LADIES Nikoll is into stopping time and stealing memories [Suicide Girls]
Sounds kind of like a sexier "Inception."
HOT SAUCE Beastie Boys "Too Many Rappers" ft. Nas [Pretty Much Amazing]
The trio is also streaming the "filthy dirty nasty" version of the full album.
HMM It looks like Arianny Celeste's music career is off to a rocky start [Cage Potato]
One-of-a-kind babe with a suspiciously familiar-sounding song.
KEGGERS The 6 best party schools no one talks about [Smoking Jacket]
Even better if you like boozing with mom and dad.
MAN WINS In this battle of man vs. moose... [The High Definite]
Video guaranteed to make your beard and chest hair grow instantly.
#BANDSMISSINGALETTER Dr. Dr., Age Against The Machine and more [HuffPo]
The winner is: Earl Jam.
STICKS 10 video game enemies that scare the crap out of you [Unreality]
Confession: I was always terrified of the Angry Sun in Super Mario Brothers 3.
CHILDHOOD OBESITY Epic meal time: kids edition [Daily What]
Deleted scene: vomiting in playpen.
Photo: Suicide Girls
LADIES Tika is the newest babe on "Gossip Girl" [Esquire]
You may also know her as a clerk in "Salt," that movie about table condiments.
CENTER STAGE Meek Mill, Killer Mike, Wale tear down S.O.B.s [RapFix]
Behind the scenes of NYC's infamous nightclub.
AWKWARD The Hover Hand Song (Britney Spears parody) [CollegeHumor]
Please don't be that creep.
LONG WAY DOWN Kayakers go for world record plunge over 82-foot waterfall [BroBible]
For an encore, they're going to do trust falls off a five-story building.
INK Awesome Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs back tattoo [Walyou]
Sleepy is taking a nap on the other side of her body.
TEA AND CRUMPETS "Jersey Shore" with British accents [Warming Glow]
AGED The 2011 guide to making people feel old using movie release dates [Daily What]
Disney movies have never made you feel so terrible.
PLUMBERS 10 blasphemous Super Mario images [BuzzFeed]
So much for that extra life.
We love beef here at Clutch. Whether it's the kind of beef you eat, the kind of beef you put on your face after getting punched, or the kind of beef that erupts between rappers who hate each other, we eat it up. That's why we were so bummed to see this clip of 50 Cent on "Funk Flex Full Throttle" talking about how he's squashed his beef with Jadakiss.
"I don't have a reason [to beef with Jadakiss]. When you look back and two years go by and you say 'Why don't I like them?' and you can't really remember why, then you know it's just rap."
The trouble between Fif and Jada goes back to the "Piggy Bank," on 50's Massacre album. The track, which was a response to Ja Rule's "New York," took aim at Jada, Fat Joe, Ja Rule as well as Shyne, Kelis, Lil' Kim and Nas. Clearly 50 was angry. But now it's six years later and these two rappers have no problem with each other. Guess it's a victory for maturity and acting like an adult. But it's a loss for beef, and that always hurts.
"Funk Flex Full Throttle" premieres Sunday, May 8th at 1:30p/12:30c.
It says something about how much cred you have when you can declare a day in honor of yourself and people don't call you an a**hole. Take They Might Be Giants, who have arbitrarily declared today They Might Be Giants Awareness Day. And instead of thinking that that makes them self-obsessed di**s, we're thrilled about it. What an unexpected and spectacular holiday to wake up to on a dismal Tuesday!
Now, I don't care that this holiday is meaningless or that it's just a shameless attempt to get people to go to iTunes and download their songs. I'm celebrating They Might Be Giants Awareness Day anyway and I'm doing it the only way I know how: with music videos and accordions. Let's do this!
LADIES Casanova is into surfing the web, pillow fights and long drives [Suicide Girls]
And costume parties.
REUNITED Eminem and Royce Da 5'9 working on upcoming EP [RapFix]
Hatchet buried, music uncovered.
HILLSIAN Audrina Patridge is our girl crush[Hollywood Crush]
It appears girls like Audrina too. Who knew?!
