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5 Scary STD Symptoms That You (Maybe) Didn't Get From STDs

Posted 3/12/13 11:00 am EST by in Funny, Ladies, The Show

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Humans live in constant fear of disease, and there's no disease scarier than an STD. (Well, if your primary concern is getting laid ever again, anyway.) Paranoia is natural, especially 'cause so many STD symptoms overlap with relatively harmless maladies.

When in doubt, get tested...but you might not need to panic.

1. Cold Sores

You sloppily made out with that chick in the corner of a dive bar. Now you've got a bulging red blob on your upper lip. It's HERPES, right? Well, there's a difference between type 1 and type 2. Grab some Orajel--it's not the end of the world.

2. Ingrown Hair

A giant bump on your lip is one thing...but on your junk?! You pray it's a zit, but the Clearasil sure ain't working. You're about to visit the free clinic when you notice a short-and-curly under the skin. Be more careful next time you manicure that lawn.

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Porn Stars Without Makeup: You Will Never Masturbate Again

Posted 3/11/13 6:00 pm EST by in Funny, Ladies

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Remember when you discovered that Santa Claus isn't real? Or that your favorite athlete was pumping himself full of steroids? Well, this is 100,000 times worse. Turns out, the ladies of XXX are more like C-.

An "award winning makeup artist to the stars" (well, porn stars) released dozens of before-and-after photos on Instagram. The transformations are completely shocking. Everything we know is a lie, and ignorance is bliss. Click below for the rest, but abandon all hope ye who enter here...

MORE: "15 Photos of Female Porn Stars Before and After Makeup (SFW)"

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5 Spring Break Tips We Learned From 'Spring Breakers'

Posted 3/8/13 11:00 am EST by in Ladies, Movies

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Spring break is only weeks away, and "Disney Channel Starlets Gone Wild" "Spring Breakers," starring Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, is here to help you prep. This movie isn't the romantic comedy you'd expect your younger sister to watch. It's violent and gritty and shows these actresses with formerly innocent reputations running around half-naked, robbing restaurants and plotting murders. You know, the stuff spring break dreams are made of: Sex, booze, money and bikinis.

Also featuring James Franco and Gucci Mane, the film hits theaters at the end of March, and we've already picked up some spring break lessons. Check 'em out and watch the trailer after the cut.

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Photo Poses That Guys Should Never Do

Posted 3/7/13 6:00 pm EST by in Funny, Ladies, Photos

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Go on Facebook today (as if you haven't already) and take a look at the photos girls are posting. Don't do it in a creepy, stalk-your-ex way, just scan though your news feed.

You'll notice a lot of similar poses, poses that guy don't do, nor should they. Guys are just as guilty as women when it comes to posting similar photos, like shots emphasizing their biceps or nice cars they don't own. However, girls have a staple of seven common poses they all do and men never can, otherwise they look ridiculous--as proven by the photos below.

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Adrianne Palicki On Why You've Gotta Take Care Of Your Skin

Posted 3/6/13 5:55 pm EST by in Interview, Ladies

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If you don't already know Adrianne Palicki from "Friday Night Lights," you'll know her soon from "G.I. Joe: Retaliation," which looks like it's gonna be a couple hours of pure awesome mayhem. Our pals at Guyspeed chatted with her at the launch of AXE Facescore about why dudes have to treat our skin with some damn care:

How important is good grooming for guys?

Guys don't understand how important it is! We are the ones that suffer when you do not groom correctly or do not have smooth skin. I'll say that every character I have played usually ends up kissing at least one guy in the project I'm doing, and if it's "Friday Night Lights" it's every guy [laughs]. I can't tell you how many times I walk away--not only in real life but on the set--and I have rashes and I have breakouts. You're doing this for hours and they just don't take care of their skin. It's painful, we suffer, it's not attractive.

Personally, do you prefer men with or without facial hair?

I actually really like just a little bit. I do like facial hair. It's the boyish thing I'm not so into--it's too clean cut.

