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'Unleash Your Manhood': Best Quotes From The Guy Code Book

Posted 4/8/13 5:55 pm EST by in MTV2, The Show

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The third season of "Guy Code" is over, but you've still got questions about manscaping, fighting, sexting, the Friend Zone and other topics that impact every guy's life? Relax, we've got your back. The e-book "Guy Code: Unleash Your Manhood" from MTV Books contains all the advice to keep you out of trouble...and in the bedroom.

You can read a PDF sample chapter, and download the whole thing for iPad, iPhone, Kindle and Nook. (The iPad version is enhanced with interactive quizzes to chart your progress, over 20 videos with the "Guy Code" cast and other multimedia content.)

Every day this week, we'll release a new meme with an #UnleashYourManhood quote like the one below. Because the Code isn't just an awesome TV show--it's ancient knowledge, the kind that belongs on stone tablets. Just like it belongs on your tablet.

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5 Likeliest Nominees To Use The MTV Movie Award As A Phallus

Posted 4/8/13 3:00 pm EST by in Celebs, Funny, Movies, MTV2

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It's a classic move for guys: You take an object, any object--a cucumber, a two-liter soda bottle, a misshapen gourd--and hold it to your crotch, as if to say, "Check it out, it's my dick," and your friends laugh, even though it's been done hundreds of times before.

It never gets old. Want proof? At last year's MTV Movie Awards, Joe Manganiello held the Golden Popcorn up to his package near a swooning Elizabeth Banks. It was a bold move, but well-received. Who will have the guts and charm to pull it off this year? Here are five trophy-humping hopefuls.

1. Ted

If you thought it was creepy watching Seth MacFarlane's Ted at the Oscars, you're totally unprepared to watch him act out the first Golden Popcorn golden shower. After the "dirty Fozzie," he's unstoppable.

2. Taylor Lautner

Nominated for Best Shirtless Performance, Lautner continues to be a "Twilight" sex symbol. But maybe he's ready to make the jump from teen heartthrob to Hollywood bad boy. What better way to do it than by wearing the award as a codpiece, skeeving out his entire teenage girl fan base who'll think he's "soooo immature"?

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The Best Explosions From MTV Movie Award Nominees [GIFs]

Posted 4/8/13 1:00 pm EST by in GIFs, Movies, MTV2

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Film explosions rarely get the respect they deserve. Cine-snobs say they're trifling and extravagant, included only to appeal to those Neanderthals who giggle when they see things go boom. Well, we are those Neanderthals! And we can't wait for Sunday's MTV Movie Awards, because there are a bunch of excellent movies nominated across the 13 categories, some of which include 2012's best on-screen explosions.

Since big balls of fire don't yet warrant their own category on the show, we've taken it upon ourselves to assemble this list of nominees in GIF form. As Beavis would say, "Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!"

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The Best Animated GIFs From 'Guy Code' Season Three

Posted 4/3/13 2:30 pm EST by in Art, GIFs, MTV2, The Show

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While the cast-members in "Guy Code" season three gave us the most memorable lines from this series yet, the animators brought their game to a whole new level as well. Every week we were delighted to see many of the illustrations work as hilarious GIFs on their own, without voice-over. And our fans seem to agree since the GIF and illustration recaps are some of the most visited blog posts every week. Since we couldn't decide on which were our favorites, we turned to the "Guy Code" animators themselves and these are the 11 examples they picked.

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13 Best Quotes From 'Guy Code' Season Three

Posted 4/3/13 12:30 pm EST by in Funny, MTV2, The Show

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This season of "Guy Code" had too many classic moments to count, let alone whittle down to a handful of favorites. We asked the show's producers to try anyway...and they somehow got it down to, like, 45. After a long night spent debating the merits of each, we finally arrived at this list. Here are the Season Three lines that will live on in the history books...or, at least, on Twitter.