ADRENALINE "Art of Extreme Sports" video compilation is a must-watch [BroBible]
An excellent collection of heart-pumping free falls and sick tricks.
RAZORS Six next-level shaving techniques [CollegeHumor]
Eat your heart out, Gillette Fusion.
CHASE Reel Films: "Hardcore Parkour" [The High Definite]
No stunt doubles required.
SUGAR X-Ray: the composition of Peeps! [The Daily]
See what's lurking inside those innocent yellow puffs.
OPEN WIDE 20 adorable animal tongues [BuzzFeed]
Come for the tongues, stay for the drunk lion.
When Nicki Minaj recently gave Marge Simpson a shout-out for inspiring her towering hairdos, it made sense. But the more we thought about it, the more we realized this was not a new move by the sexy songstress. She's been on a monorail to Springfield since Grampa Simpson was a pup. It started innocently enough (assuming you keep your eyes above her neckline), with this coif that resembled creepy twins Sherri & Terri.
LADIES Jamie Chung tells bad jokes [Esquire]
She looks nice though.
GIRLS Beyoncé "Run The World (Girls)" (Major Lazer Sample) [Pretty Much Amazing]
Coming to a dance floor near you.
OCTAGON Top 10 pre- and post-fight brawls in MMA history [Cage Potato]
Because sometimes it can't be settled on the mat alone.
IN THE STANDS Dancing Sixers fan gets sexy and shirtless [Hot Clicks]
You should see what he does on the kiss cam.
LITTLE THOR Marvel spoofs Volkswagen's "Star Wars" commercial [TDW Geek]
Now I'd like to see the 6-year-olds battle this one out.
OFFICERS 5 tips for spotting an undercover cop [Smoking Jacket]
Because you won't find them dressed in giant glasses and a fake mustache.
SPRINGFIELD A guide to "The Simpsons" voices (Infograpic) [BamKapow]
Try to guess Nancy Cartwright's six characters. (Hint: all males.)
OOPS Child's word scramble answer disturbing on multiple levels [HuffPo]
I'm pretty sure there's therapy in this child's future.
Photo: Suicide Girls
Last month we did an article about lame ass pieces of pop culture (Hello Kitty, Disney, etc.) that, in a blatant attempt to capitalize on the internet's love of all things geeky, have been mashed-up with "Star Wars." Today, we have another and it's the most vomit-inducing yet. "Primeday" is a mash-up of Rebecca Black's ubiquitous song and the film series that launched a thousand virgins. The parody video comes from the guys at Teddie Films, who've worked this formula of ear-arhcingly terrible song plus "Star Wars" references before (see their parody of Ke$ha's "Tik Tok"). And, OK, I'll admit that it's entertaining and well made. But why degrade something so cool by combining it with something so lame? Sure, "Star Wars" has been degraded a million times before, but adding more poison to the well doesn't do anyone any good. I don't know, maybe I'm just being a grump. Maybe the better question is not why did they make this goofy mash-up but why do I care?
LADIES She wants to get penetrated mentally [XXL Mag]
MAKE SOME NOISE Full video for Beastie Boys' new track [MTV]
This time with more comedians, broken bottles and Steve Buscemi.
WHOA Epic POV video of a ski jump and avalanche [BroBible]
This takes nerves of steel and some serious gonads.
IN MY BELLY 7-11 to introduce life-altering Slurpee cup [Daily What]
This will revolutionize the way you get brain freeze.
FROM THE VAULT Tupac Shakur: lost prison interview from 1995 [The High Definite]
The full uncensored interview from Clinton Correctional Facility.
BOX OFFICE 9 actors who turned down memorable movie roles [Guyism]
What's more mind-boggling?: Mel Gibson as the Terminator or Tom Selleck as Indiana Jones?
ON THE WALL 32 examples of awesome "Star Wars" graffiti [Walyou]
Da da da dum da-da dum da-da!
LATE NIGHT Animated drunk dial [CollegeHumor]
Most of you have done it, now watch the cartoon version.