Aubrey Plaza.
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  • Psy’s smash hit "Gangnam Style" practically broke the Internet with its huge popularity. Now his new hit "Gentleman" has already racked up more than 27 million views in one day.

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We've all gone overboard with public displays of affection, but for most of us, the only witnesses were the few people still at the bar at 4 a.m. For this Australian couple, however, the audience was considerably larger.

When the Google Street View car drove down Dukes Highway in South Australia, it captured two people seemingly boning on the side of the road. The woman waved at the camera as the man stood behind her with his pants around his ankles, drinking a beer.

Although Google Street View has captured embarrassing moments before, there's speculation that this one is staged. A Reddit user claims it's "me and my missus," and that they sped up to pose for the photo after seeing Google's car.

If he's telling the truth (and who on the internet isn't?), he at least took advantage of a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Still, speeding down back roads with beer in your car is definitely not worth trending online for a day.

Google has since censored the image, because nobody has ever used Google to find images of people having sex.

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  • A nine-year old won the Internet yesterday with this note, apologizing to his little brother for pinching him in the nuts.
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The power of Christ compels you...and, uh, the power of Gas-X?

In perhaps the strangest and foulest lawsuit ever filed, a Romanian man has taken four Orthodox priests and a bishop to court for "religious malpractice" because they didn't fulfill their obligation to expel farting demons from his home "as they promised to do." He claims to "still see all sorts of demons in the form of animals, usually crows but also other such things, that are making my life miserable." With their butt emissions.

Click below for more on this bizarre case, like the fact that--because the Romanian judicial system rejected it--he's appealing to the European Court of Human Rights.

MORE: "Romanian Lawyer Sues Exorcists For Failing to Banish Fart Demons"

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  • The owner of revenge porn site IsAnybodyDown has now purchased a new URL called Obama Nudes. (Link SFW.)

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