We recently gave you "5 Ways To Convince Your Girlfriend To Watch Porn." And we're gonna stand by it, with one major caveat from last night's episode of "Girl Code." Turns out, this joint activity can blow up in your face (uh...so to speak). Read on for that lesson and a few others that the gals just taught us.
1. Porn Can Raise Her Expectations Impossibly High
Women are always complaining that porn gives dudes unrealistic standards. Like how "butt stuff is the norm," Jamie Lee says. As Jessimae Peluso explains, "I'm never going to be excited to be rammed by a football team. That's never going to be my happy day."
Well, if you watch it with your girlfriend, she might likewise wonder why you don't have the "giant, massive c***" of the guy onscreen," Tanisha Long says. She might even get "mad" at your "normal one." Nicole Byer adds, "You don't have that much stamina in you. You're gonna pump twice and be done!"
So, keep your girlfriend's expectations grounded in reality, however unrealistic yours are.
2. Tone Down The PDA
Some guys will sloppily make out with chicks in public, just to prove they're not losers. Ironically, this is a great way to repulse women.
"If it's something cute like holding holds or putting your arm around me, I like it," Carly Aquilino says, "but I'm not trying to get pregnant in the middle of the street."
Be especially careful of grunting and saliva-related noises. "Your affection for each other has gone a little too far if I can hear it," Jamie says. And Esther Ku warns that PDA can become PDE: Public Display of Erection.
Of course, we're talking about women, so nothing's simple. Too much PDA is bad, but not enough will get you dumped. Unwillingness to publicly touch indicates that you have "10 other girlfriends in the area," according to Melanie Iglesias.