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Monday Morning Lingerie: Sunshine, Reed-iculousness And Stretching Lesson

Posted 11/21/11 12:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Sports

The Las Vegas Sin have slayed the dragon. The ladies of Sin City, representing a brand-new team, defeated the two-time defending champion Los Angeles Temptation 28-20, improving to 3-0 and clinching a playoff spot. Prior to this defeat, Temptation hadn't lost since Oct. 23, 2009.

The Sin pulled the trick with a balanced offensive attack, particularly another solid passing performance from rising star quarterback Nikki Johnson, who completed 10 of 16 attempts for 126 and a pair of touchdowns. She also ran for 14 yards and a score. The first half was like a game of pinball, with both sides easily moving the ball and lighting up the scoreboard. After the Temptation secured their first (and only) lead of the game, going up 20-14, the Sin bounced back and locked the contest at 20 heading into halftime. And then the Sin scored the only points of the second half, claiming the Western Conference. "Hell freezes over," as the LFL's Jim Wallin put it. Click on for some photos, notes and a bit of stupidity.

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LFL Trash Talk: Wu-Tang Expert Tiana Michaels

Posted 11/16/11 3:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Sports

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Numerous LFL players told us they've never heard of Wu-Tang, so we didn't expect to find an expert among the league's twentysomethings. Tiana Michaels is just that, and she happens to be an exceptional trash talker, too. Catch the Baltimore Charm defensive end in action next Friday, 9/8c on MTV2, when the 2-1 purple people eaters clash with with 2-0 Philadelphia Passion.

Who's your favorite member of Wu-Tang?
Do I have to pick one? I have several favorites for different reasons. So I will rank them in my favorite order, starting with:

1. RZA: He's doing his thing producing movie scores, acting and rapping. I like to see people broaden their horizons and never limit themselves to one dimension.
2. Method Man: His flow is sick! Aside from his rapping flow, who didn't enjoy "How High"?
3. Ghostface Killah: Pretty Toney, what more can I say? Every woman wants a man that is handsome but at the same time will send his goons out to handle dirty business.
4. Ol' Dirty Bastard: His name, rapping style and antics will be forever missed.

What's the worst trash talking line you've heard in the LFL?
The worst trash talking line came from my own two lips: "Hey you, big Sasquatch, monster-looking trick! Looks like the back of your ass was hit with a hailstorm before the game! Tighten that s*** up!"

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LFL Trash Talk: Deep-Fried Amber Reed

Posted 11/11/11 2:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Sports

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Coming off an 85-yard, three touchdown performance against the Minnesota Valkyrie in the L.A. Temptation's opener, running back Amber Reed is ready to draw more blood tonight when the Temptation battle the Las Vegas Sin (kickoff is at 12 eastern/9 pacific on MTV2). But there's more to the bruising beauty than her on-field talents alone. Read on for more Amber.

Who's your favorite NFL player and why?
Larry Fitzgerald because besides being a great player, we have the same hair style.

What's the worst trash talking line you've heard in the LFL?
Our team is going to win because they're prettier than yours!

What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard?
You must be Jamaican, because you're Jamaican me crazy.

The best pick up line?
If I received a nickel every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

If you could deep fry anything what would it be?
Myself! Everything's better deep fried, right?

Favorite beer or drink?
Long Beach Iced Tea.

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18 Sexy Victoria's Secret Angels In Bizarre Outfits [Photos]

Posted 11/11/11 11:30 am EST by in Ladies

It's the most wonderful time of the year. And we're not talking about holidays that feature grandma's stuffing and hooking up under the glow of a Christmas tree. We're talking: the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Every year we're greeted with Angels strutting down the runway in bizarre outfits and this year is no different. Don't get us wrong, the ladies still look completely sexy, but when the outfits start to remind us of our sisters playing dress up in grandma's accessories...which, confuses our lust.... Superheroes, butterflies, space cadets, ice queens, salsa stars and treasure hunters all made appearances on the runway, as if it were still Halloween. But hey, we're not complaining. It's an lingerie fashion show with a performance by Kanye West, what's not to love? See our 18 favorite photos of hot lingerie models in weird clothing.

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Friday Night Football: Best Of The West On 11/11/11

Posted 11/10/11 2:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Sports

On 11/11/11 we'll find out which team is number one in the LFL's Western Conference when the last two remaining undefeated teams--the 2-0 Las Vegas Sin and 1-0 L.A. Temptation--do battle in Sin City. It's a contest of the old guard versus a team on the rise, and also a match-up between two squads with suggestive names, which we unabashedly enjoy.

