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The residents of West Virginia have always remained true to their state's motto: Montani Semper Libri, or for those few West Virginias who don't speak Latin, Mountaineers Always Free. Whether it's Jesco White, Randy Moss or Mary Lou Retton, West Virginia has produced some of the most talented and most extraordinary citizens in the United States. Last night, MTV premiered it's new show "BUCKWILD," which features some of West Virginia's finest. In case you need a few more doses of pure West Virginia to satisfy you until the next episode, here are a few videos featuring some other proud residents of West Virginia.

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2012 has been another solid year for viral videos. From Kate Upton doing "Cat Daddy" to DMX singing "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" and backwoods boat crashes to bus driver uppercuts, this year has given us a wide range of Internet stupidity and awesomeness--and it's tough to determine which side of the spectrum we enjoy more. Psy must have spent thousands to produce his awesome "Gangnam Style" video, but is it really a better viral video than "Frog Sitting Like Human?" Millions of people have enjoyed the crap out of both.

Selecting a year-end list of the best viral videos is a tricky task. What criteria do you use: funniest? most views? biggest cultural impact? Since we don't have the answer, we polled the Guy Code staff and cast for their favorites. The 12 videos that came up most often are below. Take a look and vote for your favorite viral video of 2012 below.

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Kate Upton - Cat Daddy


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That's veteran actor and comedian David Koechner pointing to his bald dome. Because he's damn proud of it...as well as the remaning circle of hair surrounding his head's summit that other baldies shave (Matt Hasselbeck) and some cover with a hat (Ron Howard).

Along with SNL's Abby Elliott and actor/comedian Owen Benjamin, Koechner just wrapped up a six-city romp with AXE Hair's "Splitting Hairs Comedy Tour." Among other topics, the trio discussed hair (surprise!) and Koechner's lack thereof. He doesn't lament his bareheadedness, though. Koechner celebrates it. It's actually cool to be bald now, maybe the universe's way of balancing the unrestrained hairstyles of the '70s and '80s. Or maybe most people realized they looked ridiculous. Whatever the case, bald is back.

Koechner is uniquely qualified as a funny bald man to break down the best follicly-challenged dudes of 2012, so we asked him to comment on the top 12 as selected by Guy Code Blog. Koechner's genius follows.

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Charles Barkley


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Koechner: "Chuck has demonstrated Hall of Fame baldness for being and athlete and entertainer. He has a natural confidence which emanates from his hairline."

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2012 continued the era of the meme. With the endless stream of catch phrases and hilarity coming from the hip-hop industry, how can you not create some awesome memes? From Canibus' notebook to anything Rick Ross-related, we had a few hearty laughs at the expense of your favorite rap artists. The meme above just might be the best rap meme of the year but down below we select some of our other favorites.

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If you've walked outside lately, you're aware that America is facing an obesity epidemic. (And we're facing it because nobody walks outside anymore.) This is cause for concern... and celebration!

Even though fat guys cost the rest of us approximately $150 billion in annual health care expenses, it's a small price to pay for these heroes of heaviness...

12. Whale Men Can't Jump


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During halftime at a Hawks-Celtics game back in May, this portly gentlemen attempted to slam dunk. He even had a trampoline to help with the launch... but alas, it wasn't enough. Perhaps if he joins Charles Barkley in Weight Watchers...

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They're funny, cunning, punny, earnest, harsh, graphic, blunt, suggestive and some may constitute sexual harassment. They're the best sports signs of 2012! This wild year in professional sports included Linsanity, the Olympics and even a Baltimore Orioles playoffs appearance. As always, a few female fans propositioned athletes with their signage. Just like we did last year, and the year before that, we've collected the best of the best and here they are in no particular order:


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Poor Kevin Kolb has been sacked 22 times in the past three games thanks to terrible offensive line play. Kolb won't sit dejectedly on the field anytime soon though, because he suffered a sprained sternoclavicular joint, detached rib and a shoulder injury after getting tackled during a broken play late in the Cardinals overtime loss to the Bills this past Sunday. NFL quarterbacks have a funny way of expressing their grief after getting sacked or knocked down, often by just ... sitting there. Scroll down to see them mourn bad plays.

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Guy Code Presents "Oof," a new sketch comedy web series from the makers of "How To End A Date In 30 Seconds Or Less" that explores horrible outcomes to everyday situations. In the second episode, our pal Lindsay Ames is riding the bus, minding her own business when she gets a disturbing phone call. Her mother has been kidnapped? What the crap! She runs off the bus to confront the kidnapper and is even more shocked by what she discovers.

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On last night's Season 2 finale, "Guy Code" dissected the topics of flirting, gambling, pets and revenge. The cast had plenty of great advice and funny quotes about all of it, but they especially had a lot to say about flirting and gambling. Julian McCullough has been addicted to everything at one time or another, but he says gambling will screw your life up the quickest. Everyone knows gambling is a disease, but when you think about it, flirting is the same way. Plenty of people, male and female, cannot stop themselves from flirting, even when they're in a committed relationship. Flirting can mess things up in a big way. The show's producers gathered the extra flirting and gambling gems off the Cutting Room Floor and gave us this awesome bonus video.

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On last night's episode, "Guy Code" dissected the topics of meeting your girlfriend's parents, going bald, being single and hating. The cast had plenty of great advice and funny quotes about all of it, but they especially had a lot to say about your lady's parents. There are a lot of things to keep in mind when dealing with your potential future in-laws. For example, what do you do if her mom tries to befriend you on Facebook? You look like a jerk if you don't accept, but you also don't want her seeing your status updates about how hammered you are on Friday night. The show's producers gathered all these gems off the Cutting Room Floor, plus a couple of snippets on balding, and gave us two minutes of great bonus footage.

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