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Christina Hendricks Has More Curves Than A Formula One Track

Posted 4/16/13 3:00 pm EST by in Celebs, Ladies, TV

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Even if you don't watch "Mad Men," which just came back for its sixth season, you have to admire the miracle of physics that is Christina Hendricks. Her body never ceases to amaze, yet you get the feeling that she could (literally and figuratively) tear out your heart...which somehow makes her even hotter, as you can see from Unreality's gallery of her 15 finest photos. Like this one from the, uh, Golden Globes:

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(We don't know what's keeping that dress up, but it's clearly one of the strongest fabrics known to man...and possibly proof that God is a man.)

MORE: "The 15 Best Pictures Of Christina Hendricks"

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Melanie Iglesias At The MTV Movie Awards [Photos]

Posted 4/15/13 11:00 am EST by in Ladies, Photos, The Show

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Last night's 2013 MTV Movie Awards had a bunch of surprises--such as Aubrey Plaza trying to steal Will Ferrell's award--but it came as no surprise that Melanie Iglesias from "Guy Code" looked stunning. And "stunning" is a classy way of saying "hot as hell."

We're pretty much speechless, and you will be too after looking at these photos.

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5 Female Suggestions For Best Shirtless Category In The 2013 Movie Awards

Posted 4/12/13 4:00 pm EST by in Celebs, Ladies, Movies

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We were pretty excited for the "Best Shirtless Performance" category at this year's MTV Movie Awards, until we realized it was only for male stars. How could Channing Tatum's or Taylor Lautner's pecs receive an honor, but no actresses's boobs?

It's probably too late to expand the category to include cinema's best breasts of 2012, but here are our five nominations. (Well, 10 technically.) Either way, we'll be watching on Sunday at 9 p.m. EST.

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The Sexiest GIFs From The 2013 Movie Award Nominees

Posted 4/11/13 1:00 pm EST by in GIFs, Ladies, Movies

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This year's nominees for the MTV Movie Awards really brought it on the action front. Comic book heroes, James Bond and a vengeful slave made for tons o' blood and ass kicking. But that came at the expense of the lovely ladies, who were harder to find in this year's best movies than in the past. That didn't stop us from looking, though.

Last year's best movies might've been built on action, but there were lots of fappy moments buried just beneath. Here are our favorites...

From "Silver Linings Playbook"

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The Dumbest Fetishes A Guy Can Have

Posted 4/9/13 5:45 pm EST by in Funny, Ladies

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Last season, "Guy Code" taught you about spicing things up in the bedroom. There's a difference, however, between spicy and scary. If you can find a willing partner, hey, do whatever makes you happy--but some kinks are more pathetic than hot:

Feet

What is it: The classic fetish that's all about feet! Kissing feet, licking feet, worshiping feet, it's all about feet, feet, feet!
Why it's dumb: First of all, it's a little hackneyed, isn't it? Secondly, feet are gross. Lastly, while there are thousands of nerves in the toes, there are just as many in the genitals, which is where the action is.

Clown Porn

What is it: A popular subgenre of erotic cinema that is all about clowns getting naked and getting it on.
Why it's dumb: Clowns are not only scary, but they're like anti-Viagra. There are no clowns in hell, because they make Satan cry lava tears. Clown porn is dumb because you can't take 'em seriously, unless one is chasing you with an axe.

Erotic Electrostimulation

What is it: A slightly dangerous sexual practice where nerve endings are stimulated by electrical devices.
Why it's dumb: Car batteries are not suitable sexual partners.

MORE: "9 Sex Fetishes That Are Kind Of Dumb"

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How To Explain Sports Rivalries To Your Girlfriend

Posted 4/9/13 3:00 pm EST by in Funny, Ladies, Sports

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If your girlfriend likes sports, congratulations, you lucked out. Unfortunately, a lot of girls could care less about Duke vs. North Carolina or the Packers vs. the Bears. They just don't understand how storied rivalries make those games more important. So here are a few ways to break it down for her.

Kobe Bryant vs. LeBron James

Two of the best NBA players of all time. Everyone loves to argue which is better. Kobe has more championships under his belt, but LeBron's ever-improving skill set is unmatched.