MORE: "Adrianne Palicki Talks 'G.I. Joe: Retaliation,' Action Figures and Her 'Wonder Woman' Costume"

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Schulz's Pro Tip: How To Take Off A Bra [Video]

Posted 3/5/13 11:10 pm EST by in Ladies, MTV2, The Show, Video

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You've played it smooth all night: Classy restaurant, the perfect bottle of wine, all the compliments she could want to hear...and then, in the heat of passion, you fumble with that damn hook. We've all been there, and Andrew Schulz has some advice for making sure it never happens again. Check out this clip from tonight's "Guy Code," and then watch the full episode at 11/10C on MTV2.

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5 Things You Learn From Sleeping With Your Friend's Girlfriend

Posted 3/5/13 5:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Relationships, The Show

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Like every serious relationship, every serious friendship will face a test of strength. If you're lucky, it's just helping your pal move, or faking an alibi for him. But some of us have to deal with a more delicate challenge.

A long time ago, one of my best friends got dumped. Turns out, his girlfriend had feelings for me. Even though I didn't want to hurt my friend, let's just say the blood left my brain. Here's what I learned, and what you'll learn too if you ever make the same mistake.

1. The Sex Is Awesome

It's shameful to admit, but knowing that our hookup could be harmful and hurtful only enhanced the experience. There was a huge element of risk involved, which made the physical experience beyond incredible. If you've ever had sex in public, you know what I'm talking about--especially if you've had sex on a roller coaster.

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How To Get With Your Friend's Ex (Without Losing A Friend)

Posted 3/1/13 11:00 am EST by in Ladies, Relationships

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This scenario is probably familiar to most guys: Your boy and his girlfriend break up. You've always been attracted to her. You don't want to hurt his feelings...but hey, she's a free agent now, right?

It's an awkward situation, but it doesn't have to be. Here's a quick cheat sheet to dating a friend's former flame.

1. The Cool-Down Period

If your friend is truly in "new day, next hun" mode right after a breakup--and isn't carrying any emotional baggage from the split--well, what are you waiting for? GO!

Things aren't usually that simple, though. If he got his heart broken, you're gonna look like a real dick if you start dating his ex that week. Or even that month. Keep it in your pants 'til he's had some time to move on.

2. Check If He's OK With It

You don't need his permission to date her, but at least let him know what's up in advance so he doesn't feel like you stabbed him in the back. (That said, friends forbidding friends to date exes out of selfishness is a sucker move, so you might have to tell him to get over it.)

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5 Surprising Facts From A Study Of 10,000 Porn Stars

Posted 2/28/13 11:00 am EST by in Funny, Ladies, Movies

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Most guys watch online porn, but few of us actually study it. That can't be said of British psychological researcher Jon Millward, who just published a study on 10,000 adult film stars. He collected data from the Adult Film Database--basically IMDB for XXX--and found some pretty crazy statistics. Take a look at these factoids and compare them to what you might've observed from your own "research."

1. Average Age Of MILFs: 33

Only 7% were over 40, so don't feel like a freak unless your favorite mature actress has hit the big four-oh.

2. Most Common Names: Nikki, David

"Lee" is the most common last name for both genders. It's the third most common for non-porn stars.

3. Incest Is Disturbingly Popular

The sixth most common role for actresses (as determined by titles) is "daughter." The tenth is "sister." Gross!

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Are We In Danger Of Losing Internet Pornography?

Posted 2/27/13 3:30 pm EST by in Ladies, News

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Between mobile devices and high speed Internet, we are living in the Golden Age of Internet pornography. But, what if it all came to a premature end? As unfortunate as it sounds, governments around the world are enacting legislation that could stop Internet pornography and start a global spank bank famine.

Iceland Examines Porn Ban

Pornography has always been illegal in Iceland, however, it has been undefined and seemingly unenforced...UNTIL NOW. Cold-hearted government insiders are looking to limit or ban Internet pornography and have already succeeded in banning strip clubs. Without stripping and porn, girls will have to come up with new creative ways to punish their step-dads.
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