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In every teen party movie the adults seem to vanish to a faraway land as the kids toast 40s of sh*tty beer. For a celebrity, that can apparently become a reality. We recently caught wind of the news that Will Smith's baby prince Jaden, is looking to emancipate from his parents on his 15th birthday. According to the article posted on Radar Online, Will understands "kids just want to have command of their lives." Hey Will, we like to eat Doritos for dinner and stay out until 5 am. That doesn't mean we have command of our lives.
Here's a list of 5 teen celebs who emancipated from their parents. How did they turn out? You be the judge.
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Maybe the most famous case of ditching parents, Culkin was a mega-star thanks to a couple of silly movies about a kid who, ironically, was forgotten about by his parents. Maybe those "Home Alone" movies spoke to Mac on a deeper level. Maybe he thought, "Hey, if I didn't have parents, I can leave my Micro Machines wherever I want!" Or, more realistically, he thought, "Now that I have 17 mill in the bank and no parents, I don't have to work ever again!"And he more or less hasn't.
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Posted 5/15/13 1:00 pm EST by Charlie Kasov in Funny, News, Today's Dumbass
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When NYPD Officer Dane Natto woke up yesterday morning, he probably didn't think to himself, "Hey, I should become the laughing stock of all cops everywhere today." But just because dude didn't have that goal didn't mean he wouldn't achieve it. The cop and his partner responded to the ol' cat stuck in a tree call in Queens, and Natto tried to climb the tree to rescue the cat himself. The cat got scared and climbed higher.
Cut to 20 minutes later, and Natto's stuck in a tree while his partner's just finished laughing at him long enough to call the fire department. An elementary school's just let out and children are staring at him. The firemen show up and get a good laugh in before they rescue him.
That's right, firemen had to rescue a cop - not from a fire - but from a tree. You'll never hear about a fireman getting stuck in a tree because they're real men. And they're not morons. Being manly isn't about blind bravery, it's about being brave but smart so you can live to be brave another day. It's a myth that a fireman just runs into a burning building to save someone. They think about how to get the people out afterward.
Officer Natto ran up a tree with no idea how to get back down. So yes, he deserved to get laughed at by manlier men.
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