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Israeli super duper model Bar Refaeli had a little beach adventure over the weekend in her native Tel Aviv, only when Bar has little adventures a couple hundred thousand people get to see the scrapbook on her Instagram. Fellow models Shelly Gafni, Nirit Kairi and Valentina Micchetti joined her in the sand and made guest appearances in the photos.
While stuck in traffic a day earlier, Bar posted a shot and wrote, "Why do girls always take pix of themselves blowing a kiss?! XXX." Really, she's making duck face (NSFW video). But to answer her question: It's because somewhere along the line a kiss morphed into a ghastly duck face, which women became deluded into thinking makes them look attractive. It doesn't! But Bar makes anything look good. See her dominate Instagram below.
It's a sure-fire way to increase ratings and we're happy to oblige: Have an attractive woman get naked (or at least topless like Sandra Bullock) and join Chelsea Handler for a comedy sketch in the shower. On last night's "Chelsea Lately," Miss Congeniality laid the smack down on the former VMA host verbally and with a real slap for failing to be a "respectable host." Bullock tells her: "This comes directly from Oprah's mouth, to my ear, to my mouth, out of my mouth, into your ear, down your body, out your vagina, up my vagina, and out my ass. The whole theme of this message is that you are a huge disappointment."
That's a well-traveled message! In addition to the vagina-roaming scolding, Bullock offers some other practical advice: "We don't make pee pee in showers anymore. We make pee pee in the potty." Enjoy!
Very easy on the eyes actress Danai Gurira (from HBO's "Treme") plays Michonne, one of the survivors, is a prominent character in Robert Kirkman's graphic novels. Michonne was introduced at the end of Season 2 when she rescued Andrea from probable zombie death. Kirkman himself is pretty pumped to see Gurira.
"I can say that I'm completely in denial when I see Danai walk out on set and jump off the page," he told Shock Till You Drop. "As badass as she is in the comics, seeing her move and seeing her kill the zombies in motion is so much more intense that you can believe. Fans of the comics are going to love it. She's great."
Deciding where to get a tattoo is a life-changing decision. You can go the extreme route and get one on your head like Trace Cyrus. You can go the intimate way and get an underboob tattoolike Rihanna. You can even decide to promote your favorite show on your arm. But the thing you definitely do not want to do is make the decision at the very last minute ... as you're sitting in the tattoo artist's chair. You don't want to make permanent choices while you're in the heat of the moment. In this latest video from the Guy Code Presents...OOF! series, you'll see exactly what we're talking about.
In this month's Esquire magazine, Mila Kunis is crowned as the "Sexiest Woman Alive." The 29-year-old actress/Ashton-Kutcher-arm-candy definitely has a number of strong arguments working in her favor. First of all, just look at her posing topless in tight black leather pants. It's hard to vote against her when you're looking at that cover shot. Second, for as hot and successful as she is, she seems to be relatively grounded and have a good sense of humor. After all, she's hung out with Seth MacFarlane for 13 years doing the voice of Meg Griffin--some funny was bound to rub off on her. Third, in "Black Swan," she did arguably the sexiest lesbian love scene performance ever to be recognized by the Academy Awards. Are we starting to convince you yet? Either way, enjoy the video of her Esquire photo shoot below and vote on whether you think Mila Kunis is the Sexiest Woman Alive.
Aside from the obvious, ahem, assets the good Lord blessed our girl Melanie Iglesias with, she's giving Justin Bieber a run for his swag with the help of her fans. Beliebers? They're your target tweeters if you constantly want your Twitter feed filled up with hearts and the word swaggy spelled swaqqy. But Melievers? Now that's something we can get behind (pun possibly intended).
Team Melanie Iglesias--the self-proclaimed #1 fan source for this "Guy Code" expert--is run by Renette and Joecel. These two ladies keep fellow Melievers--or Melanie Iglesias fans who believe in her right to wear a bikini all day, every day, anytime she wants--up-to-date with everything #BigMamaMel, from her appearances and livestreams to hosting trivia contests. (They also campaign for a Melanie and Lisa Ramos spin-off show. We support this. It seems to have worked for Snooki & JWOWW.) We all could use some seriously s-e-x-y pictures of Ms. Iglesias filling up our Twitter feed to break up our boring workday--so what are you waiting for? Head over to @MelanieIgFans and click "follow" for the latest news and updates on one of your favorite "Guy Code" ladies. Join the cult. Become a Meliever.
This fall's breakout reality hit, "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," is a mystery to guys everywhere. In honor of tonight's "South Park" episode "Raising the Bar," airing on Comedy Central at 10 p.m., we have unearthed some hidden gems of advice from the women of the Boo Boo family. The show, a spin-off of TLC's "Toddlers and Tiaras," features seven-year-old beauty queen Alana Thompson. Alana, better known as "Honey Boo Boo," lives in Georgia with her parents, "Mama June," "Suga Bear" and her three older sisters. In true Guy Code fashion the Boo Boo women are here to hit you with some knowledge about the opposite sex. Who would have thought Honey Boo Boo could be the world's greatest wingman?
We know a lot about April Rose: she hosts "Maximum Exposure," will be in "Grown Ups 2," graces covers of Maxim, hosts Chicago Bears pre-game shows on CSN Chicago, looks super hot in everything or nothing, is not the sister of Amber Rose, is not the daughter of a INXS member (that's April Rose Pengilly) and most importantly, she's a cast-member on "Guy Code." That's a lot. Some may even accuse us of cyber-stalking her...which is true, because that's kind our job (what's your excuse?). Thanks to MTV News, they've made our job even easier by getting April Rose to reveal five things that very few people know about her. Check out the video below, and check out the new LifeLine Response safety app that she's promoting.
And the 2012 Emmy winners are….who cares? The real prize at last night's Emmys was Sofia Vergara's wardrobe malfunction. We're not talking nip slip, or side-boob action. Apparently her Columbian culo was too much for her gown and it busted out. While most leading ladies would hide in shame, Vergara proudly bent right over and shared her special moment with the world. Her 2.7 million followers were graced with above photo, accompanied by this tweet last night: "Yes!!!! This happend 20 min before we won!!!! Jajajajja. I luv my life!!!!"
For eons, men have feared losing their hair. It sucks. We don't care whether you still have a flowing mane or have the Michael Jordan going on, balding is the one thing that us dudes struggle with. We're sure LeBron James and that cummerbund he calls a headband to hide that receding hairline would agree. Thankfully, there are a few hot chicks out there that can rock the baldie and look super hot doing it. No, we're not talking about Sigourney Weaver and Demi Moore. Just because they had a cue ball on their shoulders didn't make them hot. We dug up some of the hottest bald chicks around that make us not feel all so bad about losing our hair. Read More...