How to explain it to her: It's like Meryl Streep and Anne Hathaway. Yes, Meryl has more Oscar noms and wins, but she's been at the game a lot longer, and some would say the competition in Anne's generation is much stiffer. Nevertheless, Anne is on her way to the same level of success, so it remains to be seen who'll end up on top...as long as Anne tones down her acceptance speech hyperventilation.

Peyton Manning vs. Tom Brady

These two have almost identical statistics, so it's hard to make an argument for either one's superiority. Brady has been to more Super Bowls and won more playoff games, but Manning's fans would point out that Brady had stronger teams built around him.

How to explain it to her: OK, remember in "Sister Act 2" when Whoopi Goldberg's choir has to perform in tattered overalls against all these polished teams in flashy costumes from churches with money? It's kinda like that, only both of these churches have TONS of money. One has a little more, though, and gets better-trained nuns and choir directors, so it's that much harder for Lauryn Hill & Co. to win the title. Yeah, Petyon Manning is Lauryn Hill in this analogy.

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10 Moves From The 'Mad Men' Premiere That Work On Girls Today

Posted 4/8/13 2:00 pm EST by in Ladies, TV

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Last night's "Mad Men" sixth season premiere was as long as Jon Hamm's junk is rumored to be, and (as usual) was packed with booze, cigarettes and intrigue. And hot women. Lots and lots of hot women.

Even though it's set in the swinging '60s, the episode had plenty of lessons for modern guys. Here are some things that would still impress ladies today.

1. Standing Behind Her Career

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Melanie Iglesias Plays Basketball [Sneak Peek GIF]

Posted 4/2/13 6:00 pm EST by in GIFs, Ladies, MTV2, The Show

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Think back to the beginning of "Guy Code" season three. We brought you April Rose in "Hot Girl On A Bicycle." That was a great day, wasn't it? Well, tonight's season finale brings you the companion pieces for that glorious video.

As you can see above, the first showcases the lovely Melanie Iglesias playing basketball in slow-motion. This is way better than watching LeBron James mess around and get a triple-double. Plus, the "Hot Girl Shooting Hoops" isn't the only video tonight that'll make your girlfriend jealous. There is a second that's top secret.

Your lady can take comfort though in knowing she gets to see a sneak peek of the all-new "Girl Code" series if she tunes in as well at 11/10c on MTV2.

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5 Surprising Things You Learn On A Porn Set

Posted 3/28/13 12:00 pm EST by in Funny, Ladies, Movies

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Normally, having a job blows...but if you're a blogger assigned to interview porn star James Deen, then your workday's pretty fascinating. (What? You thought we were setting up a joke with "job" and "blows"? Nah.)

Here's the craziest stuff we discovered on the set of Deen's new movie "Saving Humanity," which also stars the smoking hotties Andy San Dimas, Celeste Star, Riley Reid and Sativa Verte.

1. They Have A Script

A pizza delivery guy might not have much dialogue, but feature-length adult films require scripts that can exceed 100 pages. The producers often release a hardcore version of the film and an R-rated version for those twisted guys who get off on plot points.

2. Fluffers Don't Exist

Apparently this career field is an urban legend. (No, it's not a victim of the U.S. economy--it never existed.) If the male stars have a performance issue, they just pop Viagra or similar drugs.

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WTF Are Women Thinking? 'Girl Code' Explains It All [Video]

Posted 3/27/13 6:00 pm EST by in Ladies, MTV2, The Show, Video

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Let's not kid ourselves, guys: we will never understand ladies' emotions...but at least we can understand where they're coming from with the help of MTV's new series "Girl Code."

With some of the funniest comediennes on television (along with "Guy Code" regulars Andrew Schulz, Chris Distefano, April Rose, Melanie Iglesias, Jordan Carlos and Charlamagne Tha God), it'll massively up your game by teaching you females' deepest secrets. 'Cause you might not have a "frenemy" like your girlfriend does, but you've gotta comprehend the concept if you ever want to get them in bed together.

Play the sneak peek trailer below, and then watch the series premiere on Tuesday, April 23 at 10:30/9:30c. @GirlCode: it'll improve your #GuyCode.

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