After a long wait, 1-0 Seattle Mist and Las Vegas Sin squads will battle in Seattle to remain undefeated (rhyme unintended, but it's staying). Back in September, the Sin, an expansion team, shocked the Chicago Bliss in a 32-20 victory. The Vegas crew won't be sneaking up on anyone this time as they hit the road again to take on a Western Conference foe.
To notch a second win, Seattle's "suspect" defensive front will have to contain Vegas's impressive thunder-and-lightning attack of Tracee Thomas (lightning), who averaged nearly 10 yards a tote against the Bliss, and Sunshine Uli, who bulldozed her way over Chicago defenders (and terrorized as a defensive end too). The Nikki Johnson-led Sin passing attack was also solid as Johnson connected on 6-13 passing for three touchdowns in its opener. But Seattle has a high-powered offensive of its own: All-Fantasy selection Kam Warner tallied 105 yards and three touchdowns against the Green Bay Chill. Look for the Mist to take a few shots early. Against the Chill, they opened the game with a halfback pass that broke for a 35-yard touchdown to Jessica Hopkins.
Since Seattle's last game, word spread wide that Mist quarterback Angela Rypien is the daughter of former Redskins quarterback and Super Bowl XXVI MVP, Mark Rypien. So she'll have a lot more eyes on her this time and for reasons unrelated to her excellent figure. Kickoff is at 10/9c this Friday on MTV2.
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We know our readers have swagger and therefore get plenty of action with the females. And unless you're playing Russian roulette with your Oscar Meyer, you practice safe sex and go through boxes of condoms. But did you ever stop to think about the fact your hefty sex life is filling up our nation's landfills? Have you ever considered doing something else with your used condoms besides throwing them in the trash, on the street or into your annoying neighbor's yard? This video is for everyone who has sex or will in the future.
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She's only 5-foot-4 and 135 pounds but her powerful legs account for most of Marirose Roach's body, Philadelphia Passion's star running back. Coming off a freakish, five touchdown performance against the Tampa Breeze, the outstanding runner is inspired by a legendary NFL running back who likewise used to make opposing defenders look like total fools. Marirose and the 2-0 Passion will strap 'em up against the Baltimore Charm on Nov. 18 at 8/7c on MTV2.
Who's your favorite NFL player and why?
Barry Sanders. Do I need an explanation? He's my idol.
What body part are you most proud of?
My Ham Hocks (aka big ole thighs) because they enable me to run hard and fast.
What's the worst trash talking line you've heard in the LFL?
"We've got our Roach Spray!"
What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
The best pick-up line?
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
If you could be one cartoon character, who would it be?
Speedy Gonzales because no one can catch him and he always saves the day.
Always in costume themselves, it is no surprise that Katy Perry and Lady Gaga are two of the most popular celebrity Halloween costumes. You'll be seeing plenty of Katys and Gagas running around tonight, no matter where you live. Please, remember to use caution when approaching these women. Just because she looks like your favorite pop star does not mean you'll be happy waking up to her the next morning (especially if she falls asleep in that meat dress). We have collected 16 photos of ladies dressed like Perry and Gaga as a public service. Take a good look and numb yourself to their allure now before having a few drinks tonight and then falling prey to their charms.
It's a Kyle DeHaven (left) and Marirose Roach (right) world, the rest of the LFL is just living in it. The Baltimore Charm and Philadelphia Passion standouts, respectively, absolutely dominated their games this week and turned the scoreboard into a strobe light.
After a solid scoring drive to open the game, the Toronto Triumph were overpowered by a more experienced Baltimore team to the tune of a 42-6 final. The win puts the Charm at 2-1 and in contention for an Eastern Conference playoff spot, although it's crowded at the top of the standings. In the Saturday contest, the Passion laid the smack down on the spirited but overmatched Cleveland Crush en route to a 60-18 victory. Not a typo. Improve your day by 15% or more--guaranteed!--by clicking on for more.
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For better or worse, Americans have become experts on leaked nude photos of our celebrities. How could we not with so many out there? That's why we're not buying Celeb Jihad's latest bomb, a topless photo of Taylor Swift. The site acknowledges they aren't certain it's Swift in the photo, but "after careful examination" the writer is convinced it's her. While the girl does really look like our young country singer, the setting says otherwise. Swift has been famous since her teens and therefore rich with all the bling. This photo looks like it's taken in a trashy double-wide trailer, specifically in a high school boy's bedroom. Since Swift likes strawberries, Celeb Jihad argues that the strawberries on the girl's underwear are a dead giveaway. What about the Chicago Bulls poster in the background? And what looks like a baseball next to it? When did the pop star become a sport enthusiast? You shouldn't add this photo next to Scarlett Johansson in your collection of naked celebrities.
"Batman: Arkham City" hit stores in North America this past week to mostly positive reviews, and now we'd like to positively review the lovely ladies from Rocksteady's latest Batman offering. They include: Catwoman, Harley Quinn, Talia al Ghul, Poison Ivy, Oracle and Vicki Vale. Anyone who can't admit an attraction to video game characters should quit here.
The sequel to "Arkham Asylum," this game includes characters from its predecessor as well as others from across the Batman comics realm. Of course, certain characters receive more face time than others, but they're all very easy on the eyes, whether good or evil. Especially Catwoman (notice her inside-boob in the top image).
Sexy cats, sexy nurses and sexy military have become cliché costumes for Halloween. However, they continue to be some of the most popular costumes for women. We even did serious research. So are they really cliché or classic? This week we're publishing a series of photo galleries that prove these ubiquitous costumes can still be sexy and/or unique.
The final countdown has begun. Halloween is only a few days away, and we're sure you'll be spending the better party of your weekend going from party to party, trolling for chicks in while wearing overalls and a Jason mask. Your costume may lack creativity, but guys' costumes aren't the ones we're interested in. We're more concerned with what the ladies will be wearing (or not wearing) this Halloween. While there's a million and one possibilities for sexy Halloween costumes, we're focusing on women paying half-naked tribute to our soldiers and sailors. Seeing a woman dressed like John Rambo looks bad in writing, but it's amazing in real life. How about a lady in a sailor suit? That do anything for you? It should. If you love your country...and sexy women in sailor suits. Cast your eyes on this national pride...