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Think back to the beginning of "Guy Code" season three. We brought you April Rose in "Hot Girl On A Bicycle." That was a great day, wasn't it? Well, tonight's season finale brings you the companion pieces for that glorious video.
As you can see above, the first showcases the lovely Melanie Iglesias playing basketball in slow-motion. This is way better than watching LeBron James mess around and get a triple-double. Plus, the "Hot Girl Shooting Hoops" isn't the only video tonight that'll make your girlfriend jealous. There is a second that's top secret.
Your lady can take comfort though in knowing she gets to see a sneak peek of the all-new "Girl Code" series if she tunes in as well at 11/10c on MTV2.
Over the weekend "Guy Code" hit a pretty incredible milestone: 100,000 Twitter followers. Not to get all emotional, but we're honored that we mean so much to so many. And so is Melanie Iglesias, who recorded a quick video to thank y'all...and to mark another milestone: Tonight's "Guy Code" season finale at 11/10c on MTV2.
When you're a kid, your dad is the coolest guy in the world. When you're a teenager, he's a cruel power-hungry dictator. And when you're an adult, he's you whenever you look in the mirror.
On tonight's season finale of "Guy Code," the cast reflects on the most important guy in your life: the one whose balls you swam out of. Play the clip below and then watch the full episode at 11/10c on MTV2.
Does it count as "morning sex" when you do it right after an evening nap? Joe Budden says it does, which is great because who doesn't love morning sex? Now you can do it twice in day, as long as you take a nap. But guess what is even better than morning sex in the late afternoon? Morning sex in the late afternoon with twins!
Budden really knows how to start off a Good Ass Night and it only gets better from there. The Slaughterhouse member doesn't stop with only one set of twins and keeps the party going until it's time for even more morning sex, this time in a group.
+ Watch the season finale of "Guy Code" tomorrow at 11/10c on MTV2
The season finale of "Guy Code" is almost here. We hate to see it go away for awhile, but that's only because we love it so much. What is love though?
That's the question the gang tries to answer next week. Is it love when you still want to talk to a girl after sex? Is it when you want to make babies together? Or maybe it's just when you feel as passionately about her as you do about "Guy Code" itself?
Whatever the answer, play the clip below and then watch the full episode Tuesday at 11/10c on MTV2.
You could spend Saturday night listening to electronic dance music at some overcrowded club that costs half your paycheck to enter...but we're gonna spend it watching Melanie Iglesias from "Guy Code" host the EDM special "Clubland" at 10/9c on MTV2.
Tonight's "Guy Code" discussed moving back in with your family, but Chris Distefano never left. Why would he? His mom's awesome--does his laundry, cooks him chicken cutlets...yeah, it's tough to bring girls back to his twin bed when "my mom is literally centimeters away," but are they going to do his laundry and cook him chicken cutlets?