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Just before Hurricane Sandy made landfall in Southern New Jersey on Monday, Ice T's wife Coco risked life, limb and enormous breasts to record a storm report from the couple's balcony in Jersey City. We'd call it shameless if we weren't so mesmerized by Coco's huge cans covered by moisture rained down from the heavens. Coco wrote of the video, "I wanted to show how incredible the winds are and that the rain hurts your face when it touches you and you get wet so fast after being outside for 1 minute." She had the good sense to put her breasts away before the wind knocked her out with them.
Being a fantasy football general manager is not as easy as you expect. Oftentimes you're deciding between two players whose numbers are basically equal. Instead of racking your brain with deep statistical analysis, why not make your fantasy picks based off their corresponding fantasy chicks? (Well, "fantasy chicks" for you, not the players.) Read More...
Since the powers that be introduced speed-dating to New York Comic Con it's become widespread knowledge that geeks do in fact date. Ladies can chat up Batman, Darth Vader and Thor in five-minute intervals, then decide whose digits to snag to continue a relationship (or super one-night stand). Two episodes of TLC's "Geek Love" showed the world that comic and video game nerds got game. Well... sometimes.
Guy Code Blog hit up New York Comic Con 2012 to get the scoop from the pretty ladies themselves about the pick-up lines guys use on them during the convention. Puns on cosplay outfits and shouts of "hot," "sexy" and "nice tits" are the stereotypical norm, but some guys are too intimidated to even ask for a picture. As Wonder Woman points out, a few guys wouldn't even put their hand around her waist during a photo. Click after the jump to see what pick-up lines, or general dialogue, to avoid at future Cons and see these sexy babes in full costume.
Israeli super duper model Bar Refaeli had a little beach adventure over the weekend in her native Tel Aviv, only when Bar has little adventures a couple hundred thousand people get to see the scrapbook on her Instagram. Fellow models Shelly Gafni, Nirit Kairi and Valentina Micchetti joined her in the sand and made guest appearances in the photos.
While stuck in traffic a day earlier, Bar posted a shot and wrote, "Why do girls always take pix of themselves blowing a kiss?! XXX." Really, she's making duck face (NSFW video). But to answer her question: It's because somewhere along the line a kiss morphed into a ghastly duck face, which women became deluded into thinking makes them look attractive. It doesn't! But Bar makes anything look good. See her dominate Instagram below.
It's a sure-fire way to increase ratings and we're happy to oblige: Have an attractive woman get naked (or at least topless like Sandra Bullock) and join Chelsea Handler for a comedy sketch in the shower. On last night's "Chelsea Lately," Miss Congeniality laid the smack down on the former VMA host verbally and with a real slap for failing to be a "respectable host." Bullock tells her: "This comes directly from Oprah's mouth, to my ear, to my mouth, out of my mouth, into your ear, down your body, out your vagina, up my vagina, and out my ass. The whole theme of this message is that you are a huge disappointment."
That's a well-traveled message! In addition to the vagina-roaming scolding, Bullock offers some other practical advice: "We don't make pee pee in showers anymore. We make pee pee in the potty." Enjoy!
Very easy on the eyes actress Danai Gurira (from HBO's "Treme") plays Michonne, one of the survivors, is a prominent character in Robert Kirkman's graphic novels. Michonne was introduced at the end of Season 2 when she rescued Andrea from probable zombie death. Kirkman himself is pretty pumped to see Gurira.
"I can say that I'm completely in denial when I see Danai walk out on set and jump off the page," he told Shock Till You Drop. "As badass as she is in the comics, seeing her move and seeing her kill the zombies in motion is so much more intense that you can believe. Fans of the comics are going to love it. She's great."
Deciding where to get a tattoo is a life-changing decision. You can go the extreme route and get one on your head like Trace Cyrus. You can go the intimate way and get an underboob tattoolike Rihanna. You can even decide to promote your favorite show on your arm. But the thing you definitely do not want to do is make the decision at the very last minute ... as you're sitting in the tattoo artist's chair. You don't want to make permanent choices while you're in the heat of the moment. In this latest video from the Guy Code Presents...OOF! series, you'll see exactly what we're talking about.
In this month's Esquire magazine, Mila Kunis is crowned as the "Sexiest Woman Alive." The 29-year-old actress/Ashton-Kutcher-arm-candy definitely has a number of strong arguments working in her favor. First of all, just look at her posing topless in tight black leather pants. It's hard to vote against her when you're looking at that cover shot. Second, for as hot and successful as she is, she seems to be relatively grounded and have a good sense of humor. After all, she's hung out with Seth MacFarlane for 13 years doing the voice of Meg Griffin--some funny was bound to rub off on her. Third, in "Black Swan," she did arguably the sexiest lesbian love scene performance ever to be recognized by the Academy Awards. Are we starting to convince you yet? Either way, enjoy the video of her Esquire photo shoot below and vote on whether you think Mila Kunis is the Sexiest Woman Alive.
Aside from the obvious, ahem, assets the good Lord blessed our girl Melanie Iglesias with, she's giving Justin Bieber a run for his swag with the help of her fans. Beliebers? They're your target tweeters if you constantly want your Twitter feed filled up with hearts and the word swaggy spelled swaqqy. But Melievers? Now that's something we can get behind (pun possibly intended).
Team Melanie Iglesias--the self-proclaimed #1 fan source for this "Guy Code" expert--is run by Renette and Joecel. These two ladies keep fellow Melievers--or Melanie Iglesias fans who believe in her right to wear a bikini all day, every day, anytime she wants--up-to-date with everything #BigMamaMel, from her appearances and livestreams to hosting trivia contests. (They also campaign for a Melanie and Lisa Ramos spin-off show. We support this. It seems to have worked for Snooki & JWOWW.) We all could use some seriously s-e-x-y pictures of Ms. Iglesias filling up our Twitter feed to break up our boring workday--so what are you waiting for? Head over to @MelanieIgFans and click "follow" for the latest news and updates on one of your favorite "Guy Code" ladies. Join the cult. Become a Meliever.
This fall's breakout reality hit, "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," is a mystery to guys everywhere. In honor of tonight's "South Park" episode "Raising the Bar," airing on Comedy Central at 10 p.m., we have unearthed some hidden gems of advice from the women of the Boo Boo family. The show, a spin-off of TLC's "Toddlers and Tiaras," features seven-year-old beauty queen Alana Thompson. Alana, better known as "Honey Boo Boo," lives in Georgia with her parents, "Mama June," "Suga Bear" and her three older sisters. In true Guy Code fashion the Boo Boo women are here to hit you with some knowledge about the opposite sex. Who would have thought Honey Boo Boo could be the world's greatest wingman?