Along with making movies, going to an Ivy League school and being completely gorgeous, Emma Watson is also, apparently, a fashion designer. Not that you really care about that. What you DO care about is this picture of Emma showing off some leg next to a motorcycle in an ad for the ethical fashion she designed clothes for, People Tree. Makes me think of the great Treebeard. Love that guy. Anyway, here's the picture. Enjoy it.
LADIES Jamie Edmondson sports an outfit for every NFL team [Playboy]
Is it possible to be a fan of every single team in the league?
BANGERS Ghostface Killah "2getha Baby" [XXL Mag]
Tony Romo gets a shout out on the lead single from "Apollo Kids."
BRAWLS 10 infamous on-set fights [Next Movie]
Ready for a double dose of David O. Russell?
MEGAMIX Keenan Cahill performs David Guetta's most popular hits [BroBible]
I love this kid's spirit.
ROBOT Why the most expensive Indian film ever was worth every penny [Daily What]
Michael Bay meets Wachowski Brothers meets Christopher Nolan.
MAGIC Actually impressive party tricks [CollegeHumor]
It's really this easy.
INK The 20 worst butt tattoos of all time (NSFW) [BuzzFeed]
VICES The United States of shame [Pleated-Jeans]
This is basically a road map to hell.
It isn't the raciest photo shoot we've seen from Lea, but any day with Lea Michele is a good day. Which is why we're here today. Lea posed for a series of photos in front of a boring off-white backdrop for Entertainment Weekly--wearing a delightful chest-exposing top.
We noticed that she's worn this shirt before, which is cool, because it's an awesome shirt. Notice the shape of the handy cleavage window is shaped like a smiley face. How appropriate.
You know that dumb joke guys are always making about taking yoga classes because there's a hot instructor? Well if Marisa Miller were leading a total body abdominal workout, like the one illustrated in February's Shape Magazine, I would tackle middle-aged women to get into that class. OK, maybe not tackle, but aggressively shove and yell like a teenage girl at a Justin Bieber concert.
I mean, will you just look at her? The former Victoria's Secret Angel, now just a run-of-the-mill supermodel, has absolutely perfect form with those dumbells. Her form in the rest of the workout will astonish you too.
Natalie Portman naked for perfume ad last week, Scarlett Johansson partying alone in champagne ads this week and now the latest gorgeous woman to lend her pretty face and fine body to an advertiser is AnnaLynne McCord wearing nothing but handbags for Marc Ecko. Nice!
I wish it were so, but I've been in enough department stores to know that AnnaLynne's method of rubbing handbags against her naked body is not really how women shop for these things. I've also looked at enough advertisements to know that this is probably just an attempt to use sex appeal to sell stuff. But hey, good for AnnaLynne and good for us. One day of posing with bags for thousands of dollars is a great deal. I don't blame her one bit for cashing in. If a pig ranch offered me $100 to wrestle in slop with some hogs, I'd strip down and jump headfirst into the nearest pile of mud. Where were we? Oh yeah, we were just about to look at the rest of AnnaLynne's photos.
The people of Moët & Chandon, in their infinite wisdom, managed to create not one, not two, not three but four clones of Scarlett Johansson to sell their fine champagne product. Either that or they used some trick photography for the shot above, but I like to think that somewhere Scarlett is hanging out with her four Fembot look-alikes. Scarlett doesn't always drink champagne, mind you, but when she does, she prefers to dress up like Marilyn Monroe and neatly stack hundreds of champagne flutes into 20-foot-tall towers.
I'm done knocking the ad now and will leave you with this: Scarlett Johansson can make anything look desirable or fun. Like, picking up trash on the highway. Or watching "The View" on an endless loop. It doesn't matter--Scarlett can sell it. You win, Moët. You win.
LADIES Smurfasaur is into "Hello Kitty," comics and vintage things [Suicide Girls]
Amazingly, even half-Smurfs/half-dinosaurs like "Hello Kitty."
BANGERS Freeway & Statik Selektah feat. Reek Da Villian "I'm In The Hood" [Nah Right]
Build Ford tough.
WAVES Fans not welcome at this year's Mavericks event [GrindTV]
Nothing personal, though.
TRIPPY 1950s LSD research video [Smoking Jacket]
This is not an outtake from "Pineapple Express."
SLOPES Whistler Blackcomb Ski Resort stunning tilt-shift video [BroBible]
This is really dope, aye.
CAPES Hipster superheroes [CollegeHumor]
Save the world with style.
SPEED Pale guy George Watsky raps really, really quickly [Urlesque]
Micro Machines guy meets Beastie Boys meets Eminem meets Dr. Evil.
TAPES 9 hilarious hidden camera pranks [HuffPo]
Featuring the most delightful flash mob ever.
Photo: Suicide Girls
Minka Kelly, aka the gorgeous chick from "Friday Night Lights," aka Derek Jeter's girl, will be coming to a theater near you soon in a thriller called "The Roommate." Co-starring Leighton Meester, the movie's about an innocent college girl (Kelly) and the deranged roommate (Meester) who tries to hack her up like Dexter.
"The Roommate" doesn't look like anything special (trailer below), but the rest of Minka's well-timed photo shoot for GQ's February issue does. Pitchers and catchers report in about 30 days, Minka reports immediately.
LADIES Olivia Munn was on Letterman the other night [Complex]
Look how much fun she's having.
BANGERS Timbaland ft. Missy "Take Ur Clothes Off" [XXL Mag]
You heard her.
KICKS Chris Cole officially on DC Shoes [Alli Action]
The debut shoe will drop this Fall.
VIXENS New "Sucker Punch" poster revealed [BuzzFeed]
This movie can't come out soon enough.
PIGSKIN Tom Brady and Mark Sanchez discuss their upcoming game [BroBible]
The QBs go face-to-face in this accurate cartoon re-enactment (NSFW language).
BREAKING DAWN Pictures of Edward and Bella having sex [Film Drunk]
Safe for work, probably not safe for superfans.
RED Christina Hendricks posed for Playboy in 1999 [Smoking Jacket]
Everyone really does have to pay their dues.
MASKS 10 superheroes who are not super [GeekoSystem]
They're lowly, average heroes.
LADIES The greatest TwitPic theater ever [Smoking Jacket]
It's time we all sent Twitter a thank-you note.
BANGERS Is 'H.A.M.' A Hit?: Radio dissects Jay-Z and Kanye West's duet [RapFix]
One commenter says "H.A.M." stands for "hot ass mess."
BOARDS Matix in Spain video [Skateboard Mag]
The weather's nice; the tricks are nicer.
G.R.O.S.S. A GorillaMashup: I am Jack's Calvin And Hobbes [GorillaMask]
We always knew Calvin had a dark side.
WTF Tom Hanks' son is a college rapper named Chet Haze [BroBible]
And if this doesn't work, he's already got his porn name.
FAIL World's worst guitar solo [BuzzFeed]
So bad, his bandmates actually slapped him.
WHOA Life-altering cereal box of the day [Daily What]
Flashing lights?! We want a box of Trix IMMEDIATELY.
OVER Rumor alert: Sammi and Ronnie are finished, again [Remote Control]
Also, it will get dark outside tonight.