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The Iron Sheik is not only a former Olympian and pro wrestling champion, but also arguably the most entertaining man on Twitter. His tweets are a running 24/7, very NSFW pop-culture roast. If he likes you, Sheikie Baby may refer to you as "bubba" and say he "loves you forever." But if you ruffle the Iranian strongman's feathers, he'll mercilessly mock you in 140 characters or less, just like he's done to Jose Canseco and Zach Braff.
A true man's man if ever there were one, we asked the Iron Sheik -- world's foremost authority on masculinity -- for some tips on being a better guy.
Sheikie baby, you're legendary not only for your in-ring career, but also for your mustache. Is having a glorious mustache a sign of true manliness?
Thank you, bubba. You know I am the legend. Iron Sheik mustache world-class, just like Iron Sheik. Everybody remember the legend and the legend mustache. That way they know what real man look like. They forever remember me as someone who can beat the f**k out of anybody. When you grow the balls to walk around with mustache like mine, than you know you make the hall of fame.
What about Hulk Hogan? What are your thoughts on his mustache?
Hulk Hogan mustache not like the legend mustache. He Hollywood blond jabroni "Howdy Doody" mustache. In wrestling match, my mustache put his mustache in camel clutch, break its back, make it humble any day! Never insult the legend!
Sheik, do real men cry?
You ask excellent, excellent question. Real man have real balls and the real balls show the real feeling. You cry for the real reason, I love you. But if you cry because of dumb b**ch who treat you like jabroni, or if you watch the bulls**t jabroni movie "The Notebook," then you can forever go f**k yourself!