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Does it count as "morning sex" when you do it right after an evening nap? Joe Budden says it does, which is great because who doesn't love morning sex? Now you can do it twice in day, as long as you take a nap. But guess what is even better than morning sex in the late afternoon? Morning sex in the late afternoon with twins!
Budden really knows how to start off a Good Ass Night and it only gets better from there. The Slaughterhouse member doesn't stop with only one set of twins and keeps the party going until it's time for even more morning sex, this time in a group.
+ Watch the season finale of "Guy Code" tomorrow at 11/10c on MTV2
The season finale of "Guy Code" is almost here. We hate to see it go away for awhile, but that's only because we love it so much. What is love though?
That's the question the gang tries to answer next week. Is it love when you still want to talk to a girl after sex? Is it when you want to make babies together? Or maybe it's just when you feel as passionately about her as you do about "Guy Code" itself?
Whatever the answer, play the clip below and then watch the full episode Tuesday at 11/10c on MTV2.
You could spend Saturday night listening to electronic dance music at some overcrowded club that costs half your paycheck to enter...but we're gonna spend it watching Melanie Iglesias from "Guy Code" host the EDM special "Clubland" at 10/9c on MTV2.
Tonight's "Guy Code" discussed moving back in with your family, but Chris Distefano never left. Why would he? His mom's awesome--does his laundry, cooks him chicken cutlets...yeah, it's tough to bring girls back to his twin bed when "my mom is literally centimeters away," but are they going to do his laundry and cook him chicken cutlets?
If you have a steady girlfriend, inviting her to prom is easy, but if you're single, inviting a girl is scary as hell. The risk of rejection is so high--she can only choose one guy from the whole school, and you're asking to be him.
Fortunately, "Guy Code" is here to give you some tips on what to say and when to say it. Play the clip below, and then watch the full episode tonight at 11/10c on MTV2.
#AskGuyCode tonight on Twitter from 10:30-10:55 EST. It's your chance to ask Chris Distefano about which antiperspirant brand is the most dependable. But really, ask him about the new "Guy Code" episode topics: Prom, Taking A Break, Going to the Game and Moving Back In...especially Moving Back In, 'cause tonight he admits to living with his mom, who still does his laundry. (Those pit stains must take a few washes.)
+ Watch the new "Guy Code" tonight at 11p/10c on MTV2
Watching sports on TV just isn't the same as being in the stadium. First off, the players look waaay larger in person. Secondly, you can heckle 'em if you don't like 'em.
In this advance clip, the "Guy Code" cast teaches you how to mess with the other team's heads. Study these techniques for the next time you sneak down to the good seats, and then watch the full episode Tuesday at 11/10c on MTV2.