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You've found a girl who likes all of the same music that you do. So, you should buy her concert tickets, right? Not quite. That favorite rapper of yours might be more than a voice on the radio for her. Here are some clues to tell if your squeeze is looking to get smushed by her favorite artist.
1. You're Not Invited To The Show
What do you mean she'd prefer it if you didn't join her at the A$AP Rocky show? It's not like he's Lorde and better celebrated in the presence of her female friends. No, you're uninvited so she can wait by the stage door to earn a dollar sign in her name.
2. Her Halloween Costume Is Kat Stacks
You dress up like Spider-Man or Batman on Halloween because they're your heroes. If your girlfriend dresses up like the most infamous hip-hop groupie, you know who's her hero. No way.
3. She Has A Tramp Stamp Of The Artist's Name
Yeah, that tattoo is not on the small of her back merely in Kendrick Lamar's honor. It's strategically placed there so that he'll one day see it.
You may have watched "Bellator MMA" on MTV2 a couple years ago and you should be watching it now on Spike every Friday night. It features amazing fights and the even more amazing ring girls, Mercedes Terrell and Jade Bryce. They're a sight for sore eyes, especially the sore eyes of male competitors who just got dropkicked in the face.
Well, they're looking for a new ring girl to join them, which inspired a hide-and-seek photo shoot in a bunch of lingerie. What? Isn't that how all job searches are conducted? Admire their innovative H.R. efforts and then vote for the winning applicant by clicking below:
All in all, they raised $2,080 for charity (here's proof for skeptics), and they're donating another $100 for each 1,000 views the video receives; it's currently approaching a million. We salute these bosom benefactors, and we second this YouTube comment: "Seeing as men can get testicular cancer, could someone go around massaging our balls?"
Palmer is only averaging 12.74 fantasy points per game, which is horrible until you remember the QB carousel of crap the Cardinals had starting for them last year. Fantasy owners may not be big fan of him, but his wife Shaelyn is. She's easily an 8.5, and I'll predict Carson will continue to struggle against the stingy Seattle defense, earning him an 11.5 for a couple total of 20.0.
Big Ben came up short in the shadow of losing to the Vikings, but redeemed himself with the Steelers' first win against the Jets. Roethlisberger is maintaining a respectable 16.24 fantasy average this year, and I predict he'll exceed that this week at home against the Ravens with an 18-point performance. His wife, Ashley Harlan, is a Pennsylvania native and classic hometown hottie at 9.5 for a combined total of 27.5.
We sent our photographer to the New York Comic Con this weekend with the awesome task of shooting portraits of the sexiest cosplayers he could find. He and his assistants cherry-picked the most amazing cosplay ladies who walked through the doors. For the last few days we've been promising the full collection of photos, giving you only teasers with Part 1 and Part 2. Well, the moment you've been waiting for is upon us. Click the below link for all our great photos of cosplay ladies.
We sent our photographer, Colin, to the 2013 New York Comic Con this weekend with the awesome task of shooting portraits of the sexiest cosplayers he could find. It's a brutal job, but someone needed to do it. While we were running around the entire place shooting videos with Pete Davidson, Colin and his assistants cherry-picked the most amazing cosplay ladies who walked through the doors.
Soon we'll publish the entire photo gallery, but we wanted to share seven more of our favorite photos so far. For the first five photos we posted yesterday, click here for Part 1.
We've had a great time at 2013 New York Comic Con, goofing around with the cosplayers. Thinking that it'd look ridiculous amongst the professional-level costumes, we brought a cheap banana costume for Pete Davidson to wear. To our surprise, we saw two other dudes dressed as bananas -- including the zombie banana above, who turned out to be an amazing dancer.
One of our favorite ladies there, the girl dressed as "Rogue/Playboy Bunny" posed butt-first any time someone wanted a photo. That's what really makes Comic Con great. Where else do women you don't know encourage you to stare at and photograph their butts in public?
Enjoy the rest of our favorite GIFs so far from New York Comic Con below: