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Does it count as "morning sex" when you do it right after an evening nap? Joe Budden says it does, which is great because who doesn't love morning sex? Now you can do it twice in day, as long as you take a nap. But guess what is even better than morning sex in the late afternoon? Morning sex in the late afternoon with twins!
Budden really knows how to start off a Good Ass Night and it only gets better from there. The Slaughterhouse member doesn't stop with only one set of twins and keeps the party going until it's time for even more morning sex, this time in a group.
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You could spend Saturday night listening to electronic dance music at some overcrowded club that costs half your paycheck to enter...but we're gonna spend it watching Melanie Iglesias from "Guy Code" host the EDM special "Clubland" at 10/9c on MTV2.
The Beards are an Australian rock 'n' roll group that sings about beards. Like, all of their songs--from a nearly decade-long career--are about beards. Here's their latest single:
They just played SXSW in Austin, so we asked Johann Beardraven (lead vocals/keys/sax/kazoo) about breaking into the American market. And, mostly, about beards. Read on for his answers and more of the band's videos.
If you want to make your name in the rap world, you've gotta make powerful friends...or conversely, you've gotta make powerful enemies. Our (powerful) friends at BroBible break the latter approach down:
1. Start Beef With A Rapper Worse, Yet More Established, Than You
You've got nothing to gain by picking on an artist that YOU even know is better. Notice an established rapper who sucks, release a song pointing out the sucking, and $$$.
2. Dig Up Dirt
This is CRUCIAL. You're going to want to hit 'em where it hurts. Bring up some previously unknown fact from the past. Eazy-E is your guide here: He rapped that Dr. Dre used to wear mascara with the World Class Wreckin' Crew. Mascara!
3. Bring Up The Women At Your Own Peril
Most brutal thing you can do. Everyone remembers how "Hit 'Em Up" began. Things, uh, escalated from there.
Like the tuxedo, the leather jacket never goes out of style. It can be dressed up with tortoise shell frames or down with a bloody undershirt. It's been famously worn by musicians, athletes, cowboys, young soldiers in love, Arctic explorers, Newsies, bookies, hit men, stunt men, Indiana Jones, James Dean, Luke Perry, mobsters, evil masterminds, literary misfits, brawlers with hairy knuckles, fat cats with cigars, the Planet Hollywood crew, Wu-Tang, Vegas snakes and various Tarantino lowlifes.
In its honor, here's five leather jackets from pop-culture to dust off and wear tomorrow.
The Bible is a religious text that provides spiritual guidance for many of its devoted readers. Slayer is the most vicious, most brutal thrash metal band to emerge from the U.S., and its fans are equally devoted. While they're both far apart in message, we noticed similarities in language.
Here's a quick game to see if you can determine which is which. It's not a sin to answer incorrectly, but we can't promise you'll sleep easier at night if you do. Answers at bottom.
It's normal for dudes to get paranoid from smoking too much weed, but usually they fret about the police, not the Illuminati. However, 27-year-old aspiring rapper Wafeeq Sabir El-Amin of Virginia has been charged with shooting his friend to gain stardom (somehow) from the shadowy secret society.
"You are my sacrifice," El-Amin allegedly told his buddy, who'd fallen asleep in an under-construction music studio, right before attempting to blow his head off.
The friend, who only got hit in the hand, reportedly wrested the gun away and escaped. Authorities found a pound of marijuana and conspiracy theory literature at the scene. The D.A. claims that El-Amin was too stoned to remember the events of the past month.
Probably healthier to just be paranoid about the cops, who...y'know...actually exist.
Moms are great, especially our favorite kind: HOT ones. MILFs, cougars--whatever you want to call them, let's all give thanks by making a playlist of songs devoted to fantasizing about other people's mothers. (Key words being "other people's.")
1. "Stacy's Mom"- Fountains of Wayne
This is the gold standard of all MILF songs, made even better by its awesome music video, which perfectly sums up what it's like to pine for your lame girlfriend's supermodel mom. We've all been there, kid.
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The best part about a bachelor party is that you can have more than one of 'em. Well, Swizz Beatz's second one was on the French island of Corsica. In this clip from Tuesday's "Guy Code," he recounts the tale: speedboat, Billionaires Club, champagne Super Soakers...our weekend of Netflix doesn't seem quite so exciting now.