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It's April Fools' Day, so we feel compelled to honor the Crown Prince of Pranks, Bill Murray. He's part actor, part comedian and part mythological creature who appears in the strangest places, doing the greatest things.

1. Bill Murray Rolls Up On The Club, RZA And GZA In Tow

He showed up at the Austin bar Shangri-La during the SXSW festival with a quarter of the Wu-Tang Clan. And then volunteered his bartender services, only serving shots of tequila, regardless of what anyone actually ordered. Let's be real though: If you're lucky enough to have Bill Murray pour you a drink, you just drink it and don't ask questions.

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Like the tuxedo, the leather jacket never goes out of style. It can be dressed up with tortoise shell frames or down with a bloody undershirt. It's been famously worn by musicians, athletes, cowboys, young soldiers in love, Arctic explorers, Newsies, bookies, hit men, stunt men, Indiana Jones, James Dean, Luke Perry, mobsters, evil masterminds, literary misfits, brawlers with hairy knuckles, fat cats with cigars, the Planet Hollywood crew, Wu-Tang, Vegas snakes and various Tarantino lowlifes.

In its honor, here's five leather jackets from pop-culture to dust off and wear tomorrow.

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Normally, having a job blows...but if you're a blogger assigned to interview porn star James Deen, then your workday's pretty fascinating. (What? You thought we were setting up a joke with "job" and "blows"? Nah.)

Here's the craziest stuff we discovered on the set of Deen's new movie "Saving Humanity," which also stars the smoking hotties Andy San Dimas, Celeste Star, Riley Reid and Sativa Verte.

1. They Have A Script

A pizza delivery guy might not have much dialogue, but feature-length adult films require scripts that can exceed 100 pages. The producers often release a hardcore version of the film and an R-rated version for those twisted guys who get off on plot points.

2. Fluffers Don't Exist

Apparently this career field is an urban legend. (No, it's not a victim of the U.S. economy--it never existed.) If the male stars have a performance issue, they just pop Viagra or similar drugs.

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There's no denying that "GoodFellas" is one of the best gangster movies ever made. It's got Scorsese, it's got De Niro, it's got Liotta, it's got Pesci...unfortunately, it hasn't got Donnell Rawlings from "Guy Code." Until now, sort of.

In "Hood Fellas," Donnell steps into Pesci's Oscar-winning role, dropping the legendary question, "Do I amuse you?" Yeah, actually, you do. Here's the NSFW video:

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Guys don't typically look forward to Hollywood awards ceremonies, but that's because none are as awesome as the 2013 MTV Movie Awards, airing live April 14 at 9/8C. For a taste of the hilarity to come--including Will Ferrell receiving the first-ever Comedic Genius Award--here's Golden Popcorn nominee Channing Tatum getting to second (third?) base with host Rebel Wilson. To save his life. Yeah, it's even better than it sounds.

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Vampires and werewolves used to be awesome killer monsters, until a certain movie franchise made them into sensitive romantic leading men. And then "Warm Bodies" made a zombie into one. Hollywood will surely continue the trend with other supernatural creatures, but it'd be an impossible task for these ones:

The Fly

At the risk of coming off as vain, looks do count for something, and half-man, half-bug is not a good look on pretty much anyone. Having your DNA mutated with that of a fly is a look so bad that even Jeff Goldblum himself can't pull it off.

Minotaur

The minotaur is up there with Medusa, ranking among mythology's greatest 'butterfaces.' From the neck down, minotaurs are generally imagined to look like UFC fighters who crush cars with their bare hands to kill time between fights. From the neck up, though--big, angry cow head. That's generally listed as a turn-off.

Sasquatch

Not only are the creatures famously withdrawn and shy around humans, a fact that doesn't lead itself to erotica, but many reports also indicate that their hygiene leaves quite a lot to be desired.

MORE: "7 Supernatural Creatures We Hope Never Get Sexy Hollywood Versions"

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James Deen comes off as a typical twenty-something dude working in the film industry, the kind you meet all the time in L.A. Except most of 'em aren't world-famous porn stars. As he aptly describes in his Twitter bio, "my name is james i am a simple guy who likes to eat sleep and watch tv... oh ya i also bang chicks for a living."

He's known as ladies' favorite adult actor, but he's breaking into mainstream Hollywood with "The Canyons," in which he stars alongside Lindsay Lohan. (It's a disturbing thriller that's way less disturbing than his "Simpsons" and "Toy Story" XXX parodies.)

We hung out with Deen on the set of his latest porno to discuss his career and future, including a potential role in the film adaptation of "50 Shades Of Grey."

When did you first realize you wanted to be a porn star?

I knew I wanted to be in porno since kindergarten... I mean, really I don't have the exact time frame--just as long as I can remember, I wanted to do adult films.

What's a common misconception people have about you or the adult industry?

I am not a prostitute! I get tons of emails from guys wanting to pay me to have sex with their wife or their girlfriend, which is actually something I'd probably do for free, but I'm not a whore.
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We love movies, old-school Nintendo games and GIFs, so we could spend all day clicking through this hypnotic gallery of famous film scenes (from "Taxi Driver," "Pulp Fiction," "Ghostbusters" and more) imagined as 8-bit NES adventures.

Actually, we demand more. These should either be full-length animated movies or playable video games. Come on, internet, you can't tease us like this. Get crackin'.

MORE: "13 Classic Films in 8-Bit GIF Form"

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Gun policy is a controversial issue in American politics, but--whatever your views--we can all agree that the world would be a safer place if everybody flashed thumbs up instead of semiautomatics. A safer place with really boring films.

Check out these Photoshopped movie posters for an alternate cinematic universe of positive good vibes. (You've never seen Tony Montana from "Scarface" express such can-do spirit, despite the blood all over him. Be careful with those thumbs.)

MORE: "Replacing Guns In Movies With Thumbs Up"

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Spring break is only weeks away, and "Disney Channel Starlets Gone Wild" "Spring Breakers," starring Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, is here to help you prep. This movie isn't the romantic comedy you'd expect your younger sister to watch. It's violent and gritty and shows these actresses with formerly innocent reputations running around half-naked, robbing restaurants and plotting murders. You know, the stuff spring break dreams are made of: Sex, booze, money and bikinis.

Also featuring James Franco and Gucci Mane, the film hits theaters at the end of March, and we've already picked up some spring break lessons. Check 'em out and watch the trailer after the cut.

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