Both teams have plenty of firepower on both sides of the ball. Lingerie Bowl VIII MVP, quarterback Ashley Salerno, leads an offense with a solid rusher in Amber Reed, weapons on the outside in Gegi Van De Walker and Chloe Butler, and an offensive line anchored by veteran Natalie Jahnke. The defense is strong too, holding Minnesota to only 109 total yards of offense in the opener and forcing two turnovers.

As we are members of the Church of Sunshine Uli, we think that the she can have a strong impact in this game. Can the Temptation linebackers, led by Monique Gaxiola, contain Uli from the tight end spot? L.A.'s D will also have to deal with running back Tracee Thomas and quarterback Nikki Johnson, who's having an excellent and interception-free season so far. Vegas, baby. Kickoff is this Friday at 12 eastern/9 pacific on MTV2.

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Sexy 'Jersey Shore' Flash Cards For Studying SAT Vocabulary

Posted 11/10/11 11:22 am EST by in Ladies, TV

The new website FactsandChicks.com gave us an idea; studying for the SAT should be sexier. While there are huge advances in computers and calculators, students still make flash cards with the same 3x5 cards their great-grandparents used. Those plain white study aids are just depressing. Wouldn't it be better if your flash cards actually excited you? Aroused you even? Made you miss them when you weren't near? Convincing yourself to study would take a lot less effort. That's why MTV Clutch enlisted the help of Gusto from FactsandChicks.com to design some SAT vocabulary study aids featuring the sexy ladies of "Jersey Shore." That's right, scantily-dressed JWOWW, Sammi and Snooki can now help you ace the Critical Reading section...so you can get into a "smart" party school.
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LFL Trash Talk: Maddie McCoy Thanks Mom For Her Toned Butt

Posted 11/9/11 6:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Sports

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Las Vegas Sin linebacker and tight end Maddie McCoy is not yet an All-Fantasy selection but she's an All-American girl. She loves the Pittsburgh Steelers, Bill Murray and deep-fried Chicken. She also has a great butt, thanks to her mom's side of the family. Watch her in action this Friday at 12 eastern/9 pacific on MTV2 when the undefeated Sin host the 1-0 defending champion L.A. Temptation.

What body part are you most proud of?
Ever since high school I've had this huge, toned butt that is solid and athletic. I was worried early in life that I was going to be cursed with my dad's butt, but later on in life my mom's genes pulled through! I am very proud of it and flaunt it in my LFL uniform.

What's one word or phrase that should never be spoken again?
If anyone ever tells me that girls can't play football, I am going to sit them down and make them watch the Lingerie Football League and see what they have to say after they watch it. Football is no longer just a man's sport, and some people are going to have to come to that realization.

Favorite beer or drink?
Dr. Pepper. It goes well with anything and everything and is extremely addicting.

What's your favorite Bill Murray movie?
Hands down, "What About Bob?" I know, I know, it's a little old for my generation but that movie is hilarious.

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9 Beauty Pageant Winners Who Are Still Sexy While Crying

Posted 11/9/11 12:30 pm EST by in Ladies

You can lie to your girlfriend (or mom), but we know you don't watch a beauty pageant for anything other than women strutting around in bathing suits and tight dresses with plenty of cleavage. And if there's one thing Clutch loves, it's (barely dressed) women. But one of the best moments of any beauty pageant is when the winner cries because, out of all the beautiful women onstage, she's the most beautiful. Even with their scrunched, tear-stained faces, they still manage to look sexy. We've compiled nine photos that prove just that.
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Sexy Bikini Fashion Show In Aruba For Winter! [Photos]

Posted 11/8/11 1:15 pm EST by in Ladies

Winter is knocking and it's already started snowing on the East Coast, which can only mean one thing...bikini fashion show in Aruba! While North American ladies are piling on layers, Clutch has obtained photos of gorgeous beach babes taking them off. Over the weekend, designer Angela Chittenden premiered her latest Beach Bunny collection in Oranjestad, Aruba. The new line includes bikinis, bikinis and even sexier bikinis. How many more months until summer? Way too many. Here are 14 sexy photos to help you through the cold months ahead.
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Monday Morning Lingerie: Big Comeback, Proud Father And Girls Hugging Girls

Posted 11/7/11 12:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Sports, TV

Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Halftime. The Las Vegas Sin improved to 2-0 with a 28-24 victory over the Mist in Seattle, a game that that played like two contests within one. The Sin roared to a 28-8 halftime lead, capitalizing on Mist turnovers and an ineffective first half performance by the Mist offense. But the second half was an entirely different story as the Mist held the Sin scoreless and drew within four points. Mist backup quarterback Laura Creel, who stepped in for a struggling Angela Rypien, played admirably in the resurgence. The Mist were also battling the clock, though, and the home team's comeback ran out of time. Click on for a mix of earnest analysis and commentary on funny images.

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