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Welcome to GUY CODE, the official blog of MTV2's "Guy Code" series and your online destination for all things dude, including—but not limited to—irreverent commentary on sports, hip-hop and ladies. Stay awhile and flex your manhood.

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Vanilla sex is like vanilla ice cream: it'll hold you over, but you'd rather add some crazy ingredients. Problem is, you don't want to make your lady feel self-conscious about getting kinky. First off, never use the phrase "let's spice things up," or else she'll feel like guacamole. Secondly, you've gotta be careful about the size of your lingerie purchases.

As for edible underwear...well, just take Jon Gabrus's word for it in this clip from the next episode of "Guy Code," which airs Tuesday at 11/10c on MTV2.

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You've been watching "Guy Code" for three seasons, and now you can wear it in any season. (See what we did there?) The above shirt is now available at Urban Outfitters! It lets all those Code Breakers know to give you space where it matters most.

"Respect The Buffer Zone" harkens back to the very beginning of "Guy Code," with the below public service announcement about the messy dangers of male-gating at the urinal. Watch the classic video and then kick your wardrobe up a notch:

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During last night's "Guy Code" episode, we asked you to tweet us (and Andrew Schulz) your best "Yo Mama" jokes. Holy crap, you guys know a lot of them. Here's the insults that made us laugh hardest, even if we heard some of them in elementary school...back when Yo Mama had just celebrated her 90th birthday.

1. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.

2.  We're Guessing She Doesn't Own A Wii U

3. You'll Need Holy Water For That Burn

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On this week's new "Guy Code," Andrew Schulz shows us how he claims his woman with over-the-top PDA. He just grabs her and tongues her down!

In addition to sucking face in public, the show also discusses your mom, dealing with friends and being scared. Overall, there's a lot of info. Even if you've already seen it, you should really watch the episode again, but here are some illustrations and GIFs from last night to help you along.

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Tonight's "Guy Code" taught you how to deal with pain-in-the-ass friends, how to conquer fear and even how to treat your mom. But as always, there's more to learn!

In these clips from the "Cutting Room Floor," you'll get the Code to impressing your girlfriend's gal pals, humiliating a buddy engaged in PDA and screaming in terror like a man... well, screaming in terror hilariously like Donnell Rawlings, anyway.

MORE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR

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Sometimes a friend invites you to hang out, which sounds awesome, but when you show up--expecting a crazy night--he's brought his girlfriend along...and now you've gotta be on your best behavior. Nobody enjoys third wheel status, but it happens to all of us.

Fortunately, in this clip from tonight's "Guy Code," Dan Soder's got some advice on how to handle the awkward situation--and get out of it ASAP for some actual fun.

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Actually, that headline should just read "Andrew Schulz Goes Skydiving," 'cause Damien Lemon's fear of heights got the best of him. We brought you the sneak peek earlier, and here's the whole chronicle of Schulz putting his life in another man's hands...and between another man's legs. (Is Damien jealous? Hell, no! "This guy's a goddamn fool.")

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It's OK to have an irrational fear, as long as you try to conquer it. For example, if you're scared of bees, go to an apiary. (It's a honey farm, not an ape farm.) Or if you're scared of heights, jump out of a plane 13,000 feet up and pray that your parachute opens.

That's exactly what altitude-phobic Andrew Schulz and Damien Lemon do on tonight's episode of "Guy Code." Watch the preview clip below, then tune in for the full episode at 11/10c on MTV2 to see whether they stick the landing.

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If you guys are ready for some next-level s**t, this week's "Guy Code" is going to deliver. Dealing with your girlfriend's friends can be a very tricky venture. Most guys just try to be polite and keep their heads down, which is smart, but also very basic.

You can use your time with her friends to improve your relationship. All you have to do is ask her friends questions that are also indirect compliments to your girlfriend. Questions like, "How great is she?" For more on this deceptively genius strategy, take a look at this sneak peek video from Tuesday night's new show, which airs at 11/10c on MTV2.

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The best part about a bachelor party is that you can have more than one of 'em. Well, Swizz Beatz's second one was on the French island of Corsica. In this clip from Tuesday's "Guy Code," he recounts the tale: speedboat, Billionaires Club, champagne Super Soakers...our weekend of Netflix doesn't seem quite so exciting now.

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Cee Lo Green's Good-Ass Night

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Mac Miller Loves A 'Good Ass Night' With Board Games


The Game's Good Ass Night

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Pusha T's Jamaica-Style 'Good Ass Night'

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