13. Jermaine Fowler On Getting Fat

"The only difference between fat black guys and fat white guys is that fat white dudes sing opera and fat black dudes sing R&B."

12. Kevin Barnett On Religion

"Change religions for a girl? That's crazy. Can you imagine what your boys would say? 'Kevin's so whipped, he's Jewish!'"

11. Chris Distefano On Being Stoned

"You can't tell me Plato and Socrates weren't stoned. They used to sit in a toga with their balls hanging out, claiming that they knew life's secrets. They were so stoned, it was unbelievable."

10. Jordan Carlos On Apologizing

"It takes only two words to apologize to a man and they're not, 'I'm sorry.' It's, 'We good?"

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Funny GIFs & Illustrations From 'Guy Code' Season 3 Finale

Posted 4/3/13 11:30 am EST by in GIFs, MTV2, The Show

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The season three finale "Guy Code" was a big one! Not only did we get the bookends to "Hot Girl On A Bicycle" with "Hot Girl Shooting Hoops" and "Hot Girl Walking Her Dog," plus a break-in from the "Girl Code" cast talking about penises, we also learned all about dads, being embarrassed, falling in love and guys' night out. Good thing they jammed so much into this episode since it's the last one we'll get for awhile! I know, we're sad too. However, you can relive last night's episode by clicking here, plus here are the funniest illustrations and GIFs  to help you along.

And remember to keep checking the Guy Code Blog every day for new content. We'll keep you entertained and informed until the next season returns.

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Bonus Footage: Dads, Love, Embarrassment & Guys' Night Out

Posted 4/2/13 11:30 pm EST by in MTV2, The Show, Video

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All good things come to an end, and this season of "Guy Code" was pretty damn great. If you don't know what to do with yourself now that it's over, rest easy, 'cause we've got some clips from the "Cutting Room Floor."

Savor these extra morsels about the only thing you can teach your dad, how to downplay a guys' night out when your lady asks questions, and April Rose's #1 rule for saying "I love you." Parting might be such sweet sorrow, but Guy Code is with you always.

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Jon Gabrus' Pro Tip: Convincing Her To Try New Stuff In Bed [VIDEO]

Posted 4/2/13 11:25 pm EST by in MTV2, Relationships, The Show, Video

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The upside of monogamy is sex (pretty much) whenever you want it. The downside is that sex can get repetitive after awhile. But if you want to talk your girl into trying something weird, you've gotta get creative in bed...like, while you're still in pajamas, not actually naked, as Jon Gabrus explains in this clip from the season finale of "Guy Code." You'll never look at Wonder Woman the same way again.

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Melanie Iglesias In 'Hot Girl Shooting Hoops' [VIDEO]

Posted 4/2/13 11:20 pm EST by in MTV2, The Show, Video

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After tonight's "Guy Code" season finale, you'll have to wait awhile for new episodes. But to hold you over, here's the full clip of Melanie Iglesias playing basketball in slow-mo. (It's a bookend companion piece to April Rose's "Hot Girl On A Bike, Not Wearing A Bra.") Yeah, she might never compete in a WNBA game, but you'd rather watch this anyway.

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Melanie Iglesias Plays Basketball [Sneak Peek GIF]

Posted 4/2/13 6:00 pm EST by in GIFs, Ladies, MTV2, The Show

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Think back to the beginning of "Guy Code" season three. We brought you April Rose in "Hot Girl On A Bicycle." That was a great day, wasn't it? Well, tonight's season finale brings you the companion pieces for that glorious video.

As you can see above, the first showcases the lovely Melanie Iglesias playing basketball in slow-motion. This is way better than watching LeBron James mess around and get a triple-double. Plus, the "Hot Girl Shooting Hoops" isn't the only video tonight that'll make your girlfriend jealous. There is a second that's top secret.

Your lady can take comfort though in knowing she gets to see a sneak peek of the all-new "Girl Code" series if she tunes in as well at 11/10c on MTV2.

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