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Miss USA Just Became Miss Universe... Yeah, We're Feeling Patriotic [Photos]

Posted 12/20/12 4:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Photos


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USA! USA! USA!

When she's not showing an interest in law and humanitarianism, 20-year-old Olivia Culpo dominates pageant after pageant: as Miss Rhode Island, Miss USA and now Miss Universe, she's officially been crowned the most beautiful woman in the world.

What a fantastic year for America. The red, white and blue left the London Olympics with the most gold medals (and medals overall), and now we have bragging rights for our women. Suck on that, world!

Check out pictures of Olivia and other gorgeous competitors from around the globe:


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News Flash: You're Not Attractive When S**tfaced

Posted 12/20/12 2:00 pm EST by in Ladies, News

We've all woken up next to someone who looked completely different the previous night, specifically by dozens of pounds. Don't lie, fellas: Women get hotter after you have a few drinks. Sadly, though, the feeling isn't mutual--at least not in England.

According to a survey of 4,000 Brits, the vast majority of ladies (87%) don't find drunk dudes more appealing. Nearly half said binge drinking was a turnoff. Who knew?

Clearly there's a miscommunication between the sexes. British guys tended to believe they're handsomer, funnier and better in the sack when wasted--but gals said booze intake doesn't make 'em more talented at conversation or coitus.

We're calling B.S. on this survey though. It was funded by Cancer UK, a group that encourages Englishmen to give up alcohol in order to lead healthier lives. Screw that. We American bros are doing just fine with our Christmas cocktails, which make us appear both festive and sophistica--wow, look at that sexy reindeer!

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Time To Play Doctor: Squeezing Boobs Cures Cancer?

Posted 12/20/12 1:00 pm EST by in Ladies, News


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Every man has a new favorite medical study. It sounds too good to be true--some horny geneticist probably just wanted to see what he could get away with--but a research team at the University of California, Berkeley claims that steady pressure reverses breast cancer. Who says science is incompatible with miracles?

Presented at San Francisco's American Society for Cell Biology, the study found that constant squeezing caused malignant cells to return to normal, if they're caught early.

"People have known for centuries that physical force can influence our bodies," said lead researcher Gautham Venugopalan, who deserves a Nobel Prize. "When we lift weights our muscles get bigger. The force of gravity is essential to keeping our bones strong. Here we show that physical force can .... guide [cancerous cells] back to a healthy growth pattern."

(The experiment was conducted in a Petri dish, not the palm of some dude's hand, but why bother our ladies with such a minor detail? We just wanna help 'em stay healthy, is all.)

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Tim Tebow Endures Breakup And His Worst Week Ever

Posted 12/20/12 11:01 am EST by in Celebs, Ladies, Sports


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The Tim Tebow bandwagon is about 97 pounds lighter today. According to Us Weekly, the NFL's most famous personal punt protector and his lady friend, actress Camilla Belle, have split.  "It just didn't work out," a source told the tabloid.

Does this have anything to do with Jets former third-string quarterback Greg McElroy's promotion over the supposed backup? Hard to tell, although things were looking good: she had just met his parents plus the pair went to church together.

Now T2 is sort of jobless and girlfriend-less, plus the world ends tomorrow. Regarding his quasi-demotion by the Jets, he said: "All you can ask for, all you want is a chance -- a chance to go out and play the game you love and help this team win football games. That's all I wanted. I tried to make the most of every opportunity I had. I would've loved to have had more."

We're trying to figure out if he's ever had a more unpleasant stretch. The week after Florida lost at home to unranked Mississippi? The time the media tried to hook him up with Katy Perry? Annoying but not exactly a hardship there so we're going to say, from the outside looking in, this is the suckiest week Tebow's ever had.

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Fantasy Picks & Chicks Week 15: Choosing Fantasy Starters By Their Ladies

Posted 12/13/12 1:00 pm EST by in Funny, Ladies, Sports

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Instead of racking your brain with deep statistical analysis, why not make your fantasy picks based off their corresponding fantasy chicks?

Some of you might already be eliminated from the fantasy playoffs. While these picks won't help you, looking at these fantasy chicks certainly will.

Johnny Manziel vs Collin Klein


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While these guys aren't technically fantasy football starters yet, it's never too early to scout for your keeper league.

