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Sex sells. Your early 2011 reminder of that are these photos of "Gossip Girl"'s Jessica Szohr posing in a "skinsuit" in a San Jose concrete jungle and an actual jungle in Costa Rica. We didn't catch the first SoBe skinsuit offering, which seems to be a page off Sports Illustrated's painted-on bikinis, so it's good to be onboard this time. There's some nice graffiti art by Gualichoin, too, in the concrete version--a big shout-out to the trees in the real jungle.

The takeaway here is, if you're going to wear a lizard skinsuit in any kind of jungle, you probably should hydrate with SoBe. Why don't you look at the rest of the gallery, then decide.

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LADIES That's number 18 and number 15 above. [Bleacher Report]
You'll want to see all 100 of them. Trust us.

BANGERS Buff1 feat. David Dallas "Eyes On Success" [XXL Mag]
Making ends meet.

VEGAS Ryan Sheckler turns 21 at the Palms Playboy Club [GrindTV]
You've gotta be good to get a birthday tribute from Snoop Dogg.

BEST OF 2010: the year of the meme [Film Drunk]
Prancing Cera and Strutting Leo, together until the end of time.

HARD-CORE HAPPY FEET Heavy-metal penguin [Videogum]
With a built-in tuxedo, this bird is always ready to put on a show.

LITERATURE 8 great quotes from Snooki's book [BuzzFeed]
It took 85 years to get from "The Great Gatsby" to "A Shore Thing."

LOST Hurley's numbers fetch $150 each for over 9,000 MegaMillions players [Daily What]
Stay tuned for the story about more than 9,000 cursed checks.

LAFFS James Van Der Beek takes care of all your emotional needs [Funny or Die]
The perfect way to express uneasiness caused by your friend's awkward blog entry.

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Take Your Daughter To Work Day has never looked so good. Christina Milian, 29-year-old singer/actress/generally hot Cuban American, covers this February's Latina magazine where she discusses life as a busy, single mother.

"Being a mom comes first," Christina says. "So, fortunately for me, I'm in the entertainment business where people understand having a baby around, bringing your kid...I'm confident enough to have my baby with me anywhere."

Yes, anywhere--including a photo shoot where Christina shows off a whole lot of cleavage. Check out some more photos from the shoot below and just hope the baby doesn't know what "MILF" means.

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Ever wonder what Darth Vader, Admiral Ackbar or Boba Fett would look like if they were 1950s-style pinups? If so, you're totally weird! But you're also in luck, because as you can see above, some other weirdo has made your dream a reality.

Check out more pinups over at The Swedish Bed. And don't worry, it's not a trap.

Via Buzzfeed

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While we have a difficult time accepting that there won't always be a demand for Kim Kardashian to unbutton her shirt, it's an unmistakable fact. All beauty and fame fades and Kim knows it.

"I'd be foolish not to take some of these opportunities that are coming my way," Kim tells Glamour in its February issue. "We all know this can go away at any moment."

That's a thought that's crossed our minds too. One of these days Kim will no longer be in demand to film reality shows, record albums or reveal the better part of her buxom figure in magazine spreads. It's a distressing thought. So as long as opportunities to post photos like these come our way, we vow to take advantage of them. Enjoy Kim while you can.

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LADIES Jessica Stam (pictured) checks in at No. 13 [Complex]
That's one big chair.

BANGERS Kanye West ft. Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, Bon Iver "Monster" [XXL Mag]
It's a mini horror movie with a double dose of Nikki.

MASH-UP DJ Earworm drops "United State of Pop" -- top 25 songs of 2010 [BroBible]
This could make for a pretty outrageous version of "power hour."

SLOPES My Five: Freeski Crew 2 answer the same five questions [Alli Action]
Verdict: Mike Wilson is nuts.

ONE MINUTE 2010 in 60 seconds [MTV News]
We want Jim Cantiello's one minute take on everything.

BAD SEX ED Adventures in sex miseducation [Smoking Jacket]
Do not follow these instructions.

E-BAY Dane Cook signature devalues Tom Brady jersey by 75% [Daily What]
The real joke is on the guy who asked for the signature in the first place.

Photo: Complex

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Love stinks sometimes, but that doesn't stop anyone from trying to find it. Relationships are no easier in Hollywood, with its big egos, cross-country schedules and TMZ, than in the real world. It was an up and down year for celebrity relationships, with former "Newlyweds" Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey both getting engaged again, and what seemed like a stalwart couple, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds, calling it quits.

The good news is, there's some mighty fine women back on the market, although some of the upper-echelon hotties like Reese Witherspoon, who just got engaged, are no longer available. So for those of you with the mojo to pull it off, and the rest of you who are probably just curious, check out 11 ladies who went on the market in 2010 and 11 ladies who came off.

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Like just about every rapper before her, Nicki Minaj is ready to throw her wig into the acting ring. The big-bootied Barbie told King Magazine that it's time for her to start making movies. "I'd like to play someone in a Tim Burton movie, where I get dressed up and painted and crazy," she said. That makes sense, since she gets dressed up and painted and crazy on stage every night. But we're more interested in seeing her in her other ideal type of role. "I want to be able to do some action stuff, like Angelina Jolie," she also said. We could totally see Nicki chasing villains with a machine gun or running away from dirty CIA agents or sprinting through the jungle. Bascially, as long as it involves Nicki running, we're on board.

Check out some pics from her King photo shoot below.

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And what is it that Lindsay does best? Pose seductively in dimly lit rooms among odd statutes of monkeys, chairs and words scrawled all over the walls, of course. LiLo recently got a pass from the Betty Ford Center to work on a one-day photo shoot, and these lovely images might be the result. We consider any photographs of this kind--as opposed to those of Lindsay walking into court--a victory. So today is a big win.

By the way, when you're done examining LiLo, take a look at the background and you'll see the names of Sienna Miller, Sarah Jessica Parker, Chris Brown, Anna Kendrick and other celebrities. It's either a list of the other celebrities photographed by Benn Jae, or some kind of giant celebrity word search. One or the other.

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LADIES Arq Suicide is into intelligent conversation and partying [Suicide Girls]
So, you know, have an intelligent conversation with her at a party.

NAMES Halle Berry to Stacey Dash: 8 actresses rappers love to mention [RapFix]
Find out who's got the most Halle Heads.

INK Under the gun: Tyler Flanagan [Alli Action]
"I'm not new to this, I'm true to this."

HORNS An artist yarn-bombed the Wall Street Bull [Daily What]
Or just call her by her other title, "Guerrilla Knitter."

BEAST Is There a Chupacabra in Kentucky? [Smoking Jacket]
From the badlands of Mexico to...Kentucky?

SNOW HELP 30 snowmen who need an intervention [BuzzFeed]
Worse yet, snowmen are among bars and restaurants' worst tippers.

DRAWN Top 10 online comics of 2010 [MTV Geek]
Add some personalities to your screen.

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