Collin Klein consistently put up big-time rushing and passing numbers this year, averaging 31.72 fantasy points per game. That's not a surprise, although it's shocking that he waited until his wedding day to kiss his wife, Shalin Klein, who's an irresistible 9.6. Their total score: a chart-topping 41.32.

Johnny Manziel won the Heisman trophy... and the heart of his model girlfriend, Sarah Savage, whose 9.9--when added to his 38.74 fantasy average--brings them to a mind-boggling 48.64. (I don't know whether Manziel has the size to succeed in the pros, but it's never a great sign when your girlfriend's shoulders are bigger than yours.)

Winner: Johnny Manziel

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10 Wu-Tang Girls We Love: "Wu Mamis" Coming Through [Photos]

Posted 12/6/12 4:00 pm EST by in Hip-hop, Ladies, Photos


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User-submitted pics never get old, even when they're submitted to a fan site for a hip-hop collective that peaked in the '90s. That's all good, though. The Wu-Tang Clan's founding members still manage to crank out one bangin' solo project after another--like Ghostface Killah's new MTV ebook--and long-lived tribute blog Wu Disciples shares enough love to maintain a respectable cult Internet presence.

And by "love," we mean "lovelies," specifically on Wu Mami's Tuesday, a send-in-your-Wu-hotness photo contest. Check out our favorites, from the Brooklyn Zoo and beyond. You'll understand why.

1. Up from the 36(DD) Chambers:

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50 Most Popular Women On The Web

Posted 12/6/12 12:00 pm EST by in Ladies

Chances are you've Googled hot women occasionally. Because you're a guy, and there are billions of us, and we're not so different. Most of us are Googling the same hot women. Our friends at COED took the time to rank 50 ladies by their Google search popularity in order to crown the "Queen of the Internet":

"As in previous years, many of the results surprised us… this year, even the top one. And the list is sure to spark debate. We welcome it. But to avoid debate on our methodology, we are once again happy to disclose how we came to our findings. We also encourage you to look back at the results for 2011 and 2010 to see how the list has changed. But enough about us, let’s talk about what you really came here to see: The Most Popular Women On The Web (According To Google) 2012…"

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Talking Schulz: Women Need To Dress Sexy Again

Posted 12/4/12 12:00 pm EST by in Funny, Ladies, MTV2, The Show, Video


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Girls' fashion choices are getting weird lately. It's no longer about attracting you; it's about impressing other girls. They even spend more time looking at other females than men do.

But Andrew Schulz lets 'em know that those "ninja pants" aren't the best look. Actually, they're plain disgusting, and it's time for ladies to care about how they look again. To guys, not each other.

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5 Reasons Why A Sense Of Smell Gets You Laid More

Posted 11/30/12 3:00 pm EST by in Ladies, News, Relationships


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Every now and then, science blows our minds. For example, dudes with a bad sense of smell don't have nearly as many sexual partners. Before you freak out and start frying up all your bacon to test your nasal passages, remember that only a small percentage of the population has this problem. Your schnoz probably isn't dysfunctional.

Scientists believe that guys with this sensory disability miss important social cues. We're not scientists, but here are five possible reasons why a working nose will get you laid...

1. You Can Smell Yourself

Duh! Bury your face in those underarms and you'll very quickly realize if you need more deodorant. Without this ability, you'd have to be extra vigilant about your hygiene to attract women.

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30 Sexy TwitPics Of Melanie Iglesias, Lisa Ramos & April Rose

Posted 11/28/12 5:55 pm EST by in Ladies, MTV2, The Show

Can we just take a moment to give thanks for one of the greatest products of modern technology, Twitpic? Every now and then, your timeline is plagued by some photo of an ugly baby or fat dude's disgusting lunch. However, if you follow the "Guy Code" ladies, you know the sexy rewards of the Twitpic. Any time Melanie Iglesias, April Rose and Lisa Ramos are feeling sassy, they snap a pic and post it online. If you've been missing the phototastic rewards from following these three online vixens, or just want to relive them, we've collected 30 of  their hottest Twitpics in the below flipbook.

Click Here For The Sexiest TwitPics Of Melanie Iglesias, Lisa Ramos & April Rose

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